🎶 All we want for Christmas... 🎵 🎵 ...is for you to be happy, Carol. 🎶

🎶 All we want for Christmas... 🎵 🎵 ...is for you to be happy, Carol. 🎶

I wonder if there are languages where there is no “first person plural” (we/us) that makes the dialog in #Pluribus so creepy? Seems kinda fundamental, but…?

Happy New #Pluribus Episode and #EpsteinFiles Day to those who celebrate!

In #Pluribus, they don't have to do any PR reviews. 🤔

LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal. abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...

The three little old ladies in front of me at the neighborhood butcher shop were arguing over who had smoked the most tobacco. The winner had smoked over a pack-a-day for 65 years. You might be in Europe if...

Can I PLEASE add drag-n-drop functionality to your clearly-just-a-web-view Connections game? Will code for free. @nytgames.bsky.social @nytimes.com /cc @hankgreen.bsky.social

Peak apocalypse.

I love how the shotgun fits into the golf bag. #Pluribus s1e7

Just sent out a spray of CFPs for 2026. 🤞🎣

TIL that when Spanish teens hear 67, “sesenta y siete”, they all say, in English, “Six seven, six seven!” 🤷‍♂️ Bloody internet!

Time to say goodbye 😢. Unfortunately I have been the latest victim of layoffs. I have taken some time to process and It has been really hard. This wasn’t just a job. This was my dream. Thanks Microsoft, @playwright.dev, and everyone I have worked with 💔 debbie.codes/blog/laid-of...

Someone has to live in this shithole. Might as well be me.

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

Local NIMBYs just canceled a high speed train that would go by my house and increase my quality of life ENORMOUSLY. Apparently they would have to tear down some old things to build the new thing... DUH!!!! It's called Progress™. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Tried the AI gender swap meme.

Bruh, I just implemented componentDidUpdate like we did during the Obama administration.

I’m always amused by aircraft that avoid having a row 13. It’s like 2x of 6-7. 😂

OK, who narced?

Oh this? It's just a generic cup.

I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.

I'm loving Pluribus. It's exactly my sweet spot of apocalypse sci-fi. Episode 2 features my home airport of Bilbao. 😁🇪🇸

Facebook advertised this monstrosity at me, so I turned it into a Sora prompt.

What a bizarro news day!

TFW you know Spanish does the weird inverted exclamation point thing, but you’re not sure how to do it.

🤯 💡

Let's start #ReactSummitUS with @erikras.com React Beyond the DOM

Centered alumni meetup at an undisclosed, unrecognizable location today with @fardeem.bsky.social @nicoespeon.com.

One thing LLMs really excel at is prompts like, “I’m in [City] for 2 days, and already have X, Y, and Z booked. My other priorities are A, B, and C. Make me an itinerary.”

Ordered an expensive hat on 'zon. It arrived, was too big, and I had it back into the return system within 20 minutes. Ignoring the CO₂ expenditure of this Capitalist Whimsy... How can any other vendor compete? 😢

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social your boyfriend is promoting his work. I'm pretty sure I read that short-story at age 14, too. same book as Shawshank and Apt Pupil if memory serves.

Phone pocket. Phone is in hand taking photo. 😅

Headline of the day? Really puts the "pee" in "ISS". 🤣

@cassidoo.co I assume you've seen this, but just in case... clicking on links in your newsletter has led YT to think that I care about keyboards. 🤦‍♂️

🫐 Science never asks “yes, but should we?” In this case, yes!

[phone rings] Me: "Yeah?" _: "Hey, it's [charity you have a recurring donation to], how are you?" Me: "Tired of receiving calls from you." _: "Would you like us to call you at another time?" Me: "No, never again, please." [hangs up]

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In the same way that you can tell a 20th century movie by their establishing shot of Manhattan including the twin towers, now we can do the same for establishing shots of the White House. Bloody terrorists!

👻 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! 👻

I just had the thought, "Thank god it's almost November, so we can have 🇺🇸 mid-term elections!"

I am looking for a full-time job. Being independent in open source for 3.5+ years has been wonderful. I've gotten done most of the high-level goals I wanted to, and miss having people & structure around me. If you know of a role for a staff-level TypeScript+web developer, let me know! 🙂

The orange iPhone 17 Pro is a great Halloween fashion accessory. 🎃

Product idea: some sort of vest or apron (or bib?) for cat owners that lets the animal knead the crap out of your chest without destroying your clothes. 🐱 ❤️

“Waiting for the other shoe to drop” is a very bipedal-centric phrase. – Me, hopped up on cold meds

Sci-fi nerds! I’m trying to introduce my 12yo son to Firefly. I remember liking it back in its day, and remember that Sci-fi nerds lament its short life. Gonna be honest: pilot is sort of a slog. Encourage me to continue?

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social “It was like fancy WAP.” I see your genius in these moments. @recdiffs.bsky.social

I feel like my in-ear AirPod Apple Fitness California pixie dream girl trainer is really into me. She's pretty excited about all my walking workouts. I'm breaking personal bests left and right.

😂 Just got a DAI podcast ad for the Spanish tax authority, convincing me that “sharing means caring”. I thought tax wasn’t optional. — DAI: dynamic ad insertion

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings