Went to an art exhibit 🖼️ this weekend that was curated by a friend 👫 and didn’t even have to try to make it about #Stolitz. 🦉💞♈️ “𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦.” 🎶🕯️❤️🪶

✅ RISE 🟩 SIN 🤔💭😈🔥

Idk if anyone has done this yet but I couldn’t resist lol #Blitzø #helluvaboss #helluvabossmemes

If the Hellaversion of Christmas creep is #Sinsmas seep 😈🫟, I will go off the seep end 🌊🙃 if this mug isn’t in one of the upcoming helliday merch drops. 🔥🎄🛒 @morganaignis.bsky.social, I NEED it to complement my S-thetic. ⛧ ☕ 🖤🙏 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse sipsipsips.straw.page

Happy Hellaversary 🎉🔥🗓️ to this bad bitch 📘✨ (first posted one year ago ☝️ today on the other app 🐦). #HelluvaBoss #YouWillBeOkay #grimoire

Rewatching Mission: Zero with breakfast 🍳🥐☕ and decided that #Blitz ’s H.O.R.S.E. acronym 🐴 is code for Horny Owl’s Raging Sexual Energy. 🦉🫦🔥 He’s got birdie on the brain from their “Real Fast” encounter and is thinking about the H.O.R.S.E. he rode in on. ♈️💭❤️‍🔥 #HelluvaBoss #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz

Happy Spooky Season Ladies, Gentlemen and Non-Binary Specimens! Let me kick off the season with a Smolitz piece I did for my friend @blitzwhore.bsky.social . I can’t get over how cute and round Stols is in this one. 😊 #helluvaboss #stolitz #smolitz

Can’t wait to welcome the #Grimoire box to my little family. 🔴📘✨👪💙 Given that I’m the only HB freak ♈️❤️‍🔥 among my Sinner circle 😈⭕, it will just be me, my shelf, and I. 📘📘📘🤩 #HelluvaBoss #IMP #ImmediateMurderProfessionals #game

I wrote up a whole thread 🧵 about Badvent 😈🗓️🕯️ a while back before Stylish Occult announced that they were releasing an Advent calendar, so I suppose I’d better share it before someone “gets” any more bright ideas. 🤔💭💡🥷 Here we go… 1/11 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Sinsmas

For #P3DTIYS, here’s a scene from ch 2 of Perhaps³! This fic has tons of amazing moments, but what really hooked me was the delicious sexual tension between Stolitz in the initial chapters 👌 mm mm good! Congrats @satanicbipanic.bsky.social! Ty for feeding us so much stellar art+fics! 🎉

I got off(ed) today at @horrorvibes.bsky.social. 🧋🔫♈️ #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #IMP #coffee

Clearly I'm not a video editor. I'm not even sure I'm brave enough to put this up anywhere else. But I've been listening to the soundtracks non-stop and this silly little #Stolitz idea popped into my head and I couldn't get it out until I did this. So... maybe you'll enjoy it too?

...hi archiveofourown.org/works/70899061 #stolitzfics

Blitz believing that he doesn't deserve love is just so fucking tragic. It breaks my heart. He clearly has so much love he WANTS to give, but keeps it locked away because he just completely believed that he was unlovable or destined to hurt anyone foolish enough to love him.

This SIPSy lady 🧋❤️‍🔥 gets her cool beans 😎🫘 from the hottest 𝙎𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥Ⓢ 𝙄𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝙋𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝙎𝘩𝘰𝘱 in #Hell. 🔥☕ You can also act like you give a SIP with S³’s straw tumbler: cafepress.com/shopdetail/S... #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #cafe #roastery

Stolitz first time but Blitz stared for too long and Stolas got nervous

Did someone call for some more Stolitz fluff?~ Original Comic: @ourladygrem.bsky.social Blitzø: @atrench93.bsky.social Stolas: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social #Stolitzkissweek2025 #helluvaBoss #Stolitz #Stolas #Blitzo

So far, SO good! 🍅💯 #DustBunny 🐇💨 www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dust_bunny

I was feeling a little down yesterday so I made a lil guy inspired by Kay's adorable little guy (except you know me, I couldn't resist the call), still have to paint it and stuff but my body is kicking my ass rn #blitzpreg #blitzø #helluvaboss

You’ll exude Big SIP Energy 🧋✨ and experience greater full-fillment 🚰😊 when you commit (to) a Cardinal SIP 😈🔥🥤, so help S³ Hellebrate #SIPtember in a 🫸 BIG 🫷 way and your good taste 👌 will speak for itself. 🤫 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #cafe #roastery

Happy Birthtea to the multitalented “Mad” @princefishhook.bsky.social! 🎂🫖🎩 I’m raising a cup of Helluva Tea in your honor 🔥☕️ and toasTEAng your special day. 🎉🥳 tinyurl.com/Helluva-Tea

#MissionZero: “Most of us are baristas…” Blitz worked as a barista at S³ CANON! ♈️☕️�

I can't believe we are only a few hours away from the new episode! While we wait, I hope you enjoy my (late) contribution to Day 4 of #StolitzKissWeek2025 #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #myart

Marveling at the good fortune 🤩 that has me housesitting 🏡 for my cine/audiophile 🎥🔊 friend at this #Prime moment. 👌 Just a few hours to go! 🙌 #HelluvaBoss

Two years ago today ✌️ I saw a discussion about #HelluvaBoss in an online book group. 🔥♈️ I realized the new episode had dropped on 9/9 at 9:00 my time 🕘 and took it as a sign 🔮 (it WAS!), so I binged all eps through #Oops. 👩‍💻 Happy #Hellaversary 2⃣ me! bsky.app/profile/rura...

