For the first time in recent memory 🤔💭, I typed “who’re” as a contraction for “who are” and am kicking myself at the sheer number of missed oppwhoretunities. 🤦‍♀️

Now that we’ve closed the book on Ficsgiving 📕🍽️, I’m turning toward my new fictional Hellabration: Badvent. 😈 🗓️ Just planning to burn some candles 🕯️ and watch a virtual Sinder block 📺🔥🪵 (Hell’s version of a Yule log), but you’re hellcome to join me on Dec 1st. #HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse

For #elleapDTIYS10K! It’s Stolas’ first mission + first time using a shotgun, pls be patient w him ❤️ Congratulations on the milestone Elleapdraws!! Thank you for all the yummy delicious Stolitz content you feed us 🎉

Today is my friend’s birthday, so I sent him a text. 📲😊

Seeing the extensive fanfic recs 📝 that some of you posted for Ficsgiving 😮, it’s ironic that a slow reader like me is hosting this event 📖🐢, but I guess I’ll just continue to cut people off ✂️📄 as I get back in my lane. 🛣️

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I SIPped off more than I could brew ☕ with my #Ficsgiving project, but for extra ✨ credit, I’m including one Totali-tea 🌒🫖 (Owl Grey 🦉🩶, natch). This moving oneshot from @treblerose89.bsky.social, in which Stolas reflects on becoming a parent 🥚, had particular resonance this year. 🔗⬇️

This year, I’m combining #Ficsgiving 📚🍽️ with ThanksSIPing 🙏☕️ and serving up a couple of fics-packs to give you a taste of what I’ve been enjoying over the past 12 months (still all-in on my #Stolitz ficsation 🦉♈️😵‍💫). THANK YOU to these writers 🫶🙇‍♀️ and Happy FicSIPping! 📖🧋

A final Ficsgiving reminder 🗓️✅ amid the Hazbin hoopla. 🔥🏨🙌 See you all at the feast! 📚🍽️

1. puns 😬 2. SIPS ☕ 3. snips ✂️

I am cringe 😬 and free. 🤸‍♀️🙌 Join me! 🍽️📚

The amount of “trash” that I’ve loved over the years… 🗑️❤️‍🔥 True love isn’t about finding someone or something with no flaws 🚫👌, it’s about seeing the flaws 🙃👀 and loving them anyway. 💕

My family: “Why can’t you get ahead in life? What are you doing with your time?” Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️ Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘 sipsipsips.wordpress.com/wth/

Time to begin filling the pornucopia. 🍆📚

“I shoulda known it when I looked in your red hot eyes spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽 #HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler

A couple of years ago, my friend got BF a then-unreleased Super7 Bruce Lee action figure 🥋 as a gift for Mads, which he used to choreograph this frame-by-frame fight scene for #DustBunny. 🐇💨 See the full fantastical film in theaters on December 5th. 🖐️

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I’m gonna buy the SIP out of this f❄️cking ice queen with his pompous little pinkie in the air. 🦚💠🍵🩵 #HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus

We as a society of Stolitzers don't talk about the fact that Blitz was actually there to say sorry to Stolas by pumping him full of it... right on his patio table.

The dose 💦 (and the gross 💰📈) makes the Poison 🩸, so let’s inject this campaign 💉 with the maximum number of CCs. 💳 💳 💳 #supportindieanimation

Male leads in Hazbin Hotel: ME ME ME WANT WANT WANT POWER POWER POWER. Male leads in Helluva Boss:

Ficsed it for all you feeders. 📚🍽️ #stuffing

Cheez-It rivalry 🟧🥊 Sinspired me 😈💡 to post this reSIPe 📝🧋 for the B.B.B. ☕️🍨🌶️☁️ (sry, I woke up with rhymatic fever 🆎🆎🤒).

I just found out that there’s a Cheez-It milkshake recipe 🟧🧋, so the B.B.B. is NOT lunacy. 🚫🤪 The directions call for blending one cup of Cheez-Its ☝️🔶 with two cups of ice cream ✌️🍨, so I ask you: who’s really crackers? 🤷‍♀️ www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe... #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee

Drove up to the High Desert today 🏜️🚗💨 to visit some friends 👫 and they chose the restaurant. 🇲🇽🌮🍹 #DíaDeMedranos

SIPSIPSIPS makes it official ⛧ with a ThanksSIPping 🤘☕ offer for Sinners 😈 and invites other no-accounts to follow its new accounts on 🦋 and 🐦 (@SIPSIPSIPS666).

