I promise you, people are not pretending they don’t know Gilbert Brantley and Bryce Gilbrant.

This ICE agent will be devastated by number 2

Motion City Soundtrack, Led Zeppelin, Guster, Yellowcard, and Frank Sinatra

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

WHOOOOA BLACK BETTY, WAMBS-a-GANNS

The King understands us… AG could prob help you relax too🌳🌳

WILDLY MISLEADING SHIT. Steph Curry does not own or direct the financial decisions of Penny Jar, he’s a “special advisor.” Entire paragraphs describing dogshit people who happened to invest at the same time as Penny Jar isnt journalism. This is not evidence of Zionist fanaticism. 🫠

If Stan carries anymore water for SGA his big ole back is gonna break

If you catch her eye in a certain light you can see the last brain cell in her head trying to signal for help. But it cannot spell “SOS.”

The plagiarism machine that is destroying communities and environments is also turning the stock market into a bigger house of cards than ever!

United States of No Consequences for dumbshit White People

Sixers getting the super whistle tonight. Take them and whatever over Peacock and the NBA give you to-night!

Going with Sally Jenkins first is crazy behavior

Take the amount you use now and double it. It’s still not enough to cover the taste of raw vegetables but you should eat them anyway. With lots of store bought dressing.

Had these on Kauai. Best hot dog IN THE WORLD.

Idea stolen from @cyberotters.bsky.social

5’9 and able to carry an entire university to national prominence. KING SHIT.

I regret to inform you that a DC Examiner reporter who tweeted that Border Patrol was leaving the Twin Cities has deleted her post, and as a result I deleted my post sharing what she reported

According to the wiseman Shaggy, “it wasn’t me”

Jamiroquai’s Virtual Insanity is 30 years old in 2026. I remember the killer music video but holy shit that song is prophetic as FUCK.

Most of the area is already inside because a possibly generation snow storm is starting in 2 hours. But these folks are BUILT DIFFERENT.

They lost the star of God’s Not Dead 2?!?!

Named after his uncle Randy

One million bonus points if John Leguizamo is the Hunter.

Episodic The Most Dangerous Game adaptation where the hunter goes after a different annoying TV spokesperson or mascot each week. Give me the Capital One Bank guy on the pilot.

Vance on the economy: “our first step must be turning in a different direction, like MH370”

We might be headed for an Oops! All Blowouts night in the NBA 🙃

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

Please stop trying to make Jamal Crawford a color commentator. He’s not good at it.

“Yes we understand your cities and communities are under attack from your own government but you deserve it because you live in America.” The Canadian moral high ground everyone!

This is not important. It’s ignorant. “To us…” “you are a single entity” So you are simultaneously claiming to speak for everyone, while grouping 350 million people together as one political mind.

Mark Fletcher throwing punches after losing the natty??

Same for Montclair. Prob just woke every dog for 3 streets around.

The way people are in knots over the NBA All star game format is hilarious. I promise you the game has more important problems to solve.

DC’S A WOMEN’S SPORTS TOWN!!!

Grayson Allen broken nose?!

Checking in on the Florida Panthers tonight

ANTHONY BLACK DUNKED ALL OVER THE GRIZZLIES!!!!

Great finish right now in Berlin between the Magic and Grizzlies. Anthony Black with a crazy dunk in traffic down the stretch

A chicken in every pot, one other thing some where else

Starting a new Friday night podcast called “Surviving the News with OG Skywalker” The set is bean bag chairs, cheap twinkle lights, and a Gandalf Bong

Iron Eagle

42 years ago today I was born on the shore of the Puget Sound, and it runs thru my veins.

Hope is slavery. Trust to Despair, and See. Life is a Waking Nightmare. Sport is Machine.

Def Luka. They were screaming about meeting in the tunnel during the game!

Gotta disagree here. You posted publicly with 200k followers. People are gonna QT their opinion, many from a place of less information and more fear. Being so put off by that you gin up some sort of etiquette complaint is weak as shit.