Aw man, RIP Schlitz. A sad occasion, so let’s revisit my favorite recipe book, ‘Schlitz Malt Liquor Recipes For Drinking And Dining.’ Blogged about it when blogs were a thing, but the DO has since jettisoned the page scan images, so I’ll share a few photos. www.dallasobserver.com/food-drink/1...

Googling whether the movie Balls Up is based on a true story and am not getting any straight answers

I would be infinitely more interested in 20 different writers’, critics’ and academics’ Five Favorite Books than this homogenous collection of literature class assigned reading.

Just remembered when a radio host had AI output a song about his recently deceased dog and then was amazed the result brought him to tears. What a mark! After my favorite dog died, ChatGPT could have sung “Remember how Izzy ate kibble” and I’d have been like, “She really loved her food!” and sobbed.

She unretouch my lower-torso prop detail till I C 3PO

FAQ around and find out

Four unmarked ICE vehicles chased and wrecked a vehicle at corner of Fishtrap and Singleton this morning at 8 am and tore past West Dallas STEM. Nearly hit me, blew past kids walking to school. Outrageously dangerous. Look out for Silver Explorer w/ LP SKM-9820; Silver Pathfinder w/ LP VVT-0508.

It has the same vibe as Mangione’s: no one else is doing anything, and someone has to. He has well thought out moral underpinnings for why he’s doing it even if his conclusion about *what* he must do is wrong.

It’s high time we sent the dinosaurs back to the Moon, where they belong.

Do or do not. There is no try.

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

I guess third time’s not the charm after all.

Scratch the paint on a liberal’s car and a fascist rusts.

I wrote this one

This is my second absolute banger of a polymarket joke that got crickets. I guess you guys aren’t ready for that. But your kids are gonna love it.

It continually shocks me how eager liberals are to expand police surveillance capabilities if you simply tell them the cameras are to cite speeders and red-light violators.

OK that’s kinda bad, but it shouldn’t keep him out of the Troop Hall of Fame because he was betting ON HIS OWN TEAM. It’s not like he was throwing the raid or shaving casualties.

Heat for sure. I have seen it at least 20 times. Great insomnia movie.

We already KNOW how to make super babies, you eugenicist creeps! And it's all the things you fucking fucks are fucking up! THREAD!

Fittingly, a white flag that no one can read unless you pull it out and wave it in defeat

Rule number uno: Never let no one know How much dough you hold 'cause you know The cheddar breed jealousy especially If that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up Number two: Never let 'em know your next move Don't you know bad boys move in silence and violence?

Seems like basic competency could be a major campaign issue for Dems. That, prosecuting Nazis, rooting out corruption, restoring USAid & vaccines/CDC, and ending the war. Hell, pick 3. Keep it simple. But they’ll go with capital gains tax reform or some eye-glazing shit and hooray for police.

Anyone who thinks this is unacceptable should see what prisoners are fed in some facilities. (Instant block for sadists suggesting people who have been accused or found guilty of crimes don’t deserve edible food.)

Sisu: Road to Revenge was so fun. Looney Tunes with blood. Sisu was awesome and the sequel did not disappoint. I wonder what will light his fuse if there’s a third one.

You can see the internal struggle in this mutt’s eyes, his retriever obsession with playing fetch at odds with his pit bull love of tug-of-war as he decides whether or not to release his squirrel toy.

We need and deserve both federal and state statutes with overlapping severe penalties for this behavior. An automatic $1 million penalty, payable to the victim, every time a company files a shoplifting complaint without sufficient evidence to convict.

I just finished this one and really enjoyed it. Been a while since I read a collection of shorts, and these reminded me why I love the form so much. Especially hard-edged crime stories with great characters.

Damn, that DTF St. Louis finale was something. What a show. I don’t want to rewatch it immediately like I did Patriot, but it’s gonna stick with me. I just want to sit with it. Good old Floyd. Bitchin Heart of Gold. Rock on. 🤟

This man has no dick.

If “Democrats” started with a T, we’d have rightfully used the acronym so often it would’ve been as synonymous with the party as MAGA is with the GOP by 2018.

I can only imagine one thing worse than the outcome of a new U.S. constitutional convention once Trump is dead, and that’s the outcome of not having one.

I’ve blocked every “And the Dems are supposed to do what, exactly? Republicans have the majority” responder I’ve seen here. I imagine they think of think of their passivity and cowardice as level-headed realism, but that’s not what I see.

Eight minutes before he threatened genocide, implying the use of nuclear weapons, he was promoting one of the personally branded scam businesses he’s running while he moonlights as President of the United States.

I can think of one “revolutionarily wonderful” thing that could happen.

Los Angeles Bluesky, I need your help. I just learned that on Saturday at the protest at the downtown Metropolitan Detention Center, a friend’s 18-year-old son was shot in the eye with a pepper ball by DHS, permanently blinding him. He needs justice. If you were there and saw anything, please… 1/5

Bring back dot matrix printing at work. You want a hard copy? Then you’re going to listen to the printer scream for 20 minutes. Oh, not so fast. You still have to tear the edges off. Fuck it up and this whole process starts over. You’re wondering what that smell is? Yeah. It’s the printer.

A sentence that needs an Oxford comma for clarity is probably a sentence that should be rewritten.

How did the Dems lose to these fucking morons twice?

Fuck yeah, new Rodrick on National Politics — and he linked it in a way that preempts one of the most obnoxious social media replies possible (and saves me doing the link copy-paste job myself).

Got halfway through Heat, one of my comfort movies, last night on Hulu and just sat down to finish it and it’s no longer there or on any service I have. Can’t imagine how much madder I’d be about paying fuck knows how much for this bullshit if I hadn’t already seen it a dozen times. God damn it.

I held a piece of the moon today. Moon samples brought back by NASA are tightly controlled and essentially priceless, but you can buy lunar meteorites or, for less than you might expect, fragments or slices and even polished pieces made into jewelry.

If I ever use the phrase “internal buy-in” someone please lead me somewhere quiet and hold a pillow over my face until I stop struggling.

Bitches, leave.

Kids are ruthless. There’s a large older student at my son’s school, maybe a high schooler, that everyone calls Big Booty Randy or Big Chungus.

“Helping” (in other words, doing most of the work) my son with some long-term posterboard bullshit project. He is in first grade. At least it will prepare him for adulthood. Someday he may have to help his own kid with one of these stupid things.

Shut the fuck up

“Savini said that such still-alive severed human heads “probably live out their last moments in a state of unimaginable agony,” and urged caution on the part of drivers who wear the neckbelt device.” theonion.com/chrysler-hal...

We’re the Thunder Boys! We’re gonna ace that Motherfucking life insurance physical!