OBVIOUSLY SAM DARNOLD

Omg. Fuck yes Sam.

Okay so who should be the Seahawks QB next year?

Does block in the back not exist anymore on punt returns orrrrr what

Absolutely begging the Seahawks to not disappoint me on my birthday.

Absolutely not. This platform is not for the people I know irl, with a couple of exceptions. Please be so for real.

Having to endure Seahawks and Blazers back to back is wild. But FUCK YES. GO HAWKS. GO BLAZERS.

Question. Is every former Seahawk on the Raiders?

Best receiver in the league and I don’t think it’s particularly close. #GoHawks

This feels pretty okay

Well I guess Sam Darnold is the best QB of all time.

Us right now fr fr

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is it possible to get the Etsy witch on retainer for next season?

Funniest team on here is the Niners.

Never forget.

Can’t wait to have a totally normal evening with my internet friends.

Gonna be halfway through a Mariners game 7 with the World Series on the line and the god damn Seahawks are gonna start playing what I assume will be a totally normal football game. Lord help us.

Well who could have seen that coming 😑😑😑😑

very very predictable goddddddddd

MARINERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Zach getting more carries than Ken should be considered malpractice.

JORGE POLANCO WALKS IT OFF

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! MARINERS!!!!!!

FILTH

Can’t believe this is how it’s going to end. (Attempting to bully the Mariners into being good again)

10/10 for this post. No notes. 😅

HOW BOUT THEM MARINERSSSSSSSSSSS

POLANCO THE SKUBAL KILLER

First part….✅

Okay let’s do the 3 up 3 down thing and then go walk it off. #Mariners

If there’s one cohort of people you absolutely do not want to have as your enemy, it’s WNBA players.

If I were the players, I would up my demands at this point. And be absolutely prepared to strike.

Can’t think of a funnier outcome to that game.

This game deserves to end in a tie.

Bigggg facts here.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

Fuck yeah Mariners.

32 wins and the Finals, 32 wins and a Championship, 27 wins and a first round exit and bye. Coaching is wild.

This is quite literally insane.

Alright, let’s start some discourse. Are we ever going to talk about how it’s apparently almost impossible to win MVP as a guard in the WNBA? Last one was Diana in 2009, right?! #WNBA

I would love for a reporter with an established history/relationship with Sophie to ask her which of Charlie Kirk’s messages she agreed & disagreed with. I.E. “reject feminism,” “prowling Blacks,” Black women lacking “brain processing power.” Not in an antagonistic way, asking her with curiosity.

MARINERS BABY!!!! JP!!!!!!!!

Fucking hell. Robles is a BEAST

Just out here liking every Robles post I can find

This is what all our *currently* elected officials should be doing, and not nearly enough are. We need people who are willing to stand up against fascism, not weak-willed appeasers. Good on you, @katmabu.bsky.social

Great. By this same logic we should also throw out the 2nd amendment and ban guns. Because I mean, what about all the victims of mass shootings? They have no amendments right now.

That. Was. Heartbreaking. 💔 #wnba

Future MVP