My sister made leg lamp Christmas cookies!

Can't look away from that train wreck . Coach, you know how to pick em."

☕️Good morning. I hope everyone has a great weekend. *The Coffee Cup, Los Angeles, California (year unknown.)

Sunday by Edward Hopper, 1926

Elsa Lanchester >the Bride of Frankenstein “Stardom is all hard work, aspirins and purgatives.” Famous for Bride of Frankenstein, her career included theater, film & tv, in America & the UK. My faves > Bell, Book, & Candle, Witness for the Prosecution & Mystery Street. #TCMParty #Oscar #filmsky

Good morning. 11 days until Halloween...

Lucille Ball in a publicity still for #TheBigStreet (1942) #NoirAlley #TCMParty

"This generation totally overshares. Ma'am, we do not need to know when your last period was..." Unless it's to prove parentage.

"Revenge is a dish best served cold with a hoard of garlic. Wards off vampires too."

Good morning. ☕️ I hope everyone has a great day.

"Well couldn't stand that dribble. The door is shut again."

"It's not really goodbye if she shows up on the doorstep every night drinking."

Nico, did you piss off your girl again? I see angry poetry written on the storefront.

Noir Summer #vibes

Moving some things around and accidentally created an Edward Hopper painting in the corner of my living room

Please support your local record store... #vinyl #vinylrecords

Sunday

DONUT RUN DONUT RUN DONUT RUN

Film Noir Mood #tbt #ThursdayVibes #film #noir #cinema #FilmNoir #movies #FilmSky 📽️🍁🎬

Harriet Tubman #quilt by my Mom, Vera P. Hall, who makes quilts celebrating Black people who fought for their own freedom. This seems to be the crowd favorite of the “We Didn’t Wait for Freedom” series. Happy #Juneteenth #quilting

Thank you kind cheerleader 🫶🏻

When store fronts were cool... 📷 Los Angeles, California

"Bluesky is dead." Meanwhile, on Bluesky

📽 Beautiful black and white shot from #FilmNoir 🎬 The Crooked Way (1949) starring John Payne Cinematography by John Alton Mostly filmed on location in Los Angeles, California #LAnoir 🎞

"Guilty by association."

"Thanks, Doc! My cough is all better!"

Monday

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs

"Another day, another nincompoop."

Looking for better vibes on here... #FilmNoir

Nicholas Charlemagne- Private Dick — amateur dog whisperer Call me Nico & buy me a coffee ☕️ Think your husband is cheating? Wonder if your uncle is hiding a fortune? Is your chihuahua seeing ghosts? Call me! #NoirRP 18+

Oh you're a good sleuth. Not mine I swear.

@nicholascharlie.bsky.social An analog clock ticks on a dingy yellowed wall. Old wallpaper faded and lifting at the edges. Unattended cigar burning in a nearly office. The scent could choke a horse. Jean types silently at a type writer. Carefully placing carbon paper in between sheets of -

Jean Marple- Bored secretary. Ameture sleuth. "If you have to ask. It's probably about to smack ya in the face." #NoirRP +18 only MC

Jean Marple- Bored secretary. Ameture sleuth. "If you have to ask. It's probably about to smack ya in the face." #NoirRP +18 only MC

Why is a porcupine following me? There must be a story here.

❝𝑀𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 𝑤𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑒 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒.❞ ⚖︎ Writer Tag: #ArticulaɫℯGℯm ⚖︎ Literate & Descriptive Writer ⚖︎ Retweet, Like and Follow.

Why are all the bodies found deep in the dark woods?

Here's a small weird potentially good thing: The USPS website is still, as of a few minutes ago, processing requests under the free covid test program. No idea when that'll be shut down, but it hasn't been yet.

"Is there a reason all of my followers are alcoholics?"

“I’ll make a deal with you. Cops find your body, I’ll make it look like a suicide. No reason for the whole town to know I beat you like a bitch twice.” • OC & Crossover friendly • Dark themes likely • #PreacherRP • Ships with chem

Wanna find my writing partners.. Would you please like this~ or if you'd like to role play? This account is real & roleplay, as was the one elsewhere. @victorsharpe.bsky.social helloooo