that's what xi said

ground control to magyar tom

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The US is a heavily-armed society going through an almost-unprecedented crisis of legitimacy. It doesn't need conspiracies for there to be a bunch of assassination attempts on a historically-unpopular president.

gerrymandering is bad and while this is necessary to force disarmament, it is not a good thing.

many of trump's pro tempore folks are really quite amateur tempore

can't be having a union that's a raw deal

the thing about adversaries providing intel to each other is that you can avoid the issue entirely by not getting into extremely dumb wars of choice

whatever your israel politics are, nobody should win a primary with less then 30% of the vote, much less 50%

dune.

what is senator roger marshall sacrificing?

these guys and FIRE have demonstrated a lot of integrity

more like DRAMAdary

i support the corrupt old nepotist autocratic, not the corrupt old nepotist autocrat!

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passing out after jewish brunch? that's a vasobagel

the state of the union

a reminder that democrats should be calling him a tyrant in every reference to him, no matter the issue or question at hand.

Children of Muppets

go birds

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holy chart crime, batman

didn't think i'd arrive here, but... well done, hakeem

make america russia again

bans on gerrymandering are a good fix, but state lines are the real thing that need to be fixed. MCSGA* make city states great again

Implementation: the bringing of a plan, process, or idea into effect Impelmentation: absolutely crushing a huge bowl of pelmeni

if at first you don't secede

Democrats need to be landing more verbal body shots on people like Kavanaugh. Say his name every time you tell a story like this.

good news from the nation of philadelphia

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hey @schumer.senate.gov, i believe the term you want is "corrupt tyrant"

has no morality and his mind is failing. fantastic!

time for a march on their local office. mayor frey and tim walz should be at the front of it.

the thing about state organizations with impunity is that even if that impunity if meant for "bad guys," it tends to get used against everybody, ultimately

a coup d'not

some people love quoting "the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must." That was Athens saying that at the height of its empire. Few of those people seem to remember what happened to Athens the very next year.

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cool to see those three, obviously distinctly pronounced words on a holiday card

we can tranche if we want to

why call it a brief thread on soviet fonts when we could call it the short shrift?

LLMs? no, it's los LM

Trump's secret police vandalize houses and cars, assault citizens, fire potential lethal weapons for the hell of it, and assault children, often as sexual predators... and claim impunity for all of this. CATO proposes the fix. In the meantime it's essential to document all these crimes rigorously.

A washed ashore whale caused frustracean In Nantucket folks were impacean' The gov. said 'can't move it, nor hardly improve it' This issue's above our cetacean

nickel for your thoughts

using stock as leverage = realizing gains of said stock

PROSECUTION'S CASE COULDN'T SURVIVE DEFENSE'S INCISIVE, COLD CUTS

(nobody has ever been able to produce something like this about 2020 in the US, for the record)

Will be offering punny commentary as the process unfolds. As a jury cannot reprise its roll, if there's a mistrial, a new one will have to be seeded.