what the fuck is google doing these designs suck ass

Tank is empty this week. Dunno why. Don't want to game dev, dont want to draw dont even feel like gaming

The world building part of game design I think I enjoy most. #gamedev

One of the best things you can do as an adult is realize that you didn’t actually have to stop drawing, coloring, painting, playing with clay, doing whatever else you loved as a kid. Even if you’re bad at it. Maybe especially if you’re bad at it

This is how I want go: drunken ill conceived dance routine at the rest home and uncermoniously dragged off stage by an disinterested orderly

My dog catching food midair: graceful, elegant, natures ballet My dog missing food, cornflake stuck in his ear: God's tiniest fool

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

I had a go at making naan for the first time. Maaaybe need to be a little thinner and hotter pan but 10/10 will make again

I never achieved any significant prowess with painting but this is one hundred percent the best advice

I would play the shit out of this

Silly side project - FPS now stands for First Person Soccer #gamedev youtu.be/khoy3Sg2fkU

Agree, however I have the sneaking suspicion he would have been insufferable on social media

I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN

Hey guys you wanna invest a trillion dollars in this thing I made that doesn't work properly? Also, you won't get your money back

Got humbled today watching someone play my game on livestream, so many bugs and easy out of bounds errors but uncovered bugs mean I can fix them

At A&E. Got bitten by a three legged dog in the most Jonathon thing ever to happen

I bloody love (trying) to make games

I have got tears rolling down my face. It's only taken 4 Select Committee's , 2 of them under petitions in my name but finally we got the words we always wanted to hear. "The committee recommends to the Government that the public sale and private use of fireworks be banned."

#MayTheFourth | #StarWarsDay | #MayThe4th

hot dogs are protein bars

While you were studying the blade I was drawing it badly #gamedev

Please applaud, I threw away the crystallised ginger from two Christmas’ ago

Still working on the stealth mechanics bit but the archer tower now responds to a distance check. Sorry for the excessive chickens, I forget I left them in the dev room youtu.be/0XvLgPUz5_I #gamedev

why trivago man teeth

All I know is I'm hungry for butter chicken

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

Back on my Blockbench bullshit. I still don't know if I have to cram every texture into one UV but it seems to be ok. The cartoon style is very forgiving here #gamedev #blockbench

The Strait of Hormuz is open, but buses will replace trains between Redfern and Liverpool from 9pm Friday until midnight Monday

How many game tropes for a prison escape can I pack into one prison escape? ALL OF THEM #gamedev #cats

Guys guys I found the astronaut pants https://store.tactical.co.nz/5-11-stryke-pants-w-l/?srsltid=AfmBOor8bOnFPfIdE0Z7GnQsvVE7fmnQI4RQ5U3J8w-DzbwMENiXSdWH

one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it

Where do I get some of them Artemis trousers, they look like they have a pleasant amount of pockets

Artemis II

Found this to be informative video, that puts things into perspective. Via Max Fisher on Instagram www.instagram.com/reel/DWrsUcU...

So you're telling me Claude functions by screaming at itself "WRITE GOOD CODE NO BUGS SECURE VERY STABLE", mashes compile button, reads back the error and yells ONLY GOOD CODE NO BUGS at itself again while crying and copying random things from Stack Overflow until it compiles? it just like me fr fr

Me, googling: what's that black spotted spider with orange legs that runs really fast? Science (serious voice): spotted orange swift

You're not a spacefaring species until you put a toilet beyond low orbit.

Rocket go up

An essential read for anyone in #nz - the fuel crisis is far, far worse than the govt is letting on energyandresilience.substack.com/p/every-coun...

Super interesting warm up event last night for this years New Zealand Game Developers Conference. Might have to volunteer

If TRON:ARES made you feel sad, please seek out the excellent animated TRON:UPRISING (2012). Elijah Wood as Beck, Bruce Boxleitner reprises Tron and Lance Henriksen plays the bad guy (called Tesler, which is even funnier now)

Every time I open linked in I get the screaming shits

Do you think there was a moment of silence around a boardroom at Disney and then a small voice said oh god what have we done

Ticked off another little thing tonight, Japanese tea tray, mixture of 2D and 3D in game #gamedev

Can't wear my telsa t-shirt anymore , can't wear my rocket lab t-shirt anymore, tech bros are doing me out of a wardrobe

Miku no

Demo for NEKO NO AKUMA is up on Itch! Go nuts: constructive feedback welcome, it's my first time! Hand-drawn daft cats with swords meowing like its 1997 #gamedev #indiedev johnnybuzt.itch.io/neko-no-akuma

Get so close to pushing that Publish button on the NEKO NO AKUMA demo before finding more bugs and tweaks. I should just bite the bullet at some point #gamedev

All the game devs in my Discords are doing incredible stuff, here's me with my whackable cartoon chickens