Fans of dumb, pandemic-era hobbies may appreciate the majesty of mask 61,000.

Happy Western States weekend to all who celebrate. Don’t die. #westernstates

šxʷməθkʷəy̓əmasəm It's awesome that Vancouver's newest street name is basically pronounced Shh! Musqueam Awesome! www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

OMG, I just saw this Aylmer's soup ad and nearly spat out my soup. #spoonsup #elbowsup 🇨🇦 youtu.be/Tfq_Syd9_Ik?...

We don't talk enough about the Lost Harper Decade. #NeverPoilievre

Nardwuar and the PM hanging out down the street from me. youtu.be/TZmh_PNMImE?...

I hope the Rockies are high enough to protect us from these dipshits. 🤞😬

Part of me would love to see it because it would be indicative of a huge landslide victory, but five minutes anywhere in Vancouver Kingsway would tell you this is pure fantasy.

Mask 60,500.

Can’t believe Chicago pulled their goalie. 🙄

Ovechkin blowing kisses to Kash Patel after tying Gretzky's record was kind of weird. 🤪

Gretzky hanging out in the private box with Kash Patel at the Capitals game to watch Ovechkin break his record. 🤔

Putin's buddy is 2 goals away from beating Trump's buddy's goal scoring record.

Hey @emmavigeland.bsky.social! I was happy to hear you got the pronunciation of ‘potash’ right today. I’d always figured you, of all people, would have known how to pronounce potash. 😜

Autism Awareness Day and Trans Visibility Day in the same week. It’s a non-stop party at our place right now.

Nice try, @nytimes.com, but it’s too late. Wordle 1,379 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

City council elections are soon. @lucymaloney.bsky.social would make a great councillor because she is honest, smart (lawyer with government and industry experience), compassionate (longtime community organizer) and is on the right side of infrastructure (notably cycling) and housing issues.

April 5th. Please Vote, Vancouver. Orr and Maloney. Orr and Maloney. Write it down. Orr and Maloney. Orr and Maloney. Set it to music if you have to. Orr and Maloney. Orr and Maloney. Or if you prefer, Maloney and Orr. Maloney and Orr. @lucymaloney.bsky.social @seanorr.bsky.social

Why would anyone have confidence in a government led by a guy who refuses to get a security clearance and calls income tax “the fine you pay for the crime of working hard”? 🇨🇦

Love how the Boots Not Suits guy showed up for work today wearing a suit. 🙄 #Canadavotes

More of this please, @liberalca.bsky.social! 🇨🇦

Saw a few American plates on the drive back to Vancouver from White Rock: the usuals Washington, Oregon, and California, and even a dude in a convertible from New York. Welcome to Canada but don’t you know we’re at war? 🤔🇨🇦🇺🇸

Elbows up, Canada.

Ran into a great Canadian at the rink the other day.

While Carney was skating with the Oilers, Pierre was being told off by Doug Ford. #canada #cdnpoli #ontario #onpoli #pierrepoilievre #dougford #frankdomenic🍁

Yikes. Tough year at the Barkley Marathons. runningmagazine.ca/trail-runnin...

LOL. I was looking for updates from the Barkley Marathons and found out that Keith Dunn, the guy who live tweets the race from Tennessee each year, is on Bluesky. Oops. 😬

This is a clip of the Canadian National anthem being blasted outside of the White House for the orange felon and his criminal sycophants to hear. Love it.

I’d never watched an entire Pierre Poilievre press conference before. He’s great at sound bites, but he’s surprisingly dull in long form. At one point, Poilievre points to a bird he says is clapping for him because everyone else at this presser had fallen asleep. 😬

Forgive me this local content: Vancouver, there's a municipal byelection on April 5. Advance voting begins on March 23. There are several crackpot candidates and if turnout is low, then they might end up with seats just by getting their friends and family to vote for them

Ken Sim’s ABC candidates are in hiding. They refuse to attend debates because they know they can’t defend their party’s record. But Sean Orr and our volunteers are easy to find. We’ve got energy and momentum. With your help, we’re going to elect a people’s champion to City Hall on April 5th.

The only American casualty in this trade war was Gretzky, and he died of self-inflicted wounds

Anyone wanna split a 1,461 pack? 🤔https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/moosehead-presidential-pack-1.7480762

Thank you to all of our amazing candidates for an incredible race that brought Liberals across the country together.

At long last, Canada will have its first Edmonton Oilers fan Prime Minister. 🇨🇦

Trump: “No one is tougher on Russia than me.” Also Trump:

I kind of like the idea that the government could provide some basic services like they’re running a pizza joint. www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

How the Liberal Party leadership votes will be counted tomorrow. 🇨🇦 youtu.be/QqTnLKtIMMk?...

Ouch, @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com. This is going to leave a mark. Well done.

Tonight on his show, @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com called Canada "the most faithful and peaceful and supportive neighbour any country in the world has ever had." We need to add that to our LinkedIn profile. Thank you Lawrence. 🇨🇦

Wow. If you've lost Calgary, you REALLY messed up, America.

Let’s find the dumbest fucking Trump supporter in Blaine for @cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social to interview. WTF did I just listen to?

Poilievre fanboy Mike de Jong not fanboy enough for the federal Conservatives. Sad. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

They kept eggs expensive so no one could afford to throw them during the speech.

Screaming at the TV like Al Green. This Oilers game almost makes me wish I’d watched the Nazi rally instead. 🙄😬

Just got Bernie-Rolled watching tariff coverage on CBC's Power & Politics when host David Cochrane teased viewers with a warning to his panel that he might have to cut away because they've got an interview queued up with a "Senator from Vermont." Heyyyy, that's not Bernie Sanders!

If you could get us a copy of the pee tape, the tariff dispute would be over this afternoon.

Is there anyone left who still believes tariffs are paid for by the exporting country?

Just hours from officially being at war with the United Oblasts of America. Insanity. Elbows up, Canada. 🇨🇦