Thanks to Caleb for doing my social media for me… My first paper is out there! It’s about how social practices can unjustly prevent us from using epistemic resources that we possess

To be clear I’m arguing that being a Conventional Wife Guy is too low a bar and in fact we should all be Ultra Wife Guys

Currently in a talk where @margotw.bsky.social is arguing that being a wife guy is a failure of practical joint deliberation and I have never felt more Attacked

Has anyone taught a Philosophy of Sports class and have a syllabus they’d be willing to share? Or anything you think would be cool to see on such a syllabus? Dealing with writing overload by thinking about my silly little passion projects 🏈⚾️🏒🥊🚴🏋️🧗‍♀️

New cardigan is finally finished! (Ignore unmade bed — I was too excited to get a pic)

Would you watch my cooking show?

Baby’s first R&R!!! 🥰🥹🥰🥹

If we are b’tzelem elohim, does that mean God also has tummy issues?

Plotting the downfall of my enemies (strategizing how I will politely remind a few people of my pronouns)

Not to brag, but I only learned about the Musk salute like an hour ago 😌😇

Excited to reveal the program for the 7th Annual Chapel Hill Normativity Workshop: normativity.web.unc.edu/program/

Damn @margotw.bsky.social knows how to title a talk

I’m just a guy who loves folk music, standing in front of Hollywood execs, begging them to please make one Leonard Cohen movie for every 10 Bob Dylan movies

Legally obligated to interrupt whatever is happening whenever a Xmas carol written by a Jew comes on

Intermittently remembering that someone told me the other day that they'd been mistakenly pronouncing it "blue-skee" and chuckling

First time trying duplicate stitch! A little baby hat for my friends’ peanut. The stack of to-be-gifted hats continues to grow…

HAHAHAHA who would say that?

Co-writing a conference abstract with a friend (first time!!) and I got so excited I gave myself a nosebleed 🥰🩸

Me and who??

Enemies to lover story but it’s an analytic philosopher and a continental philosopher both working on the philosophy of love.

I for one think it’s cool that a public intellectual is willing to take on all of the bad parts of being poly (publicly hinting at it, general cringiness) without enjoying any of the benefits of actually being poly

Got our wedding pics back! A few of the two of us 🌿🌳🍀

let me stop you right there kid. if you're a little teapot where's your handle and spout

Just realized I’m giving a presentation at the grad student working group on Monday. Had absolutely no idea 🤡🤡

Last night I jolted myself, my partner, and our two cats awake in the middle of the night because I had a nightmare I stepped on a cat’s tail

I got in trouble for calling a kid in second grade “childish” because he wanted to donate the proceeds from our bake sale to the local SPCA

Small ray of🌞: one of my students wore a shirt today that says “It’s a good day to be trans” on the front and “Every day is a good day to be trans” on the back. I googled it because I, too, think every day is a good day to be trans, but can’t find it. Which makes me wonder if they DIY’d it?

I’ll make the permanent move here only when the menswear guy does. I’ll follow him anywhere.

I wrote a blog post for the APA about art! Can we get better at enjoying it? I sure hope so! blog.apaonline.org/2023/09/25/c...

Back in my parents Johnathan-Frazen-ass home, ft. a letter from Freud to my grandfather hanging over the toilet in the guest bathroom

You know what’s better than 1 challah? 2 challos. And you know what’s better than 2 challos?

I’ve made these apple bars 3 times in the last 2 weeks. I will. Or be stopped!

I love when to send “urgent” emails as a philosopher. Like, we’re doing philosophy. People have been working on the same questions for 2,000+ yrs. Philosophical progress will not be stalled if you don’t get back to me by EOD.

Catching up on this app and repeatedly muttering to myself “I should rly get off Twitter…”

My partner just asked me what a pillow princess is. I finally get to be the online one!

Me charmingly telling the lads a witty story at the bar

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

This is a pickleball now account

I’m not saying my parents are coastal elites, but I told them we’re going to Milwaukee for a long weekend, and they said “WHAT? Milwaukee?? Why?”

I was always locked on Twitter, and I’m public here (at least until I figure out how to lock). It’s like the Wild West out here!

First nectarine of the summer! Eaten in the parking lot on the way to a camping trip because I couldn’t wait! Got honked at for standing in the middle of the lot!