In honor of Stephen Colbert's final show tonight, I self-administered The Colbert Questionert. p.s. F you, CBS.

In honor of Stephen Colbert's final show tonight, I self-administered The Colbert Questionert. p.s. F you, CBS.

This week in US Politics. –– TIL: Chatty lets you generate images of His Knuckleheadness now; before it wouldn't.

About once a week, I end up using my personal laptop next to my work laptop. The feature where you can move your mouse from one computer to the other blows my mind every time. It's so intuitive! Absolute genius UX design! Hard to believe the same company shat out Liquid Glass™.

Oh, Facebook!

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AirPod or a bit of egg that escaped whilst I was boiling an egg?

I found this bottle of Coke Zero (in my long neglected golf bag), manufactured over seven years ago in Spain… …AND THE TOP COMES ALL THE WAY OFF!! I feel like it belongs in a museum. — Non-EU people, keep scrolling.

Two days ago, my wife and I were headed somewhere, and as we arrived at our car to leave, we saw a little old lady from our neighborhood. She walks her little dog every day and was a hero to my children growing up because she always kept little candies to give out to neighborhood children. 1/3

It's mid-May, and I just realized my robot vacuum still has a no-go zone where the 🎄 goes.

When we knew touch screen phones might actually be a thing.

@freezydorito.lol Thought of you. store.steampowered.com/app/3953700/...

I got my first 5.5 goblin!! Feels like a rite of passage. — Good luck to anyone in the future trying figure out wtf I’m talking about.

My agent just referred to me as a "meat-human".

It’s amazing that half of mammals can 3D print copies of themselves.

It's like my cat has access to my calendar and gets super meow-y ONLY during my meetings. I wonder if he's sensing a change in my energy level? 🤔

Go Spain! 🇪🇸 🌬️ ⚡️

Check out this game I play with my son. It’s a marble-powered computer!

I hope Nolan at least considered Penelope Cruz to play her namesake.

Check out this game I play with my son. It’s a marble-powered computer!

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I 100% purchased domain names when my loin fruit were in utero. Also gmail addresses.

Dark one-liner just occurred to me 6 years late. Statistically, there must have been someone with both coronavirus and Lyme disease, right?

Remote work is the best.

I just heard our modern media landscape described with the glorious pun: Truth Decay 🦷

My 🍳 is in the shape of Africa Like and subscribe for more such astounding content.

Big release day for 🏁 Final Form! github.com/final-form/f... github.com/final-form/r...

I have carried this book around with me for 30 years. It caught my eye today and I discovered it came with one of these “save” icons. I wonder if “neural networks” will ever be important?

In the French dubbing of the movie / translation of the book, The Martian... . . . . . . Did Watney plant "pomme de mars"?

In the French dubbing of the movie / translation of the book, The Martian... . . . . . . Did Watney plant "pomme de mars"?

How does @stephenking.bsky.social publish a new book? . . . . . . . He just pushes right to `origin/maine`.

View this morning from my *actual* office.

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Just watched Bait after hearing you mention it. What a lovely little 6-ep show. Especially fun since I've been getting to know London lately. Just wanted to say thanks.

How does @stephenking.bsky.social publish a new book? . . . . . . . He just pushes right to `origin/maine`.

This is the line of the longitude of my house in Spain. I live WEST of London, Birmingham, Liverpool, and Edinburgh.

Santé, Belgium! 🇧🇪 🍺

My nuclear family has been complete for 13 years. Fully in the Teenage Years!

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I was recently in the Jewelry District of London around closing time. This shop had already closed. I’d like to imagine that these displays have weight sensors and the employees have to Indiana-Jones the merchandise every evening. Please don’t correct me if I’m wrong.

I was recently in the Jewelry District of London around closing time. This shop had already closed. I’d like to imagine that these displays have weight sensors and the employees have to Indiana-Jones the merchandise every evening. Please don’t correct me if I’m wrong.

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Pro tip: let your agents write unit tests for UI components, so they can confirm that they've done what you asked... ...and then don't commit them. 🌶️ UI unit tests in product code are of very little value.

What did the react dev have to do when all her beef tallow solidified overnight? . . . . . . Re-render it!

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Pro tip: let your agents write unit tests for UI components, so they can confirm that they've done what you asked... ...and then don't commit them. 🌶️ UI unit tests in product code are of very little value.

Next speaker announced: @erikras.com ! Creator of Redux Form and Final Form, now at Attio. “Ripple: the Good Parts of React, Svelte, and Solid”, a session exploring new directions in frontend frameworks and reactivity models. #JNation #Java #JavaScript #Coimbra #Frontend #WebDevelopment

I hope they let Ternus coo--- er... I hope Ternus brings back US manufacturing jo--- er.... iHope

Happy to announce TSRX. Think of it as the spiritual successor to JSX. We extracted it from Ripple, and made it framework agnostic. It can compile to React, Ripple and Solid, other frameworks to come soon. tsrx.dev

Pop quiz! Name all the countries that use the “dollar” as a currency that have the $ symbol on their currency (coins or bills)!

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social @johnroderick.bsky.social I was certain that “Local Tony” would involve a Long Island Italian accent. Well played.