ATE THIS UP WITH A DANG SPOON. RIYL: COOL SHIT

OASIS SUCKS.

MERRY KNICKSMAS

DEAR SANTA CLAUS,

Happy #WorldMerzbowDay and birthday to Masami Akita, aka Merzbow. Only seen him perform once, at the Swiss Institute in NYC in December 2002 (over twenty years ago! jeez), where I apparently met the incredible @stoopzpoomz.bsky.social for the first time. www.swissinstitute.net/2001-2006/Ex...

STOKED FOR WHEN RFK IS REPLACED BY BAM MARGERA.

NOTIFY WRAPPED 2025 (Forgot the Water Damage album 🤙)

MAN THAT RFK POEM READS LIKE MY BLOODY VALENTINE LYRICS. KEV-DAWG IS TOO HORNY.

ZOOMER BLACK FLAG NYT ARTICLE AND OLIVIA NUZZI "MUSIC." I HAVE DECIDED TO FILL MY EAR HOLES WITH FLOOR BONDO. BYE.

🥳

2 STATE SOLUTION

I WISH THE B-52's WERE IN THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION PART 1........OR 3 WHATEVER.

HOW YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME

RIDE JAH BIKE

BITCHIN 🤙

my lifetime(s) of record hoarding are not the only reason I'd be a shit survivalist. But they're a big reason

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE MAGICS GONE?

AWESOME

you should be able to order a spoonful of peanut butter at a restaurant

JEFF.

SMUSHING PAMPKINS

TOTALLY FORGOT ZEP 2 HAD A DRUM SOLO 🤙

DISCOG SELLERS ARE MORE DELUSIONAL THAN MAGA CHUDS. GET REAL WEIRDOS.

NOW BOARDING THE SPACESHIP.

CRAZY THAT METALLICA ONLY MADE 4 ALBUMS, THEY WERE REALLY ONTO SOMETHING....OH WELL.

I PURPOSEFULLY FARTED ON ONE OF THE BLONDE REDHEAD BROTHERS IN THIS VERY BUILDING DURING A VSS/MAKE UP SHOW.

THAT NICK CAVE QUOTE ABOUT THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS ON THE RADIO, EXCEPT IT'S THE TOUR DE FRANCE AND QUINN SIMMONS

SICKO MODE ACTIVATED

CREW'D UP.

DIGGING THROUGH STUFF, FOUND SOME PICS

GIRLFRIEND IN A TACOMA.

BOUGHT A RECORD I ALREADY HAD :/

I HOPE QUEEN LATIFAH'S NEICES AND NEPHEWS CALL HER HER AUNT TIFAH.

I HAD A BRAIN ALTERING EVENT IN 1991

BING. BONG.

THAT TIME TILDA SWINTON WOULD SLEEP AT MOMA AND YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TAKE PICTURES...I TOOK A PICTURE...ASSUME STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS HAS PROBABLY LIFTED. #ARTCRIME

A DELIGHT

BING. BONG.

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

DRUNK HISTORY PITCH: ME + 17 MODELOS TELLING THE TALE OF AMON DUUL 1 AND AMON DUUL 2.

CAN I BORROW $775?!

LCD SOUNDSYSTEM FUCKIN SUCKS DUDE.

TONIGHT I WILL LISTEN TO PERE UBU WHILE THE KNICKS BEAT THE PISTONS. BEERS WILL BE HAD.

EMBRACE ARSON.

there's NO excuse to still be driving a tesla. NONE "but I'm underwater and owe more than it's worth!!" don't care. grow up and commit insurance fraud

WE DIDNT DESERVE THEM