Old comic

My video about Gollum is finally done. LotR gets more important by the day, esp as the right continues to try and co-opt it. Stories matter and no joke I think it’s really important to understand this specific story properly, I hope my series helps with that youtu.be/YC4bo3SOU3U?...

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

The nature of my heart is in this comic. My thanks to the artist

Drumming is the only thing keeping this man alive

Capone said the same thing to the cops

People talking at full volume in the green mill I hope you're haunted by Al Capone's ghost

God bless coffee

The trees were talking to me and I didn't listen

In the end I got what I wanted. I don't have to put energy into an empty void

Will share this every chance I can. This man is the GOAT

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

"Gluing" looks incorrect

Gluing myself to a garbage truck to see the city

To cancel your subscription you must answer three riddles and retrieve the golden monkey's paw

Most problems can be solved with spicy rice and eggs (or legumes)

Fuck Obama

Chicago cop training is 620 hours Barber license is 1500 hours Give barbers a gun

Gojuchang rice

Remembering when a regular at my bar drank a martini like a shot because it was Time To Go

I sincerely hope the East Wing is a crater for four years and Trump just pockets the cash

what is happening out there

Free health insurance but you have to listen to these ads while waiting

More raccoons should have guns

Drinking wine out of a deli

They should invent a bicycle with four wheels

Sub-genre of boomer pleaser action movies: violent fantasies in a McDonald's

Years ago I bought the script for Lord of the Rings and was so excited and it didn't occur to me that someone just printed it out and sold it in their comic shop

Afternoon

Possums have great hands

Chad Quark out-logic soy Vulcan

I genuinely hope I don't get a response. No need to waste time

Walz. Useless fucking jagoff

god videogames are so fucking stupid

Sometimes, silence is a clear answer

Learned someone who used to be important to me believed I spent several years being a drunk. I don't want to invest more energy into this person

Wish I had a light I could turn on remotely to let my dog know I'm on my way home

TWO HAMMERS yellow5.com/pokey

I'm sorry I can't stop thinking "all democrats know how to do is fund police, do means test and lie" on repeat now

Something I've held onto from childhood is everyone is going to be okay and do their best

I've met too many right wing hippies

Bus drivers have better conflict resolution skills than any cop

I like to loosen bolts on chairs

Sleepy! On the bus

I will not perform at the Kennedy Center

Wil Wheaton lol

Gojuchang rice

The overlap between gas nozzle and flamethrower is the greatest it's been

The upside of the death of print journalism is ink and paper won't be wasted on bullshit like this