Evil Clown Stolas!!!! And Ratilda

Damn the new robe Blitz got Stolas is way too big

Morning kiss for Verosika #helluvaboss #verosika #barbiewire #verbie

Coming to the realisation that I love when shit dribbles. Drool slipping from thick lips wrapped around a gag. Slick so plentiful it's leaking from a spread needy hole. The first bead of precum sliding down a flushed head. It's so good.

i’m just jealous that blitzø just always has the best view of stolas’ sweet juicy birdpuss — like he just gotta look up, easy to sneak a peek under a little mini skirt, he could crawl under a bar and bury his face betwixt thick owl thighs so YEAH i’m JEALOUS of the imp

I almost started crying thinking about Stolitz finally being happy together

could probably write essays on how this horny bird has altered so many synapses in my brain

suddenly remembered this exists if anyone wants to send some questions? pipsqueakparker.straw.page been feeling A Way, as usual, would not mind some Distractions...

"you're my light" (what i ended up naming it when I finished colouring) #helluvaboss #stolitz #sapphicstolitz

i was researching cock rings for scientific purposes — but then my roommate starting trying to sell me on booking a margaritaville cruise in october & what a wild shift in my night

this is SOOOO baby’s first crush, dcom, after school special coded behavior stoly poly careful someone may think u like blitzø

Stolas getting crazy on his phone is so adorable!

(nsfw ~ explicit) some winged stolas for your consideration 🪽 . . #stolasnsfw #stolas #stolitz #stolitznsfw #nsfwstolitz

i know going to the pharmacy is a miserable experience for everyone but ever since i changed my name it has been. especially heinous.

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I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

have i yapped abt a 36 questions stolitz AU yet

alright y'all, its time to unleash my presentation abt I.M.P astrology on the world at large - i convened with the spirits, i reached out to vivziepop by smoke signal, and i have returned with the answers to your burning questions... today, i will tell you what their signs are #sebsyaps

Eh fuck it. I'm reposting this old pic from my rarely used sfw account. If you recognize the account this is from... no you don't! lmao! Sleepy mornings with our boys. #stolitiz #loona #blitzo #stolas #helluvaboss

imagine blitzø’s cock so big it’s literally impaling stolas like straight fuckin thru him the tip visibly at the back of his throat and globs of pre-cum dripping down stolas’ tongue and dripping from his beak

hm. feeling a lil silly goofy, think i’m gonna go pick smt deranged from the drafts & release it on the world

stolas please come back... i miss you... 😢

i feel like some folks could use a little refresher on what a main character or protagonist really is… & how supporting characters CAN & SHOULD also get story arcs, plots, etc — but it doesn’t make them a main character

#sapphicstolitz facesitting <3 #helluvabossnsfw

alright y'all, its time to unleash my presentation abt I.M.P astrology on the world at large - i convened with the spirits, i reached out to vivziepop by smoke signal, and i have returned with the answers to your burning questions... today, i will tell you what their signs are #sebsyaps

may I offer a #Huskerdust meme I made in these trying times

now it’s like stolas is always givin me my astrology advice — and i do, i think abt kissing stolas all the time

Coming Soon....🩸💦 Feb 25th, a poll will go up with four different prompt choices on twt. That's right! This time around, the audience gets to pick a day's theme for Eroguro Week!

"If you see this do it." ☆ pronouns: they/them ☆ height: 5’8” ☆ zodiac: aquarius ♒️ ☆ smoke: a lotta ouid ☆ tattoos: ten & counting, i want 100 ☆ piercings: just my ears, used to have my nose & my lip (i miss my face piercings) ☆ fav color: green~ ☆ fav drink: strawb lemonade or dr peppy

dude if i don’t stop crying at work imma be unemployable

honestly one thing that’s always gonna live in my head rent free is the idea that stolas finds comfort in being filled & held so he frequently needs blitz’s cock or fingers inside of him to fall asleep

How the Vees handle criticism Velvette: Just sends a thumbs up emoji Valentino: Shows off how much money he has Vox: He will now dedicate his entire life to ruining yours, good luck

A gift for Seb @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social for the Lunar New Year exchange organized by @murrielberries.bsky.social 💖 The prompt was Stolitz working retail, and I had a similar joke in one of my fics that I wanted to adapt 🤭 I hope you like it! 🔥🎑🐎 #StolitzLunarNewYear2026 #Helluvaboss #Stolitz

some of u are so quick w the repost when i horny post and i just gotta tell u - i see u & appreciate u

stolas sucking on blitz’s clit as he pushes the out the eggs stolas had just stuffed him with two orgasms ago send tweet

SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

complete the scene: blitzø comes home & stolas greets him with a kiss and when blitzø takes stolas’ hand he can clearly smell on the bird’s talons that he had been touching himself while blitzø was gone, which was strictly against their rules.

i will just never understand seeking out bad takes - why are we rage baiting ourselves? i think praise parties or appreciation hours are more fun than circle jerks tbh

yknow what gang. i miss my mommy.

♥️✨

sometimes i just wanna be a chew toy

moxxie is totally lactose intolerant

#NSFW #HelluvaBossFanart

Some human fem!Blitz doodles

i will still be around & horny tho cause like idk imagine you think stolas ever just like… wants blitz to fuck him with various objects? like they’re smoking together one night and blitz fucks him w the end of his lighter, they’ve had to replace spatulas… just thoughts…

#stolas #helluvaboss open🦋

i have a few more Commitments writing-wise, and it is a fuckin struggle to fight through — but after those i think ive gotta take a break. i’m so burnt out & just… i dunno. i think i just need to not have expectations on me for a minute and just breathe.

bwaaaaah i’m in so much pain i wanna cry but i have 3.5 hours left of work 🙃 and the wellness person is here today, so i do not have anywhere to like. sit and rest without being unavailable to customers. 🙃 so fuck me i guess.

I’d read the shit out of this 🤩

i’m not usually one to jump to transphobia without good reason… but tbqh, why does the same bitch at the pharmacy always try to spell my name as ‘Sabastian’? Why the FUCK would you put an ‘a’ in there? That’s not even a common alternate spelling?