Another doodle! ✍️❤️ Hoots is too cutes. 🦉♦️♦️🥰 But we will beat the SIP out of you… ☕️🤛😡

When you claw your way up from the Abyss ⚫🛌😴⏰ to order your mourning PSL from Hell ☕️🔥, expect to get carded 🪪 and punched—twice. 🥊 🥊 Hellions earn double ✌️ Penta⛧Points on all #Pentagram Spice orders in #SIPtember. #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #cafe #roastery

I went to an event tonight and someone was wearing this shirt. 👕😈👍 I need a Hellaversion, stat! 🔥 Wish I’d been wearing my S³ ringer, cuz we’d have made a SIPsy pair. 6⃣6⃣6⃣ ⛧ 🫂❤️‍🔥 www.cafepress.com/shopdetail/S... #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Satan

Didn't like Fizz being lumped in with Satan's, so I made him his own flag patches XD

S³ got an SP dOwOdle! 💕 I’m happy as Hell 😊🔥, because it’s only the second ✌️ one we’ve received. Tysm! 🫶

Do you want me to bow down? 🤷‍♀️ Cuz I’ll bow down. 🙇‍♀️♈️❤️‍🔥

Just got a request for the clear straw #tumbler 🧋 in the SIPrise pattern 🤔💭❓, so it’s now up in the S³ #shop. ⛧🛒 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Hell #cafe

this was not a mission, this man took the book so he could get boba and touch some horses

My BFF works in licensing, and one of their properties is #TheCrow. 🐦‍⬛ Trick or Treat Studios 🎃 made this badass mask based on the James O’Barr comic, so my friend chose to slip it on to get her SIP on and crow about her new S³ mug. 🗣️☕️ #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #cafe www.cafepress.com/shopdetail/S...

I think about this probably more than someone should 🤔💭, but nobody except #2 is getting any kind of quality sleep 🚫🛌👿💤, which explains a lot about most Hellions. 🤬 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse

⛪️Holy Water🙏 I present you the craziest Human AU we made with @lislass.bsky.social for Musical Bang! I wrote the insanity, and she made TWELVE PIECES OF ART for it! ❤️‍🔥✝️ archiveofourown.org/works/70064101 A HUGE THANKS to @caitsoprano.bsky.social for the support and the beta! #helluvaboss #stolitz

Orange is the new black 🟠, because #Pentagram Spice is BACK! ⛧☕️🧡 S³’s most favored flavor is on the menu throughout #SIPtember, so come on down 🪦 and spice up your afterlife. 🧋🔥 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #cafe

Drinking in style this morning thanks to @ruraljones.bsky.social !

Young Stolas🦉

I finally got my SIP together ☕🫖🍸 and set up an S³ merch shop. 🛒 And because I can’t let anything speak for itself 🗣️🫷, I made a landing page to “explain” things. 📝 If you’re into self-indulgent, cringe-worthy wordplay…enjoy! 🙌 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #cafe sipsipsips.wordpress.com/shop/

Well I drew this.

We need to rethink the #Blitz #couch narrative. 🤔💭 I’ve been house/dog sitting for my friend for more than a year. He has a nice guest room, but I fell asleep on the couch my first night and just kept sleeping there. Best sleep of my life. Privacy issues aside, couch sleep rules! 🛋️😴💤🙌 #HelluvaBoss

So fun to hear these VAs 🗣️🎙️ have their way with Jess’s SIPcom ♈🦉🦚🦜 based on my OC. ☕ Show this dub some lub! 💕

Can’t believe how @merviking.bsky.social took my silly little idea 🤔💭 and gave it a glow-up. 🔶✨ I glove it! 💖

he’s doing his best #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #HCreates 🌱

I love all the pirate designs 🏴‍☠️🖤, but my ninja-style fashion 🥷 and acrylic aversion 🫷 have saved me from virtually every merch drop. 💳👍 Now, if they’d sold notebook versions 📔 of Stolas’s pirate books… 📚🛒💸 bsky.app/profile/rura...

For my DSIYS (Draw SIPS In Your Style) ☕✍️ on the other app 🐦, @kiaxian2.bsky.social pulled out all the pots 🫖 with TWO ✌️ beloved ships talking SIPS. ♈🦉🦚🦜 TYSM, Jess!!! 💋❤️ Brrrista Andre is peak comedy. ❄️🧋🗻😂 #HelluvaBoss #DTIYS #Blitz #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz #Andrealphus #Vassago #Icyago

My friend sent me this link as a joke 😂, and in “How can I make this about #HelluvaBoss?” news 🤔💭🔥♈️, it made me wonder what #Blitz actually meant by this line in #Ghostfuckers… 💋 vvv.BuyMyButtzos.hell buymybuttholes.com

Spoiler for season 3🫢💕 #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz #Stolitzfanart #Stolas #Blitzø

Our Flag Means Debt 🏴‍☠️🛒💳