rest in peace Jane Goodall :( I always thought you were awesome

they had us in the-

asked momther how much tylenol she took while she was pregnant with me and she said that she took a whole bottle every time she had a headache... then said she took tylenol PM so I should only be autistic at night. y'all she is so funny I love her so much

companies that make good products should be allowed to be a little cringe, as a treat

kinda wish the rapture DID happen so that the rest of us could finally start making the world a better place

mummy's curse? how about MOMMY's c- *gets shot 23 times*

food idea: wrap a stick of string cheese with seasoned ground beef, grill it, then serve it on a hot dog bun. could be good

also undertale is the best thing that's ever happened to me

actually? rest in poop

natural selection

nine eleven f0rtn1te dance

i have been a linux user for almost 2 weeks now and i don't feel any more pretentious, just less annoyed and more happy. how long will it take before the Symptoms start

confession: in middle school we had to take a survey about smorking and droog use, and when I read questions like "how big of a problem do you think this is" I COMPLETELY misunderstood and said that it's a Very Big Problem for all of the options

A girl can dream... :(

linux bazzite user now. how long before I become extremely pretentious?? /j

update: it was just a placeholder apparently and I'm sorry. The new render looks great

The folks making Linux Bazzite are pro-AI. Do NOT use it!

I'm not obsessed with food texture because I'm white. I'm obsessed with food texture because I'm autistic. Learn the difference

wanna switch to linux but I'm a gamer

all those stories about people who stop to smile at someone on the street and then narrowly avoid getting hit by a car ARE coincidences and they DO NOT prove anything about fate

Nicatine

hurricane named after my friend from college :)

Where Babies Come From xkcd.com/3127/

can't wait to *watch* homestuck

That answers that.

can we kill the ay-ayes rq thanks

Holy shit. This guy saved a PNG to a bird. (he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...

Hello. It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released. Now, I'm looking for your memories. Let's turn back together. Face the flower and speak. memories.undertale.com

It is my personal belief that Ozzy Osbourne dragged Hulk Hogan from the living world to hell as a final gift to us all

Broke: writing a MTF character whose new name is Amanda ("a man, duh") Woke: writing a FTM character whose deadname is Amanda (because he's a man, DUH)

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

don't worry folks, everything's under control

me right now @ every single thing that's happening

There is nothing to celebrate today. I'm an anti-Zionist Jew. I am, at best, fourth or so on their list of groups of people to kidnap off the streets and throw into concentration camps. I will be making plans to flee the country if I need to.

You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error. Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.

one of the guards only speaks the truth, the other always lies. I am the neutral third party whose only job is to tell you this information so that you can't use it to help extrapolate which guard is which

idea: cats with their lil arms stretched out

Anyone have some pics to contribute?

happy father's day to all GOOD fathers everywhere

why do I keep getting suggested transformers content. im not even trans

switch two

PLUEY WAS A FALSE ALARM GODDAMNIT

DELTARUNE

wishing all homophobes a month of hell and torture <3

honestly what is this

The 5 stages of grieving, UK edition

hey folks, if you're here from my commont on thearchivalone's comment on a shen comix post, welcome. expect more content exactly like that soon

LMAOOO guys PETA has a bluesky account. go block it asap