@gottalaff.bsky.social You're up there now, can you confirm? #dadjoke #lego

What do you call a group of male historians who drive sports cars? ManDeLoreans #dadjokes #starwars

HOLY SHIT

#dc #kimmel #sinclair #wjla If you live in the DC area, you won't get to see Kimmel tonight. Call WJLA and complain 703.236.9552

#safety #infrastructure #baybridge A picture of a visibly offset piling support got a response from the MDTA (Transportation Authority) "It's fine. It's always been like that." 😬😬😬 https://www.wbaltv.com/article/chesapeake-bay-bridge-safe-social-media-photo-support-pier/68003116

How the #ai farce is going

Booty and The Beast #pirateabookorplay #hashtaggames

So everyone's™️ outraged about Jimmy Kimmel getting fired, or whatever, but not about Stephen Colbert getting cancelled. So, what's the difference other than the timing, immediate versus May 2026? It's basically the same corporate action done for the exact same reason. If you're canceling […]

A torrent runs through it #hashtaggames #pirateabookorplay

'Hazardous' device found in Nebraska Was it an encyclopedia? /Sarcasm https://nebraska.tv/news/local/fbi-seeks-publics-help-after-hazardous-device-found-in-ne

Knock Knock Who's there? Tua Tua who? NFL: check him for a concussion #billsmafia #miami #dolphins

To be very clear: ACIP is still recommending BOTH the MMR (measles, mumps, rubella) and Varicella (chickenpox) vaccines, just not the combined MMRV shot. This is due to a reported increased risk of febrile seizures from the MMRV compared to when the MMR and Varicella are administered as two shots.

Hey Samsung, FUCK all the way OFF #ads #privacy #liars https://www.theverge.com/news/780757/samsung-brings-ads-to-us-fridges Reminds me I need to get pihole running cuz they damn sure won't be self hosting those ads. As well as VLANs.

#kimmel #abc #trump the unwritten root of this debacle is...unchecked capitalism The endless drive to maximize profit leading to endless mergers that are rarely if *ever* good for the customers. We have ABC execs flat admitting Kimmel was pulled because of concerns over the corporate merger […]

Sharp Dresser -The Penguin #birdssuperpowerorfrailties #hashtaggames

Precision window pooping #birdssuperpowerorfrailties #hashtaggames

Random question for the #biketooter community Air less tires. Any experience with them? Just curious how they'd work in real world scenarios https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smarttirecompany/space-age-bicycle-wheels-using-nasa-technology

We just released Mastodon 4.4.4, 4.3.12, and 4.2.25. These versions contain a few bugfixes, notably related to quote posts display in 4.4. Full release notes and update instructions are available on the GitHub releases page. https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/releases #mastoadmin

This thread from X (via the xcancel proxy) has a good breakdown of the charging document in the Tyler Robinson case. Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) (@adamscochran): "1/22 The charging document of Tyler Robinson in the Charlie Kirk case has been filed in Utah. Here’s what’s important and what’s […]

Zork and Mindy Nanu Nanu You have been Eaten by a Grue #videogameabookorplay #hashtaggames

Rust Hour #videogameabookorplay #hashtaggames

The Lord of the Elden Rings #videogameabookorplay #hashtaggames

Naked Punchout #videogameabookorplay #HashtagGames

How to Train Your Dragon's Lair #videogameabookorplay #HashtagGames

As a fairly covid-cautious person, this quote from the astrobiology textbook talking about the possibilities for lithopanspermia makes me shudder with horror every time I teach this section: “In a sense, Earth, Venus, and Mars have been ‘sneezing’ on each other for billions of years, offering […]

Just in case any of y'all thought they'd actually filibuster the appropriations bills coming with all the anti-trans provisions and shut the government down. Call your senators, demand no anti-trans and anti-LGBTQ+ provisions in appropriations bills.

Nothing by Men Without Hats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi86ZiOlIVo #hatasongorpoem #hashtaggames

If you want an old school investigative journalism expose on Data Centers...here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-8TDOFqkQA #datacenters #ai #climate #water

You want me to be a manager of developers? No F'n way, I've met me. #workorschoolwittyremarks #hashtaggames

@MAJ1 Extreme Squirrel Weekend Energy in this adorable Trash Panda https://www.facebook.com/reel/2201596176992758

Eight Was Too Many really Five would have been plenty #boreamovieorshow #hashtaggames

I'll say this about the shooter of Charlie Kirk. He has certainly outed a good number of personal friends I used to think were smart.

It's been Picard Day's Night (and he's beeen workin' like a targ) #songsabouttvcharacters #hashtaggames

Ko-Jack And Diane #songsabouttvcharacters #hashtaggames

Scoobie Doo Be Doo #songsabouttvcharacters #hashtaggames

Like a Flintstone Cowboy, song by Glen Campbellrock #songsabouttvcharacters #hashtaggames

re: Charlie Kirk some deaths are acceptable source: Charlie fscking Kirk Not Sorry, Not Sorry.

"Show us your tits" Cosmetic Surgeon "Dick Pics Required" Urologist #medicalslogansormottos #hashtaggames

You live....or your money back! #medicalslogansormottos #hashtaggames

The Norwegian farmer voice was shot after calling for his lost horse. He was a.. Hoarse Norse looking for a Norse Horse

Castration Clinic: Eunuch? No, You Next! #medicalslogansormottos #hashtaggames

Really awesome 'flash' mob of Bohemian Rhapsody over 30 singers and musicians in a huge open Paris plaza #queen #flashmob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfUEstWJUkA

Are you crying over spilled milk? [Looks at my oversized stash of old electronics] Yep. Tears of joy lol #recycling #ewaste https://greekreporter.com/2025/08/25/extract-gold-e-waste-old-milk/

de Adder. 🎯

@mls14 apparently I was watching on some delay without realizing it...lol GO BILLS! #billsmafia

Just read an article about how a dead whale body on the ocean floor provides a multi-decade food source for the creatures there. Imagine the famines we've caused by our pushing the whales towards extinction.

The Wild Life A good bad movie lol #noeffort #wildlifeamovieorplay #hashtaggames