Using “getting shit on” in a job interview

People will look down on you for putting cream in your coffee. Half and half was my *first* love ok? Coffee came later. Do you look down on people who put peanut butter *and* jelly in a sandwich??

Why didn’t the eagles just fly John McClane to the police station from the roof of Nakatomi tower??

I haven’t heard anyone talk about the new weapon I’ve seen in attachment descriptions: Aphelion. Found only in Stella Montis? I’m very curious. #arcraiders

Yeah I’m a 30 or 40 years old man and I’m listening to Waxahatchee WHAT OF IT

Finding four lemons in a random container (not a basket) iykyk #arcraiders

I might have actually played *too much* Arc Raiders this weekend. It’s too fun.

Me: this manic phase isn’t a phase at all. I’m different now, I’m healthier than ever! The manic phase about to leave me in the dirt:

Last night I started Operation: Duck Hunt in Arc Raiders. I post solo in an apt building, barricade the stairs, and use the Ferro to ping flying enemies. I’m hoping for Snitches but it’s mostly Wasps. Fun way to mix it up and get XP from damage. Hornets are still mean and nasty.

Sometimes if I put on a good outfit and catch myself in the mirror I say “wow, I look like a real boy!”

I actually do love frogs. It’s not just “MILF” to the teenage boys, it belongs to amphibian appreciation.

I don’t consider myself a dog owner ever but I get videos of greyhounds in my feed and they are *very* cute

The year is 2025, AC/DC’s song “Big Balls” is surprisingly relevant

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

“This morning we experienced a shutdown in Internet Server #4. This has caused an outage throughout the region. We are currently measuring Internet speeds of 3.6 Mbps. Not great, not terrible.”

Subbed to HBO Max to watch Chernobyl, finished it within 24 hours - it was great. Now watching Task and it’s pretty good.

I was just in a GC playing a PRS NF3, through one of the demo boards with just the Keeley Compressor on. Neither of those brands I have any love for, but it sounded really good. The NF3 felt great to play, I wished I had room and budget to buy it. Never say never, they say.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with stomp-clap folk music and people who make fun of it are kinda silly. Quite enjoyable actually, even with its pretentious moments.

Me when I get a few nights of good sleep: “you know, I think I can do this. In fact, I know I can!” Me when I stay up until 2am two nights in a row: “I wonder if I would die *instantly* when I drive my car off the cliff, or if it would hit the water and then I would drown. Hmm.”

I’m a simple man really. An afternoon tea and snack on my early 90s children’s book chic plate and mug is enough.

I don’t care what your product is, I will buy it for up to $1,000 if I can navigate your home page without a pop up

Pete Buttigieg speaking to global leaders in London today: "I did not come here to tell everybody that things are better than they look. They're not. And they're probably going to get worse before they get better. And yet I am optimistic."

Just perfectly toasted an English muffin in the air fryer bc the toaster oven and microwave were full AMA

I've never been screened or diagnosed as ND, but this post has lived in my head rent free since the first time I saw it

I’m *pretty* sure a couple of cats will fix my life up

Ouch. #mcbain

I’m watching McBain, the 1991 action film starring Christopher Walken, for the first time. It’s painful. What is interesting is even though I know I can barely stand to watch it, I don’t know enough about to film to point out exactly *what* could be done except a full re-write.

I was having lunch w my dad, and as we were leaving an older woman behind us commented on his shirt, saying she liked the picture on the back. My dad leans over and points to the breast logo where it says “Michael McDonald” (of the D.B.) She says “oh I don’t follow sports” 😂😂

If you spent $1 per second every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every month of every year, it would take almost 32 years to spend a billion dollars. The billionaires do not need all that money. They just don't.

I played a gig last weekend with our little jam band, it was outdoors at a farmers market. People would take pictures of us or take a pic of the market with us kind of in the center. It’s funny to think we’re just everyday dudes up there, nobody special. I’m not even very good at it 😅

Using AI to replace every sound of someone dialing a phone number in a movie with them dialing the hook to Funkytown

The most unrealistic part of Heat is when it cuts to a party scene and they’re all dancing and having a good time to The Thrill Is Gone

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

Watching an interview with Phil X on Tim Pierce’s channel and he said something to the effect of: “if you don’t wake up ready to conquer the day, you’re kinda waking up dead” And I thought about how many days I wake up already defeated by the day. I’m insanely envious of those that wake up alive.

Changing my name to Rare Man

This Astronomer scandal reminding people that Coldplay still exists

A Stephen Sondheim biopic starring Bryan Cranston.

This Cap’n Crunch Berries box is so old it still has the Twitter logo on it.

I still can't get over the fact that "panels you point at sky and make electricity from sunlight with no fuel is the cheapest source of energy" needed explanation.

The guitars I picked up at the GC in Reno tonight were awful. Every one of them had intonation issues, several had relief/tension problems. I picked up an Explorer that had so much tension it could not be played - the strings were laying on the frets. These are new guitars selling for hundreds of $

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

I’m in a chipotle in the California valley and I just heard a mashup of Let’s Get It On and Today … it was wild. Worked though!

So far being back on Hinge is going well. Two matches, asked them both if they were interested in meeting up in person and 0-2 on responses.

Wishing I could explain the current “Mañana” drama in the Seinfeld subreddit to anyone. Or, conversely, that one of them could explain it to me.

I am planning to make a strawberry and rhubarb filling with no plans for using it beyond the vague concept of a rustic galette

Turns out I’m a sucker for suspense/horror in wartime settings, esp WWI and II

I haven’t watched many movies that drop you right in to things happening without explaining anything, but Only God Forgives with Ryan Gosling does that. It’s heavy and intense, but hard to stop watching. A story told in a linear but indirect way, without hand feeding the plot to you.