This is misinformation because I know for a fact my catgirl gf sleeps in later than me 99.98% of the time.

omg I’m eepy princess :,3 I am currently eepy but miss my gf and am trying to be calm before sleep so I don’t have any stress nightmares because I’m still not okay from the one I had tbh!

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Folks complaining the actors in The Odyssey don't look Ancient Greek are oddly nostalgic for the era when John Wayne was apparently the most qualified Mongolian on Earth.

Just cleaned up majority/dirtiest parts of the bathroom. Didn’t really fuck with the tub— it does need a wipe around the faucet but truly the worST of it has been dealt with.

Imagine bombing a place where children with disabilities come for therapy. That’s exactly what russia did today in Sumy. They also struck a passenger train in Zaporizhzhia, injuring a conductor. Every day, Ukraine loses a little more peace. Every day, civilians pay the price.

What is it with dogs and sticks! 🐕🪾😂

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Papa-Corn with googly eyes

tip links are in my bio and I have a custom menu in my pinned post ✨thanks void!

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YO BABY MAMA FUCKIN ME AND SUCKIN ME SHE DONT ANSWER YOU BITCH THAT BECAUSE OF MEEEE

$200/$200 July goal met :3 enjoy a lil booty and have a nice weekend ☺️

"Do you want to hold the baby?" Oh...ummm...no thank you? "She's a Golden Retriever." Yes, I will hold the baby.

please fucking buy something I am begging you can I just get one sale this week 🥲

just got followed by an AI brand that claims to automate DMs for OnlyFans models 🤮 genuinely what is the point if my fans aren’t actually interacting with me, feels very dishonest to do anything else but especially fuckin AI 😷 yall can rest assured i would never

I’m trying to let my gf overhear me use the bathroom for her entertainment purposes only but she couldn’t even hear it. Discord can somehow hear the most lowkey of farts but god forbid you try to fry some chicken. #pisscord #lemmepee

Every day is nonbinary day if you're not a coward about it.

A p r o t i p i s w i l d

money is tight this week so I’d love to sell someone some content or a chat soon ^_^ DM me! #tiptuesday

Metalzoa with googly eyes

ICE-Gestapo has murdered yet another person, this time in Maine, 26 year old father from Colombia Joan Sebastian Guerrero. He was authorized to work in the US and he was issued a social security number. ICE aren’t agents, they are terrorist killers.

Mihaïl Zablodski (Ukrainian Artist, born 1988) "The Fatigue", 2022. Oil on Canvas, 40 × 80 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Cupsy★Yummy Way with googly eyes

I am lowkey stoned

I’m full of pizza and sandwich and am getting sleepy while watching code name kids next door

I just now got my pizza lol

I just thought of my gf’s laugh and got all happy inside <333333

Thought of elephants so hard I remembered Babar <3 iykyk

Nah I’d totally love my gf and be with her even if she WAS palmin’ on poop right now—

PLZ

My gf’s a genius. It literally said if you like my stuff also tip me instead of complimenting. I told my customer basically if he wanted to he could tip because anything helps with towards the trip and etc. HE ACTUALLY TIPPED 15 THANK GODS FOR MY GF LMFAO I CANNOT BELIEVE IT WORKEDDD

They had names. Ulyana was only 13 years old. She was killed near a bus stop. Kyrylo fought for his life in the hospital. He became the fifth victim of today’s russian airstrike on Sumy. Another man, 58-year-old Eduard, was also killed while simply waiting at a bus stop.

If you eat pickled bologna, I’m gonna need you to unborn yourself. And I don’t mean to take your life. I mean to quite literally go right back up your mother’s poochina. No.

Pot of Riches with googly eyes

Only thing I didn’t do was record some content but was able to use rewritten stuff. Other than that I completed a few campaigns and I am so happy I got stuff done <333

Just as a heads up there is SW support and content in this page. Just don’t want anyone surprised as a heads up <3333

heyyy look who's been doing sex work ~3 years and just made her first tip/custom menu in MS paint 😁✨ #transnsfw #sellingcontent #nsfwsky #altbabes #skyhub pay 🔗's in bio and below ⤵️ DMs open for buyers, time wasters get blocked 😽

worked up a sweat doing my yoga today hehe ~ #swersaturday #yogababes #transnsfw #boobsky not much movement on my July tip goal :/ $32/$200

Me, singing in German: “Du Bist Gut Genug!” My girlfriend, who is funnily enough more German than me but could give a fuck: “Scooby-Dooby-Doo!”

Had to come back on bluesky bc my feed is full of birds, dogs, fuck trump and mostly decent people. Real social media is wiping me out.

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My gf is really beautiful and smart and capable and wonderful and reminds me of stars and planets on a clear night.

Ellen def has kuru

I think my gf should shake some ass for me then if it’s not for yall

i bet the Roku city Grindr is crazy

“FELLOWLOVEROFTHEBALDDWIGHT!”