“ ‘Kiki-ing at the coffee station with Helen Keller and a case of mistaken Pisces identity’ …. Junie B Jones book or Lana Del Rey Album?” - @chloesgeekbar.bsky.social

It’s that time of night, ~the ominous drums are playing~

Work week so hard @chloesgeekbar.bsky.social actually hit a sincere “we really are like family here” lmfaoo she right tho love yall

What are men compared to rocks and mountains?

I’m willing to lose it all - JimmyFabs

I’m tryna see God tonight - JimmyFabs

Ur mad ab bad bunny doing the halftime show ??? ☹️☹️☹️ if you can’t shake ass just say that

3 likes and I’ll finally get a the tramp stamp I’ve been drawing since 2023

Adding @chloesgeekbar.bsky.social to the guys girl club

Just got a marriage proposal on S Main

SEQUINS ARE NOT TACKY !!!!!!!!!!

“YOURE a hoax!! 🫵🏻😡”

My therapist told me to change his name in my phone so I would stop calling him—open to suggestions

Just noticed he unfollowed me on ig, so all the reels I’ve been liking this week have been for nothing

Today I decided to lock in

If the first time was breakup sex, then what’s the second time called?

Every man I’ve ever met thinks I’m in love w them :( I’m jus nice like that idk

Told my therapist that I kick the shit out of my ex’s front bumper everytime I see his car She was okay with it

Last night my AGM took me to a bar out east off Lamar Ave. All they had was a JBL speaker and beers—fucking loved it

Wish my mom and dad could’ve been in love

“Is it fucked up that men ‘being straight’ is a turn off for me?” - me to my roommate while we swipe in hinge next to each other

I have a date tonight and I’m trying to resist the temptation of wearing my favorite jeans

“Sex pervert with a heart of gold”

Those little hearts are like crack to me

HEY — soooo what do you do when you go to the bar ur ex works at, knowing he’s controlling the music, and he plays HOAX and CARDIGAN by T.S. back to back along with everybody here wants u by Jeff Buckley??

My therapist doesn’t laugh at my jokes, I really don’t think it’s gonna work out bt us

Oh!

Posted on ig for the first time since Jan

Barbie footsteps asmr

Gonna start beta blockers and find out who my real friends are

Thinking about what Jordan Sparks is doing these days

ripped the bong and decided to start love island goodnight

always thinking about Anthony Bourdain

I love my bangs sm except when they literally do anything

Happy pride to my ex husband!!! <3

“Cigarettes are… bad. You’re… bad if you smoke them. You also smell.” - JimmyFabs

Addison Rae is everything to me

“where’s chloe?” I’m 2 spro-tinis deep taking mirror selfies in the bathroom

I want Paige Bueckers so bad

clocked out at 11:57 on a monday

Get me to God’s country

there’s a cat asleep on chest… calling in

mckenzie cries.

Left my bra at ur place @hauntedmck.bsky.social

it has cherries on it and lights up

thinking about starting a bisexual bowling league