We've hired this goat to yell at you.

happy pride month from balls

happy birthday to all gay people

Put me in the yard~ Shoot me like a horse~

"Riley did you just open that can with your teeth?" Goat :3

Forgot to post pictures of Objectcon.

Can I still say fuck?

INFERNO, OUT NOW. boardsofcanada.com

Pulling a funny prank on my bank where I don't have any money in any of my accounts, I call it the no money prank.

This was in my punk jacket for years and I completely forgot about it.

New Boards of Canada is really fucking good and I will not apologize for being extra annoying about it :3

He faux pas on my fupa till I *consecutive gunshots*

I-be goater ba

extreme approximation of a sticker I saw in my dream last night

Only complaint about Anthrohio is that there needs to be more Anthrohio. Put more Anthrohio in it next year.

"Can we put on Jerry Maguire before bed?" *one hour later* Oh god make it stop.

Can I offer you microwave trout for one in these trying times?

Put your hand in it :)

Dere he is

OH GOD OHIO

Oh god Ohio

Once again being very normal about furcon prep.

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

"THAT'S MY BALLS!"

Big things planned for when I escape my enclosure.

Laying on the floor and listening to music is still free.

Quite possibly fucked myself with this bit because everyone thinks it's amazing and I'm probably going to have a suitcase full of bullshit every convention now.

If you ever find a hair in my food no you didn't. The recipe clearly did not call for any ginger.

Falling asleep with my bedside cursed orb still on so it can wake me up with 2-5 new curses every morning. It's called a hustle, you wouldn't get it.

I'm so glad that this picture still leads to absolutely insane conversations after all these years.

I un-straightened your straight man. He's a circle now. Brand new shape of man.

Neat trick for more outside time: Going outside to buy a single beer and Going outside to buy a single beer and Going outside to buy a single beer and

"Riley what the fuck do you mean the room theme is Objects?" I'm trying so hard not to spoil the surprise, but we're going to have some incredible Objects at Anthrohio next week.

"Why does the techno track have bongos?" Why DOESN'T the techno track have bongos, you coward.

Goats to make us more goat-like

Collar without leash. Own yourself.

You don't owe other people your body, it's your body.

Best FWA I never went to.

Whatever it is, I'm not interested.

YOU - “Men are insane.” (Shake your head.)

Put money directly into the houndsaint

I’ve had several people come to the table at FWA and say they bought this on like. Shein (and kindly buying the real one) but just a reminder that buying my art directly from me is the only way to guarantee I get the money for it, and that money goes literally Directly To my rent & medical bills ❤️

Prints for upcoming group art exhibition : bathroom time! somewhere in a fwa hotel. Coming tomorrow

INTROIT & PROPHECY AT 1420 MHZ OUT NOW. VIDEO BY ROBERT BEATTY. INFERNO. 29 MAY 2026. warp.net/introit-prop...

EVERYONE AT FWA GO SAY HI TO HOUNDSAINT AND STABLERCAKE FOR ME OR ELSE

All set up at #FWA2026 vendor hall A10! Absit tees on vintage black with a front print AND Harmony collab tees with @stablercake.bsky.social !! I have a pretty limited stock of mystery packs, once they’re gone they’re gone

I might not be at the furcon but I can still explicitly instruct my friends that don't know each other to go annoy each other which is basically what I would be doing if I was there.

“Furries only want character designs they can jack off to” It’s called self-love, try it sometime