David 002, new #reconstructedbodies encounter w/ @technohippie.bsky.social #queerart #queercollage

A little afternoon coffee break before I decide to try and fit 4 hours of work in to the next 30min before I'm off for a 3-day weekend. Y'all wish me luck.

Thinking about the beauty of the male form, and how male bonding would benefit from more shared nudity and physicality 🤔

This cave has been here for geologic time. Surely I'm not the first person to get naked in here.

Pride Month Programmer 🏳️‍🌈 Thanks to @technohippie.bsky.social for the idea and telling me what IDE means #30DaysOfRainbows 15/30 #nsfwart #gayart

Am I wrong in thinking this feels like an album cover?

I got to borrow a bigass strobe a while back, for a show. Naturally, I had to test it out.

Y'all need to find yourselves a burned-out shack in the woods. They're great ominous fun. (Developing my own film has been extremely freeing!)

If I had a nickel for every nudist short film I've watched with aliens in it, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much. I want more nickels, and I want more aliens in nudist movies.

Folks keep telling me to post more butt pics, so here. It's the butt pic to end all butt pics. That's all the ass I got.

A coworker today said "I think I'm starting to agree with Brett's way of life: we would all get along better if we got naked and drew each other." My response: "I mean yeah"

Ghosts. Triple exposures are much more fun on film, but they're a darn sight easier in digital form.

I've also been growing myself, physically at least. Some jogging, and a lot of climbing. I've been trying to go to the bouldering gym at least once a week, but I'm not averse to some fun at the lake every once in a while.

It's been a while. I might start posting more here, I might not. Too much time scrolling here is a bad idea for me. Anyways, I've been really growing my photography while I've been gone.

First #reconstructedbodies encounter with @technohippie.bsky.social

Mondays, am I right? #gayart #nsfwart

get to know me ig you guys mind if your sharkboy hb talks abt himself

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Ugh. So annoying. I just want to get on with my morning.

Slept HORRIBLY. Wish I were dead. Send 2 giant red bulls and hold all my emails.

"nature boy" - inspired by me having a leaf in my hair for a whole day and nobody saying anything 🍃 #gayart #nsfwart

I love everything this guy does, but LOOK AT THIS. More of THIS.

Found this on my phone this morning. Wow I must have been DRUNK last night. Not a bad night, though. Got second place at a gay bar strip-off.

Naked guy: "Hell yeah, man! Body positivity!" Naked guy in a crop top: "Oh that is a SLUT."

I desperately need to figure out how to do what this guy does. (Photographically, I mean. The BIG MUSCLES ship has probably sailed.)

I got a new, bigger tripod! This must be what I look like to tall people.

Being chaotic at karaoke 🎤

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

virgin Zits son vs chad Zits dad

I got new glasses! Everybody pay attention to the new glasses. Calm down, can we focus on the glasses please?

I caught the light just right this morning.

I got new glasses! Everybody pay attention to the new glasses. Calm down, can we focus on the glasses please?

Every dang time I've sat down today, I've had a cat within minutes. He's not normally this cuddly.

Staying In Tonight featuring @wayyytoohornyyy.bsky.social

At this point there's been enough churn in my followers between twitter and here so most of you may not know this: Not only are pokémon edible, the inside of a pokémon is a perfectly homogenous, smooth-textured material not entirely unlike a forcemeat. There are no bones or organs to speak of.

I once again find myself in a hotel, unable to sleep.

It's probably time to start working on my Halloween costume. As you can see, I'll be starting from scratch.

Can I do #fatCockFriday #fcf with someone else's fat cock? But seriously, photographing @electronwill.bsky.social's naked body was a privilege. He's one of those guys who just shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

If they do a 21 gun salute at his funeral, fucking duck.

If I tell you it's still Halloween, it's still Halloween, ya hear?

If I tell you it's still Halloween, it's still Halloween, ya hear?

we just saw a kim kitsuragi and harry couples costume on the street and when gio was like “hell yeah” they yelled “SUNRISE, PARABELLUM!” the vibes have literally never been better

Don't threaten me with a good time.

This whole urban legend always baffled me. I can always, ALWAYS, taste the weed in edibles. Often, it's so strong I can barely choke it down. If I had encountered one unexpectedly as a child, I'd have spat that out so fast it'd break a window.

This weather is wonderful! 80 degrees, low humidity, intermittent cool breeze... The sort of weather you ought to feel with all your skin.

Part of the cost of mining for gold is digging empty holes. Part of the cost of mining for AOCs and Mamdanis is striking the occasional Fetterman. In both cases long-term success is determined by how good you are at giving up. When someone gives you a free shot like a Nazi tattoo, take it!

Purely up to personal taste. Data's a service top. R2D2 is a bratty sub.

He seems… flexible…

A photo you'd use as an album cover.