Justin
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"Get his ass" - Sun Tsu
over 1 year ago
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Cooking channels sell the dream of forethought and organization
1 day ago
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Daddy Long Cat 🫧 (She's all legs)
3 days ago
Hey Google, how to stay up late and also get up early and still get enough sleep and never miss anything?
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I feel kinship with other fiction writers but also want to bury them alive
1 day ago
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All shit no ass
2 days ago
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I wish people didn't feel like upright pigs to me
3 days ago
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Outside my bar a young woman asked me why I look so sad and only now do I have words for her. I wish I had been able to answer then
3 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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Sox burying Cubs
6 days ago
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Dana Nightingale 🏳️⚧️
6 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Not my friends stage whispering my name during a bass solo when they should know better
7 days ago
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Lavender blooming
7 days ago
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Novel ways to flavor rice has been most of civilization
7 days ago
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It rules that podcasters run the FBI
8 days ago
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Disco Elysium Quotes
11 days ago
Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
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Sour cream beans
12 days ago
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Can broccoli be in a wrap?
13 days ago
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Let the waffles hit the floor
2 months ago
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"Urgent! Priority! Come to work on your day off! Oh thank god yeah throw out that cardboard and move those bins thaaaaaanks"
15 days ago
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If you face west and scream loud enough your past self will hear you
16 days ago
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I know I shouldn't text my ex
16 days ago
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Pot belly's is overrated
18 days ago
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Being a head in a jar sounds alright
18 days ago
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Ben & Jerry's Tactical Cowmooflage
19 days ago
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In medieval times I'd live in a barrel with loose dogs
22 days ago
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VR where Gordon Ramsay encourages your omelet
22 days ago
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Always room for a little ice cream
22 days ago
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Ye olde London's street lamps burned half a whale of oil each night
23 days ago
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Sly Cooper in Smash Bros
23 days ago
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I'm more afraid of giant squids than sharks. Both see me as food but the squid is too smart about it
23 days ago
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"Death wish" is a Neil Breen movie
23 days ago
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I like to create. I'm a creationist
23 days ago
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Every day a new burrito
24 days ago
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kikimora 🏳️⚧️🏴
24 days ago
My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.
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We should be investing in godzillas
25 days ago
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My favorite past time is eating the same sandwich three to four times a day
25 days ago
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Sailor moon would be cool to smoke weed with
25 days ago
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El Milagro is a tortilla mafia (complimentary)
25 days ago
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Anton
25 days ago
a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”
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"He gave him a right proper corning" "He corned him right proper"
25 days ago
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I love not doing stuff more than I love writing
25 days ago
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I didn't hear my neighbor chant at all today I hope she finally died
25 days ago
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My dog knows when I'm supposed to be working
25 days ago
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Work? You mean watch a 6 hour video game story analysis
25 days ago
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That guy did nothing wrong
25 days ago
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I would like to not be eaten by an octopus
25 days ago
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FROVO
27 days ago
the hilton servers are very upset that they spit on all that food for nothing
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Josh Fruhlinger
27 days ago
there are guys whose whole job is to watch a few candles from each manufacturing batch burn to completion and if anything goes wonky with them they crush the whole batch into a cube and throw it out. those guys only last a few months at the job bc staring at fire too much makes you go insane
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Goh_billy
30 days ago
A selection of floor burgers from various beat 'em up games.
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Happy being paranoid outside day
about 1 month ago
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