Butchering Hope by Descendents first thing in the morning and accidentally sang “cock” the first time instead of “spark”. Foidian slip.

“Nice catch, blanco niño, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaacked”

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Between waiting for my tax return to be processed and my AO3 subscriptions, I basically live for Gmail notifications

Saw this in my sub box before going to bed last night and had a vivid dream of owning (tasteful?) Matt McMuscles skeleton panties

He is stunning

My Miis keep talking about Milo Aukerman. I love this

Holy shit, Hughsker Dü

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Thought of buying a house? 0% anxiety. Ordering at Subway? 2000% anxiety.

My top 3 most-played 3DS games VS. Last 3 games I pre-ordered

I realized the other day that one of the most popular Reddit posts about the Pokémon Pikachu 2 GS is by a child rapist/murderer. I fucking hate it here

TODAY'S THE DAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND done.

I can’t wait for Hugh Morris to steal all the bitches

This that meat that you get out of the wall in Castlevania.

My headstone will read “Pierogi Incident”

Hugh will you create in #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream? Pre-order now: ninten.do/6019QfYct

It would be fun to collect the business cards of real estate agents like Pokémon

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$99 Panasonic Blue-Ray

Thinking about Gummigoo in a dissociative state, and I was pondering other ways he could emote with his eyes. In another universe where I didn't kill him.

I don’t want this to be me in a few years youtu.be/7jYPp9w-0Uk?...

Beat the SNES version of Chrono Trigger for the first time. Been about 9 years since I beat the DS version. It’s still fucking peak

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Replaying Mother 3 but not sure I can connect with the setting. A bunch of fascist pig thugs ruled by a narcissistic manchild take over a society which is too spiritually poisoned by love of money to offer any meaningful resistance. I mean nothing like that could ever happen in real life

I’m better now

There’s clothes on top of the dryer and in the dryer and I don’t understand people!! Fuck you!!! youtu.be/6-cf7h6V00A?...

Can’t stop thinking about the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Easter Bunny (help)

Taken 2 days vacation to play Chrono Trigger, listen to Fugazi, read fanfics and eat chocolate

I was thinking about this at 1am and couldn’t stop laughing youtu.be/o0PjK5ySfzM?...

41 years ago I Don't Want to Grow Up is the second album by the American punk rock band the Descendents, released in April 1985, 2 years after singer Milo Aukerman attended college and drummer Bill Stevenson left the band #punk #punkrock #hardcorepunk #descendents #punkrockhistory

夜営

Husband was right; this game is peak

INFANT!!!!

I think about this a lot

Me to the Canada Revenue Agency youtu.be/lxpkIVaYcfw?...

GIVEAWAY ALERT 🍄 REPOST, LIKE, AND FOLLOW PNP GAMES for your chance to WIN a Super Mario Galaxy 1+2 AND Super Mario 3D All-Stars Bundle for Nintendo Switch! Okay, how many Marios are there between the two of you?

Got pre-approved for a mortgage let’s GOOOOOOO music.youtube.com/watch?v=x9PP...

Waiter! More Kim Deal, please! www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1ao...

Now I don’t have to worry about the metallic paint falling off

There's three of us! (　＾ω＾) Just three of us! (　＾ω＾) #pokemon #fanart #gastly #haunter #gengar #art

I hate myself for not playing this game sooner youtu.be/Z_5xKX8eSlc?...

OKAY I CAN DIE HAPPY I GUESS

Gotta be one of my favourite genders