Never have I believed any person could be so in love as I am

They made me a stocking so we could celebrate Christmas while I was in town I have never ever felt so loved

Keep Austin divalicious

In the air over the middle of the country. In less than 30 minutes I land and see the love of my life. Bless my stupid tranny life

oh so this is why my dad’s like that huh

i cried a few times during this performance. i90 is dedicated to my trans siblings and anyone who doesn’t want us to die in some national self-inflicted AIDS crisis. i hope you watch and feel what we felt

Whooped a teammate’s ass in a very homoerotic chess match during the rugby holiday party

smothered in the very whitest and daintiest of fragrant spermaceti

This cartoon is doing very well on Bluesky compared to Instagram and Twitter. I am catering directly to the core audience here of Late GenX/Elder Millennial perverts. (I say this lovingly. I am one of these)

I feel as though the public does not value what I bring to the table

Accurate depiction of kingdom hearts fashion

Women’s pro hockey is the perfect sport because it has the right balance of lesbians and fights being allowed for everyone to on-ice beat the shit out of transphobes

Idk if anyone has ever been in love before but it’s kind of life changing

Top Surgeon Benson Boon be like: “Moonbeam ice cream, taking off your boobies”

The Book of Mormon is sort of the Bible’s ‘Young Sheldon’

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again; The Holiday is 2/3 of a bad Jude Law and Cameron Diaz movie wearing 1/3 of a fantastic Kate Winslet and Jack Black movie’s face

I had this same thought again verbatim after getting off the ship

Society has progressed beyond the need for Loop Pedals, I declare this most solemnly

Everyone doubts the efficacy, and yet

Saw a purple shitbox today with the license plate “I JOECAR” and I giggled so hard about the horrid joker car that I dropped my pizza taking it out of the oven

Just spent the last 2 days sailing the Chesapeake Bay aboard a fucking pirate ship so if you’ve been wondering how extremely hot I am just roll that one around in your noggin

In a book with end on end amazing prose, ‘smackingly feasted on its fatness’ is one of my favorite lines. Melville just had the fucking sauce absolutely no misses

no yeah women’s funny voices can move mountains

Just heard the Grindr ding come out of this poll worker’s pocket

I recommend developing a crush on someone who writes music cause then you can pretend the songs are written about you and listen to their voice and totally not develop a complex or anything

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Man tonight dressed as the riddler was asking ChatGPT for riddles and expecting me to play his game. I will hit you

Boyfriend is trying to tell me he’s like if a cowboy was a boy, queer people frustrate me

I really wish the Deathcab for Cutie guy didn’t sound like the Owl City guy

They drew us I’m sobbing at work

clop clop clop clop clop i love my steel toed boots

This is what it’s like owning a cat

I don’t believe in that stuff anymore

not only do i not want to see marilyn monroe in game of thrones, i think you should have to go through something resembling "cult deprogramming" techniques if that's something that genuinely does excite you

Slashed my hand open skating but Chris Jolsin tre flipped El Toro someone tell me not to get back on my board literally tomorrow

There's still a lot of open seats for the 7 PM screening of Re-Animator with Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton in person tonight at the historic Paramount Theatre in Austin TX. What are you doing? You've got 45 minutes to grab a ticket and get down there.

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