Malort of the Rings

Horse year but the horse keeps running straight into brick walls like haha oops another one.

Lack of motivation on a Thursday morning vs Thomas P. Heckmann music (the locking in enjoyer has logged in)

Pawbert and Cattrick having forbidden love before being thrown into the Fargo woodchipper.

Yelling "media literacy!" at a big stack of unopened hardcover books to realign my root chakra.

2026 investment pitch: gold is real, you can touch it.

That website where women cry before masturbating has done irreparable damage to the feeble minds of straight men.

Need fursuit partial Mr. Obama please give me $5,000 government stipend.

Forgot to post the full plate, went all in on the birthday dinner I cooked yesterday, not a single miss.

Gay men were really saying "vers" in the 2000s like they were about to go play Super Smash Bros in bed.

Gender-affirming uppies.

"Anything I can get done the day before means less work the day of," I tell myself as I spend 4 fucking hours making salads.

If you can believe it, it's my and @meesko.bsky.social's birthday again.

Year of the balls.

"Riley why did you put egg in the skillet gnocchi?" Because it's skillet gnocchi. God dares not tread in it's presence. I can do whatever the fuck I want to it. We're still going to hell on principle.

In spite of everything I have lived past an age that a younger me couldn't even conceptualize, did damn near everything I ever dreamed of, and next year we're just gonna do all of that again.

Limited time offer! One (1) otter.

Year of the otter

Will never not be funny to me that these idiots really thought they could build modern day Library of Alexandria off of places where people post things like "my balls farted extra loud today," and places where people write Waluigi incest fanfic.

2026 the year Riley actually finally fills out the fucking birthday calendar. I'm coming for you fuckers, be prepared.

I think that the best way to hammer home the point that I find the term "Slintcore" absolutely maddening would be to say: imagine if we were still calling first person shooters "Doom Clones" in 2025.

They're making me potable

If you work hard enough, you can have your labor outsourced to the torment nexus.

We're still processing MFF (it was still mostly a good time but a lot happened.)

It's so funny to see an unsuspecting person ask the internet what the bottom shelf Metaxa is for and every response is just "funerals."

Furry artists and djs are honestly the nicest of people and if you talk to them like they're people and not just steps everyone involved will have a good time.

I no longer have post-con depression I have post-con "oh god I finally get to use my own shower and lay in my own bed again."

We need to go back to gallery websites and blogs and rss feeds- I can't keep up with the endless scroll when I'm out having fun.

Looking at the things I'm unpacking and just going "I don't remember getting this many stickers."

"Riley if you like music so much why don't you become a furry dj?" Because I have bad brain impulses and would invariably get told that I'm not allowed to just put stuff like Trouser Minnow in the middle of my set.

I'm not allowed to ask myself why I feel so slow this morning when I still remember I poured a liquid IV into a cup of iced coffee past midnight.

outdoor phone break

I’m a demon, I ain’t got no loyalties 🖼️ @polelaris.anthroartist.community

need a lift?

who is pawbert and why do I keep seeing his hole

Me: I'm too tired to goober around in the cosplay. Also me: my current emotional state is perfect for the character I have to do it.

Delicious hotel sink water.

Mff dinner time :v

Oh god mff now

Fox update, passed out on the table on a Saturday afternoon

Sunday morning hangout, nothing like a nap on the deck

Nothing to do with anything, this fox likes to take naps on our deck, and I look forward to seeing her there.

Will it otter?

Oh god mff this week already.

The funny internet applications need to stop living on the phone and start living on the desktop computer again.

They're making me post this again.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

YOU HAD TO BE THERE