one of our contestants has two extra tickets to saturday's 4PM show at helium. drop me a line if you're down for some pun, #philly! these are ~ * free * ~ tickets

and SPEAKING of deadicated punsters, #philly...

Only the most deadicated punsters will survive.

Has been a minute, #philly, but we have something for ya... don't miss our spookiest pun-off yet. philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/314520 cc @farfarraway.bsky.social

just over a week out, #philly! grab your tix before they sell out... because at this rate, they will. got some real wacky round aheads this time... [email protected]

hey #philly! tired of all this bleak? well we have bad news for you, then: SOUTH STREET PUN OFF is back at tmoms at the end of the month. muster your team, gather your tolerance for groaners, and come play. www.eventbrite.com/e/south-stre... cc @farfarraway.bsky.social

serious stuff: *happening, everywhere* me, cackling maniacally: (you can take this idea for free @philorch.bsky.social)

... you folks hear about the scent named after the hindenburg disaster? they're calling it eau de humanity.

🎶 summer summer summer time, time to sit back and u̶n̶w̶i̶n̶d̶ ENGAGE IN WORDPLAY SHENANIGANS 🎶 cc @farfarraway.bsky.social

hey #philly, got a summer punny event schedule for you early next week! get on our mailing list and hear first: www.alwayspunnyinphilly.com/mailinglist #sunsoutpunsout #dadjokes #wordplay

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we _completely_ missed this before the show! enjoy (or cringe) at our best, worst dad jokes, #philly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5iJ... ps thanks @heliumcomedystudio.bsky.social #puns #dadjokes #wordplay

The competition at It's Always Punny #7 was fierce, but one contender was the clear champ. Thanks for judging @farfarraway.bsky.social! Groany Greek mythology puns in #philly? Sparta the plan.

i for one am EXCITED for tomorrow, #philly. it's your last day to get tickets here: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723

but not stirred.

a clip from our PUNDEMONIUM round. check it out #philly! www.youtube.com/shorts/1IgIY...

thousands of years from now, for reasons they can't possibly understand, people in the place that is now #philly will greet each other by saying "g'bir".

one rap beef two rap beeves

#philly #gobirds

come to my pun trivia show, #philly. free groans! www.eventbrite.com/e/brew-ha-ha...

YOU LOSE. PEACE BE UPON YOU, SIR!

the existence of rachel sennott implies the existence of a lower, rachel house of representatives

hello #philly. come see the city's first, best, and only pun-off in march! tickets: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723

GO BIRDS but also GO WORDS

What is It's Always Punny like? Well... here's the last winner of our PUNDITS round. #philly #comedy #improv #puns #dadjokes

don't say egg prices are skyrocketing, say there's a huevo inflation

me, venturing out in #philly today

Hello #philly. And #pun / #dadjoke people, broadly! Two events coming up: 2/20 - BREW HA HA @ Two Locals www.eventbrite.com/e/brew-ha-ha... 3/22 - It's Always Punny #7 @ Helium philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723