I've got to go with Stephen King's sole directorial credit. "I was coked out of my mind all through its production, and really didn't know what I was doing."

JFC it's $200 a ticket to see the Giants. Nosebleeds are $75, and bleachers are $80. Fucking hell. That team sucks.

Ondt Blod is pretty cool. Stick them in your ears.

Shot: "This product is a civilian robot. We kindly request that all users refrain from making any dangerous modifications or using the robot in a hazardous manner." Chaser: "Two years after the pledge, China’s state broadcaster aired footage of Unitree’s B1 quadrupeds carrying assault rifles in […]

Artemis II: Crew snaps 'Earthset' in throwback to Apollo 8 The Artemis II astronauts photographed the moment when the Earth dips below the moon's horizon, as they prepare to return to our planet's gravitational pull […]

Genuinely surprised how this hate crime could be created by a kitchen full of Mexican Americans.

I get the shittiest YouTube ads. Jesus Jazz. Jazz is immoral devil music, third behind Blues (OG devil worshiping music) and heavy metal. Jazz leads to smoking, drinking, carousing, and sinning. False prophets openly walk the earth!

The more I listen to this song extremely long introduction to the Communist Manifesto, the more I like the Young Hegelians. They’re republicans! They’re atheists!

What does kalshi have the odds of Trump nuking Tehran?

At least one country cares about #warcrimes Australia arrests decorated veteran on war crimes charges Ben Roberts-Smith is a Victoria Cross recipient and had been linked to the murder of unarmed civilians while deployed in Afghanistan […]

Poor little guy. He dislocated his elbow

Dop on so much antihistamine I can barely stay awake, but still suffer from all my symptoms

Looks like the rescued the missing F15 crewman.

[How do you know when Hello Kitty is lying?] You can see her lips move

One need not speak German to translate this headline from Der Spiegel.

Actually, it’s more appropriate to call it the Native American Ocean

Getting fascinated with #meshtastic again. Still have no idea what I’d do with it, or even who I would talk to

might make a mercury in retrograde bot

thinking about rarohire rochi terochichimomo again

Rougelike games imply the existence of magelike games and fighterlike games

Okay boomer https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/trump-seeks-152-million-reopen-alcatraz-active-prison-2026-04-03/

ahhhh the spectacle of Trump going on national tv to say that the US destroyed all Iranian air defense and the literal next day Iran shoots down an American jet, truly a beautiful moment in the decline of empire

The Netherlands have a severe shortage of monster trucks. That’s exactly what Amsterdam needs rmonster trucks rolling coal. Fuck yeah.

We're now to the "papists" part of the christian nationalism. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/pentagon-host-good-friday-just-170234609.html

My dad is partially sighted with poor motor control. He likes audiobooks but every player I tried had tiny buttons and too many screens. I’ve now made this one. Two screens, big controls, high contrast. When I want to send him a new book, I just text him a link […] [Original post on mstdn.games]

Add to the consequences of our/US war crime of wars of aggression. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/04/02/iran-war-fuel-shortages-violence/

CBS: “Hegseth has asked Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George to step down… Hegseth has fired over a dozen senior military officers… The ouster follows Hegseth's X post lifting the suspension of the aircrew that flew by Kid Rock's house in Nashville…” www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...

I was thinking it was weird that Oman is on the Strait of Hormuz instead of the UAE, and then I found something stranger: Nahwa. It’s an Emirati enclave *inside* an Omani enclave, inside the UAE I thought this type of nonsense was limited to Belgium. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nahwa

RE: https://tldr.nettime.org/@tante/116325852395653023 All of this is true, and none of this matters. Literally none of this matters. Why not? It works. It does what it says, and it does pretty well. If it didn't, it wouldn't be where it is today.

RE: https://tenforward.social/@gaghyogi49/116336532674748906 @tankgrrl

Pam Bondi is out. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/bondi-fired-attorney-general-trump-rcna266378

ESA

Rocket science

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116335868622397508 Their aggression here is telling. It’s the half a million lines of regex they want to keep secret, and not the LLM they’re burning through billions of dollars of compute to train.

My Firefly petunias came today! What makes these plants so special? They have firefly genes spliced into them so they glow in the dark! You can see it with your eyes, but it shows up even better in photos. I bought two last year, and absolutely loved them, so […] [Original post on sfba.social]

11yo: He’s nonstop burping! 14yo: *burp* *burp* *burp* Me: If you keep doing that, I’m going to have to take you to the emergency room so they can poke a hole in your stomach and let the air out. 14yo: No school tomorrow then! Me: It’s an outpatient procedure.

AOC commits to voting against “any spending on arms for Israel, including so-called defensive capabilities”👇🏽

This is a war crime. https://www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/DWnF66tiW-x

TIL Inheritance, polymorphism, and *recursion* are no longer on the AP computer science exam. Recursion? Seriously?

I don't know if it's because I'm older and less cavalier about the risk, or maybe I'm just depressed about the American government's and government contractor's ability to literally anything in the past 30 years, but I am filled with dread watching #artemis2

RE: https://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/116330369847815454 The amount of pleading in LLM prompts will never not be funny and disturbing. “Please. Pretty please, for the love all that is holy and dear to you, do not invent the torment nexus, Mr Torment Nexus”

INTERCAL: We have keywords like PLEASE and IGNORE because we think it's funny Anthropic: We have PLEASE and IGNORE *baked into our source-code* because we have no fucking idea how this thing works

Since today is Apple's 50th anniversary, let me share this quote from Steve Jobs, that Tim Cook shared today. “When you grow up, you tend to get told that the world is the way it is. But life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact: everything around you that you call life was […]

It really sucks that archive.today is having problems

Thinking about Palmolive's slogan "it softens hands as you do dishes", and how so many slogans turned out to have a dark undertone, like how Camel cigarettes "satisfies your T-zone" and that's exactly where you get cancer. Now in my head, the Palmolive slogan is mashed up with this memory from […]

Google's Planetary Ventures took over Moffett Field with a lease on this day in 2015. It is still not a joke. As part of this, they committed to restoring my skin, which was completed this year!

It's so sad that in 2026, a killer headline telegraphs a fucking boring ass story about a chatbot.

RE: https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/116329832031991846 I’ve decided almost all of software engineering is pretty much just fads.