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Another masterpiece.

For Rob Reiner.

I’ve been collaborating with @classicsforall.bsky.social who do fantastic work bringing Latin and Classics to state primary and secondary schools. It’s amazing how much the kids love it and how it boosts learning. A very worthy recipient in the Big Give: donate.biggive.org/campaign/a05...

Beat this.

What the hell is this doing in a BBC News story? 1. Cut the flippancy FFS. 2. We assume you check EVERYTHING. 3. Pre-school kids know an ichthyosaurus is a fish dinosaur, so it’s not rocket science to guess an ichthyocentaur might be a fishy centaur. Jeez.

Why Ashes cricket is as epic as the Iliad and Odyssey. My new piece in the Guardian: www.theguardian.com/sport/the-ni...

Man City? Guardiola? Haaland? Ezey Peasy. Who needs a Gooner anyway? We. Are. Top of the league. #COYS

Still the best news story of all time.

I can’t say I’ve ever previously spent a Sunday morning chatting about Sydney Sweeney with Jane Mulkerrins and Anneka Rice, but I’d do it again in a heart-beat! #nonemoreblonde #tokenbrunette

@martincloake.bsky.social Hi Martin, I'm writing a piece about football mottos and I wonder if you can help with a Spurs question. I'm trying to find out when the club adopted audere est facere, but there's no definitive answer on the web. Might you know? Any help would be amazing. Best wishes, Jon

@mrjonharvey.bsky.social Saw Unspeakable being recorded at The Cockpit Theatre tonight. Great guests, great format. Even the producer was funny.

Happy Jaws Day! It surfaced in cinemas 50 years ago today. My little contributions to this epic anniversary: Into The Sharkiverse: my 60min documentary about Jaws and shark fiction on BBC Radio 4: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... My Guardian piece: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...

I hope Thomas Frank gets better treatment at Spurs than Ange did. Especially in the souvenir scarf department.

It's 10 years since we lost Dan. My only brother, my oldest friend. I've got married, had the most amazing little boy, become a space warrior by mistake, run for election 6 times, and most incredibly of all, Palace have won the cup. Miss you bro x www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYpa...

Join me on @bbcradio4 now for a Jawstastic deep dive… Into The Sharkiverse!

Just when you thought it was safe to switch on your radio, I’ve made an epic homage to Jaws and Sharksploitation for Radio 4: Into The Sharkiverse, tonight at 8pm and then on BBC Sounds.

This is tonight on BBC Radio 4 at 8pm: Into The Sharkiverse! My hour-long deep dive into 50 years of Jaws and sharksploitation. Features Ghost Shark, Rob Shark, Sharkenstein, Shark Exorcist and many more! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Big week for me on the airwaves: Tues 6.30pm: I’ve produced Unspeakable for BBC Radio 4 Fri 7-10pm: I’m presenting on Times Radio. Sat 8pm: My 60min documentary Into The Sharkiverse airs on Radio 4. Plus Count Binface interviewing Ian Rankin, Mark Gatiss and Susie Dent!

I dread to think what PSG are going to do to Spurs in the Super Cup. 🫣 #uclfinal

my favourite line in @mrjonharvey.bsky.social’s stand-up show, sudden death, was where he described sport as “an epic story, which all of us are privileged to see some of, but none of us can ever hope to see all of”. it carries on, and that’s the point.

Spurs and Palace in the same week. Mad. I can’t tell you how much I wish I could tell Dan I just one-upped him.

a couple of years ago, i made this show with @mrjonharvey.bsky.social about why sport - and, specifically, his brother’s beloved crystal palace - matter so much to people

This book is about @mrjonharvey.bsky.social honouring his late brother’s Palace fandom by keeping his season ticket on after he died. Someone else I’m happy for today.

EAAAAAAAAAGLES!

For those who know me, you’ll know this pains me to say but I’m not at Wembley. I’m at a wedding. But COME ON PALACE. Do it for Dan.

‘Ok, who had the chicken balti?’

When in Rome…

Excited to be in the captain’s chair on @timesradio tonight 7-10pm. Lots of history, music, books and entertainment for Friday evening, with guests including @theAliceRoberts! Plus a round-up of the week’s news, as if there’s been any…

If you’re wondering why Ange Postecoglou is so grumpy, it’s not the injuries. It’s the image of his face on the souvenir scarf.

Ryan Mason, get your big coat to the dry cleaners. You’re up.

Taking shoes off on the train. Is that ok? I’m thinking it’s not ok. The bloke opposite me clearly disagrees with me. As does the smell.

17 years since my Back To The Future moment with Biff. Feels like yesterday. 😉

You’re a wizard, Harry.

Do the Eastenders watch Eastenders?

Exciting. But doesn’t he have to return before he can prevail? 🤔

Aw look, mate, we did well to get eleven fit players on the field. #Ange

Checking the Spurs score.

So much to appreciate and admire in this clip. Thank you Ronnie, Radzi, Mark and Alan. An important discussion of mental health, an excellent idea to improve the sport, and a brilliant comparison to Garry Kasparov. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvLt...

I had to break off from the Rivals-themed NYE party to make an important call.

Quite a Christmas on the work front. HIGNFY-producing, Times Radio presenting, and helping Count Binface bring back Ceefax. Hope everyone has a brilliant 2025.

Happy Merryneum! Loving doing my Times Radio shows. Back on air Sunday 29 Dec, 1pm. Tonight at 10pm on BBC One is Have I Got 2024 For You, which I produced. And on @bbcsounds get some broadcasting history, as Ceefax Strikes Back, with Count Binface! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Is the BBC licensed to transcribe Sky pundits and publish them in real-time? If they’re paying for the privilege, what about the legions of ex-pros on their own books? If they’re not licensed, is it ok to pay someone to rip off a rival’s content? The Jamie Carragher quote at the top seems pertinent:

Highlighters, ready!

Just did my first show for @listentotimesradio.bsky.social. Loved every minute. You can catch up here: www.thetimes.com/radio/show/2...

A bit of news. I’m on Times Radio tomorrow morning, 10am-1pm, with my debut show. The alien in the back of shot approves this message.

Heeeeeeee’s eclectic…

Always great fun doing the Saturday panel on Times Radio: with the peerless peer Ayesha Hazarika and brilliant Susancomedy.bsky.social

I've done a new interview with the brilliant comedian and even brillianter friend amyhoggart.bsky.social for her new Substack, What's Left? Read and subscribe here: hoggart.substack.com/p/2-jon-harvey