(British accent) “I bought a Chinese and now am waiting on my girlfriend to be done with therapy.”

I have started my period today unfortunately but fortunately!

Good morning from Ukraine. ☕️ Today putin will talk about economic success. Saint Petersburg is preparing visual aids. 🔥

Dear world, When you say “peace,” please remember - we also want peace. We just don’t want it on our knees.

Fighting for human rights means I gotta learn how to give head better like oh my god you’re doing great LEMME SHOW YOU

MY GF IS GOING TO HER STATE CAPITAL AND TALKING ABOUT REALLY IMPORTANT HOUSING STUFFFF I AM PROUDDDDUHH. AGDIFKAJDUAKFJJE. She’s so smart and cool and pretty 🥹

That’s my fucking girlfriend, losers :3

Still really hoping to make some movement on this goal ❤️ -OF sub with weekly videos, 3 collabs and 600+ media -Private chat via telegram or OF, $10/15 minutes -custom videos $10 minimum + $5/minute -will send content for tips if you ask :3

hopital

The stress be killing my ovaries. Kill me instead. <333

Some days a brazen bull, some days a feather down silk pillow.

(Country accent) “She wants my fourth hole.”

If I don’t hear “hey baby no more interruptions let’s be gay together” in like 15 mins I will genuinely explode into ash

It did not remember it had three meetings before this post

The pineapple mango refresher makes me wanna give it immaculate head 💪🏻☺️

some good days, some bad days…but there’s always bush. bush never lets u down #bushsky #transnsfw #boobsky

this made it to 400 likes which is an all time banger for me and I’ve made $0 since I posted itttt 😭 $18/100 tip 🔗 in bio, DM me on telegram @lunamoonslut for customs or private chats onlyfans.com/lunamoonhopper

Rue died from fent and I already knew that. Because I should’ve died by it. Reaching for her mom’s hand in her dad’s hoodie. And I forgot my dad’s hoodie when I was asked if I wanted anything and was refused it shipped back by my own family that lied and had to have me sign off on my dad’s body.

Its that time again for cave woman Tato to remind you 💕

💙🩷🤍🩷💙

Queen — ‘News Of The World’ Sunset Strip — Los Angeles (1977)

Every genre-defining sound has a Black fingerprint on it somewhere. Happy Black Music Appreciation Month. 🖤🎶 #SheShed

Shaking my butt for mcdicks :3

ACAB includes tone police

My armpits smell and I know someone who’d LOVE this rn lol

Lucy Lawless, Renee O'Connor and Ted Raimi behind the scenes of Xena: Warrior Princess 📷🎬

Ontario’s flower, the White Trillium. #Canada Good morning, it’s a beautiful one.

Oh my god today just got so much better FUCK WHERE IS SHE I NEED IT RN I WANT IT COME HEREEEE LEMME CUDDLE UUUUUU

Morning Kittens

Read that as “peaking” like he’s on nip or sumn lol

US FOR REAL OMG SHES CHICA ASF

WOOOOPPAAAAAAAA

If this fucking video isn’t good enough I’m going to tear one layer of my skin off at a time.

this cutie pie makes the best custom foot content on the internet in my humble opinion and could use some sales+tips this month ! 💸💕 #mutualaid #feetsky

Just had to clean cat shit off my bed (her litter box is LITERALLY CLEAN BTW)

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! 🌈 Help me out because I am a gay that is struggling! DM me for more pedi related business but if you want to help out because you’re kind— My venmo is @AK339 and my PayPal is @qtkuromi #pedicure #art #goodmorning #mutualaide #help #funding #crowdfunding #work #lgbt #pride

My need to be held and touched goes up every day and it’s just eating me like acid and idk what to say or do about it so I just cry

#Art: The Theater (2022-23) #Artist: #GregorySievers (b. 1951) #ArtMovement/Style: Medium: Oil on canvas 91.4 x 60.9 cm (36 x 24 in) #DailyArt #TalkArt #Artsy #ArtPost #FineArt 231

We’re accepting feeling bad over going broke :(( idk what to do about anything except wait

Respect Play with googly eyes

I was really at a point where I wasn’t upset or fighting tears and now I feel like I was pushed back into the same spot

Btw my entire rig just spilled on my bed while trying to fix my bed what the fuck and I almost lost all my dabs but I fucked the hit on my tool like COME THE FUCK ON

THIS BITCH STARVED HERSELF AND OVEREXERCISED AND THEN EATS LIKE SHIT, DOESNT COOK AND WILL EAT UP EVERY LAST PIECE OF DESSERT BUT WILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SHAME ME I STG ONE MORE FUCKING TIME AND IM GONNA MAKE SURE NO LIVING BODY WILL BE LIVING AFTER IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN.

Like I get a TINY BIT OF SOMETHING so I’m not a fucking BURDEN and YOURE TAKING ALLLLL OF IT WTF I CANNOT SURVIVE AMONGST HOGS. Me being bullied for being plus size is crazy.

My mom said she has to “figure out what to do for two days worth of food” and I look and THREE PIECES OF CAKE ARE ALREADY GONE DUDE CAN WE BE FOR REAL MY SNACK FOR MY PERIOD IS NOT GONNA BE YOUR MEAL FOR TWO GOD DAMN DAYS. I CANNOT STAND NARCS THAT ABUSE AUTISTIC PEOPLE (AKA ME THEIR GROWN KID)

I want a law requiring companies to advertise when they are making their sizes smaller but keeping (or increasing) the price. I'm so tired of opening a bag of chips or unwrapping a Snickers to find 82% of what I paid for. These fuckers are trying to fool us.

Peach and cherry upside down cake. To be served with vanilla sweet crème fraîche. Should work.

And his name is Matcha I’m gonna lose it omggggg he did so good what a good boy