Heading into the weekend like… 🥷🏿☕️ It’s gonna be a busy one 🎃👻🌼💀, so this chill dude is SIPping in contemplation 🍵💭 with S³’s So Long Oolong 👋 before (re)turning to the Dark Scythe. 🪦 Stay safe out there! ⚠️ #GrimReaper #GrimSteeper #Halloween #DíaDeLosMuertos

How to tell who’s hosting this event 🤔💭 without telling who’s hosting this event… 🚫🗣️🤷‍♀️

I need Lucifer’s Ring thing 🌈⭕️ for Badvent. 😈🕯️

‪ Plant under control! The merch is too spooky for me, but I still managed to draw something inspired by it anyway :3 #stolitz #helluvaboss #helluvabossstolitz #helluvabossstolas #helluvabossblitz

MISSION: HACKED OFF 🔪🎃 A li’l Moxx 👤 before HH drops 📺 and all Hotel breaks loose. 🏨🔥🙌 #HelluvaBoss #Moxxie #WhackedOff #Halloween #Hellaween

how do we tell Amazon that we don’t want helluva s3 to be promo’d like hazbin s2 is right now. I wanna go in completely blind. give me a trailer and nothing else. no clips. no vignettes. no screenshots. return to the good ol days of gif teasers.

Welp mission 0 is now on yt so ig it's time for me to do a frame by frame thread of the stolitz office scene, enjoy ;)

Going through a traumatic episode 😭📺 and pausing to begin a B.B.B. load—the “Bad” guy just for sucking at relationships. 🧋🍨🌶️☁️ Recipe below. 📝⬇️ (Thx to @merviking.bsky.social for cheese foam inspo.) 1/7 #HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Ghostfuckers #Halloween

S³ has a SIPrise for all you ghosted f**kers 👻 this #Hellaween. 🔥🎃 Pop in for our ❌-clusive Pop-Up Potion and SIP a lot more 🧋 so it’ll suck a bit less. ❤️‍🩹 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Halloween

Time to make your list 📝 and check it twice ✌️, so we can find out who’s naughty. 🫦❤️‍🔥👀

yk they fit this meme too well // #stolitz #helluvaboss

If @identitypollution.bsky.social and @sharkrobotstore.bsky.social never do anything else for us, they’ll still have done enough. 🪴🌱🦉 #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Halloween

Happy Stolitz Halloween #stolitz #helluvaboss

Seeing people complain about not being able to attend Hazbin Hotel on Broadway 🚫🔥🏨🎭🤬, while my cheap, lazy, introvert ass is happy that it was recorded 📹 so I don’t have to go anywhere, spend any money, or be in a large, raucous crowd. My GO-NO 🙅‍♀️ is the ultimate cure for FOMO. 😊

I have to hire I.M.P. to perform a HIT maneuver 💥 on this bad drivezo 😎, because I NEED to lift 🫴 his license plate‼️ It starts with 9⃣ (my beloved!), ends with the mark of the beast 🤘, and 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 stands for “The Devil’s Vehicle” (TDV). 😈🚗💨 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse

The groove bisecting their bodies ♈️ |🦉 was a happy accident. 🙃 I didn’t even notice the line until I put the candle inside. 🎃🕯️👀 Is it their soul bond? ✨🤝✨ The healed scar from their AT rift? 💔➡️❤️‍🩹 A mental delusion? 🧠💭🤪 #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz

Little Cinnamarolli draw! (Feat. @kayzowl.com's Oz!)

Part 2 XD #helluvaboss #stolitz

“Pumpkin Moonshine” in the classic children’s book 📙 by Tasha Tudor refers to an old-timey term for a jack-o’-lantern, so this is my #pumpkin #FullMoon -shine. 🎃🌕♈🦉🎩 Hidey-ha-hoo-ha and Happy #Hellaween! 🔥🧡 #HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz

Behold my creation! Inspired by Helluva Boss 💗 I'm so proud of how it all came together Thanks for following along with this craft, everyone! - #helluvaboss

I'm a sucker for this kind of story too 😅 #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz #Hellaverse #HelluvaFanart

Looking at the Halloween merch when this silliness took hold. 🙃 “How about you pump me full of scary right on this desk?” 😱 Slasher Blitzø showing Stolas’s rich, prince-y ass what a real pucking is like. 🦉🏒♈

I managed to extract the circus mark 🎪💀 in one piece when carving my #Blitzø pirate pumpkin 🏴‍☠️🎃 (I had to cut out the tear/blood drop 🔪💧/🩸, even though it wouldn’t show), so now what should I do with it? 🤔💭 #HelluvaBoss #Blitz

I honestly think that having no media literacy and being unable to identify basic themes in a narrative is a bigger indicator of low intelligence than being bad at math or science I feel like educational institutions have disregarded the humanities in favor of STEM to disastrous effect on the world