Cadbury's are releasing a range of chocolate to celebrate that being dyslexic doesn't hold you back. Their first bar is the Cadbury's Hairy Milf.

I've just re-watched the Datalore episode of Star Trek TNG for the first time in about 10 years. What stood out for me MASSIVELY is that Lore is exactly the same as LLM prompts that concentrate on pleasing the person asking the questions. The 'prompt' becomes creepy as f*ck very quickly.

I've just cancelled my Disney+ account, as it's the only lever I have to protest against the forced silencing of Jimm @jimmykimmel.com, from the UK. Anyway, this is one of the weird messages I got during the process. #FreeSpeech

The original Keep Calm And Carry On poster.

Why do I buy things and never open the boxes? Why must I buy things? WHY!!!!

Well, I've just had a blazing row with my next door neighbours about them smoking marijuana. The lady who lives there tried to get angry at me for over reacting. I do regret calling her a c*nt in the exchange, but I should not have to smell dope.

When 'just one more gun' is finally enough.😁

I still haven't shown my 13 year old son this movie because I'm worried he won't love it like I did when I first saw it.

Just seen a Pringles advert on the TV, and they've ditched "once you pop, you just can't stop" as the slogan. I honestly can't remember what the new one was. Maybe it was "buy Pringles, they taste nice but are really bad for you." Which marketer thought "Let's ditch the catchphrase everyone knows"?

I had no idea Settlers 2 wasn't available on the Amiga. metro.co.uk/2025/08/14/a...

Hey, as a librarian I need to tell you: Our funding depends on usage. So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge.

I love Scotland. We saw two (yes two) golden eagles on the drive up here. We saw a pod of bottlenose dolphins on the crossing to Arran. We then saw more bottlenose dolphins, plus harbour porpoises and common dolphins on the crossing back. Oh, and we also saw a MASSIVE dragonfly balancing on a fence.

Everyone has a comedy series they end up coming back to time and time again. I'm nearly 50, and have so many series to choose from, but for me it's This Country. It's such a brilliantly written and acted show, but the sheer balls and grit it took to get in made without compromise is inspiring.

This might seem a bit controversial, but Diet Pepsi tastes nicer than Pepsi Max, and Diet Coke tastes nicer than Coke Zero.

Drivin' home from Scotland ...

People insult BlueSky for being an echo chamber. How many school shootings have started with a kid checking BlueSky? Everything resonates, but NOT ALL ECHOES SOUND THE SAME. #GunsKillNotPeople

Look what I managed to do. I pulled on the pack where it says pull to open, and it actually opened. I think I may have activated GOD MODE.

I know I've probably posted this before, but it still blows my mind. All the other planets in the Solar System - including Pluto - could fit between the Earth and the Moon when they're at apogee (furthest distance apart). That's how far the Moon is actually away from Earth.

Jeez, it was so hot when I got up this morning that I decided to walk around the house naked. But then it got too sunny, so I went back inside.

I was going to put a Palestinian flag up outside my house, but I'm just not brave enough to do it. I knew that if I put it up everyone would know exactly what that flag means. That my house was promised to the Israelis 3,500 years ago.

Thanks Donald Trump. Great move stopping American companies from selling me things from the US to ship to the UK. Looks like I'll have to buy dodgy knock offs instead.🙃🙃🙃🙃

Interesting fact: If you switch the initial letters of Well Being, you get Bell Weeing. (well, almost. I mean phonetically you do.)

Does anyone know if Nintendo are releasing a new console any time soon?

Today I met a toilet that seems to like its job.

I've had this picture in my dining room hallway since I bought my house back in 2003. I love Soviet iconography, but I abhore the suffering inflicted by the regime.

Do I need to plead guilty to a 46mph in a 40 mph ticket? Obviously, the 10% +2mph is bullshit.

If you could pick a year where we had enough technology and simply do not need anymore, which year would that be? * 1992 * 1993 * 1994 * 1995 * 1996 * 1997 * 1998 * 1999 * 2000

In case anyone is into swimming, my wife, my son and I had dinner with 3 Team GB Olympic gold medalist swimmers, yesterday evening - Adam Peaty, James Guy and Matt Richards. Such lovely guys, who continue to inspire my son to swim better. #BetterThanYesterday

The washing machines on HMS Belfast look happy.

When I was 12 years old, I remember vividly opening a school library book about the Solar System and pausing when I reached Mars. The pages contained two photos taken from the surface of Mars. The idea that was looking at actual photos of Mars amazed me. Now my name is etched on Mars. Twice.

I completely forgot I had my awesome Atari Jaguar caps. I thought I'd prefer the normal one, but actually the corduroy is by far the best. I love sunny days.

Crikey!!! Maybe I wasn't too far off the mark about Eurovision. 😱😱😱

How in God's name have Iceland got ZERO votes from the #Eurovision juries? Literally, how????

My son, who just turned 13 on Monday, is only 26 points from becoming a FIDE (chess) Candidate Master. Awesome or what?

I'm confused. Is the BBC biased in favour of Labour or isn't it? (Hint: this is what an impartial media does, btw. And the BBC is the only media outlet in the world that is truly impartial.)

Oh my actual toot. I never thought I could like Mark Hamill even more than I already do ...

40 years ago today, the first ARM processor woke up and ran a simple program. It worked first time, even though the test board had no power...that's another story. Steve Furber and Sophie Wilson were responsible for the hardware and software architecture. 300 billion+ ARM processors later....

I can't find the charger for my beard trimmer, so for the first time in at least 6 years I have to use a razor and have a proper shave. My face feels weird and where there would normally be stubble is now just grey looking skin. Also, how the hell do you lose a charger which is always plugged in?

Next time they try to kick me out of the library mid-w@nk, I'm just gonna show them this ...

If the United States saw what the United States was doing to the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the United States.

Another random question: which shampoo is best for swimmers? For context, my son swim 8+ hours a week, and although he uses shower gel his hair is like straw. Any recommendations?

Right, don't get me wrong, I love movies and I love movies with good twists. But why do so many good movies have to have crap twists that make you feel a bit 'oohhwwwyyykkk, why did you feel the need to do that'? If you've got a good twist, GRRREEEEEAAAAAATTTTT!!!. If not ...

This dude has mad Thomas skills.

'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them' - becomes something very different with just one extra letter. Add an R in the second word.🤗

It amazes me that something as ubiquitous as the zip (zipper) is only 108 years old. And then in 1934, YKK started making zips in Japan, and since then they have owned the quality zip market.

Absolutely loving series 7 of Black Mirror, except the weird use of a stack overflow error has annoyed me a bit. In the context, it makes zero sense. They may as well have said 'the CPU mainframe index algorithm matrix has caused a data mega bus surge which has overridden the security subsystems'.

Advice to anyone posting and/or replying after a glass or two of wine: don't assume you know what someone is replying to without double checking. Otherwise, you can end up looking like a bit of a tit.

R-Type - Sega Master System - 1988 In my opinion, possibly the best playing R-Type conversion released. It played exactly the same as the arcade, which means the right compromises were made during the conversation. Something that seldom happened