Girl are you a microwave because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Today is the last day to join us for the pride exchange!! Don’t miss your chance!! (i may have peeked at some of the prompts and they are GOLDEN)

Some SallieWire throating #helluvaboss #nsfw

do you ever just— #stolitz #helluvaboss

closers left everything a wreck and i am the only person on schedule until ELEVEN we open in 4 minutes, at 8 🙃 so im alone on front end for three hours and everyone else scheduled is new or useless so guess i’ll be running the store mostly alone 🙃 literally end me today

i want blitzø to touch stolas inappropriately

Kaylaaaa! ✨️ Congratulations!!! 🎉 Thank you for blessing us with Clown Stolas!!! #dojoloachz2kdtiys #stolas @dojoloachz.bsky.social

can’t wait for june so i can not only double down in my heterophobia but also start participating in some good ol fashion cisphobia

Breaking News!! The first ever Hellaverse Bingo Blitzø is starting, and the theme is Rarepairs!! If you're ready to join a fun, low-commitment fandom event where underrated ships get to shine, check out the event details below! #hazbinhotel #helluvaboss #hellaverse docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Tumblr request: Moxxie taking Stolas to see a stage musical ♡₊˚ 🐤・₊✧ #Stolas #Moxxie #Millie #Blitz #duckbuttcupcakes🧁 #helluvaboss

stop generating crap you look stupid! 🐟

There's still time to come join us! Sign-Ups are open through the weekend, slide on in here and celebrate Pride Month with the queer demons!

look, i miss the ask feature of tumblr bc i'm so rarely on tumblr anymore anyway, so i'm constantly trying to fill that void... anyway... alterspring.org/@pipsqueakpa...

genuinely i think the new kids were the only redeeming factor in the last season of glee - the absolute character assassinations RIB did to these guys in the final hour... heinous.

oh, remember this? finished & posted to ko-fi for all supporters :3 ko-fi.com/post/scatter...

in a very specific mood

if i saw stolas suckling at the head of blitz’s cock while holding it delicately in one hand with a pinky raised i would perish

i think if i saw blitz smooching stolas’ forehead i would perish

This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture in your phone

Fold em like laundry and plow em like the fields bird boy!

mating press bottom blitzø - let stolas give blitzø a taste of the good shit, fold him in half and grind that strap so deep in his lil pussy that he can feel it in the back of his throat

(emeto cw) lines for another colored comm, some stolitz post-pride shenanigans - so excited to color this!!! Baby’s first emeto art (it’s not even really kink but let me have this)

stolas is sooo prettyyyyyyyy

some of yall just can’t let anyone have a single positive or happy or good thought without HAVING to swing in with your trauma-informed hot takes that no one’s allowed to do anything but agree with — it’s exhausting

I’m not going to be normal until we find out who Loona says this line to she’s so precious, WHO IS SHE CHEERING UP, WHO IS HER BUDDY, SO MANY OPTIONS

PLEASE i’d do anything for more wally content

The one thing Bluesky does right is just how nuclear blocking is. Totally wipes them off the map for you You don’t owe anyone your time or engagement. You do not have to “debate” anything. Block freely. Block because you don’t like their pfp. Block because they seem annoying. Block because bad vibe

Marker and colored pencil drawing of Stolas for my partners birthday <3 #stolas #stolasgoetia #helluvaboss #vivziepop

resharing w an update to what’s available— and thank you sm again to folks that have supported recently 💙 i appreciate y’all’s generosity & care so much

u know u wanna come make some gay shit w ur friends

Stolas uses either a perfume or preening oil during full moons, so Blitz always associated it with having sex with him Now when Stolas starts wearing it again, Blitz smells it and ends up hard and feral because he's been unknowingly Pavlov'd to that scent

My prediction for season three is Blitz gets pegged.

stay away from him, you ugly chicken!!! #helluvaboss #stolitz

HELLA PRIDE 2026 EXCHANGE Sign-ups start now! The first step to sign up for the Hella Pride exchange is to join the Helluva Exchanges Server: discord.gg/VN9Dv6Ny All communication & check-ins will be handled on discord for this exchange. More info below, & as always leave me your questions!

Happy Monday #stolitz

another appreciation post for Stolas’ beautiful lil nose… his beautiful beak… his cute lil round side profile… I’ll fight anyone who gives this adorable birb a tiny nose in human form… I love his beak so much… I want Blitzø to chew on it…

鬱々タイムの取り扱いにだいぶ慣れてよしよしする合間に羽並みチェックする彼ピとか入るかもしれないの図。

💗Give lots of praise💗 #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz

shiny stolitz #helluvaboss #stolitz

Sallie May doodle #helluvaboss

he’s so pretty I have no choice but to kms #stolas #helluvaboss #wip

I'm back! It's hot and gross now. (Final panel in the comments.) #HelluvaBossStolitz #Stolitz

Totally normal sounds. Regular ones. #HelluvaBoss

Part of what makes Stolitz so hot is that they’re punk x goth

this is a reminder that being whimsical and finding joy is an act of resistance in a world that wants us to feel miserable

Ayo if a VA or creator makes you feel bad for shipping something, it might be time to take a step back and think about why a person you dont know has an opinion thats able to have so much sway on you. VAs and show creators/writers are NOT your friends. [ #appleyaps ]

interacting or trying to “reason” with the folks that are being shitty about things is only gonna make your own experience worse tbh - like i’m sorry, its not that serious, i dont need to defend MY enjoyment.

stolas 4 lesbians!!!!! 🧡🤍🩷 #helluvaboss

New Exchange Comin At Ya! For PRIDE MONTH!! Details to come for the #HellaPride2026 Exchange, but I am gonna request anyone participating join this server: discord.gg/NwzAHvrx2 this is just to make managing it easier on me for this one, as of now this isn’t a permanent change for exchanges