there are so many cats on my feed <3

it would be so cool if someone could make a @stoat.chat flatpak or something that I can install from the bazzite bazaar before discord goes to shit

help I'm being horsebrained

She's taking good care of me :)!!!

happy new EARS lol

chrombo

love it when cats do that thing

this is so much better than political arguments. I want to see you people go absolutely WILD over the idea that Waffle House waffles are amazing because they're a little chewy

taking a cold shower actually subtracts 15 minutes from your lifespan because that's how long it takes

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I GOT A NEW JOB YALL IM SO HAPPY

my dog is such a moron but i love her so much

country bones, take my bones, to the bones, they don't bones-long

excited to see a ton of assholes flee NYC tomorrow

goddamn i love earrings

I WOULD say that I wish the guy I'm voting for county executive over here had a bluesky but then I would totally follow him and 100% doxx myself sooo maybe it's for the best

birthday but my brother ATE the last of the TUSCAN BREAD what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

a pre-toast snack of buttered microwaved bread

my new Drabbit puppet friend, adopted at the renaissance fair from www.drabbits.com :D I haven't named him yet (I can't think of anything that fits just right) but I love him immensely and will bring him everywhere I can

1 week until my bday and my 1-year anniversary on bluesky :o

rest in peace Jane Goodall :( I always thought you were awesome

they had us in the-

asked momther how much tylenol she took while she was pregnant with me and she said that she took a whole bottle every time she had a headache... then said she took tylenol PM so I should only be autistic at night. y'all she is so funny I love her so much

companies that make good products should be allowed to be a little cringe, as a treat

kinda wish the rapture DID happen so that the rest of us could finally start making the world a better place

mummy's curse? how about MOMMY's c- *gets shot 23 times*

food idea: wrap a stick of string cheese with seasoned ground beef, grill it, then serve it on a hot dog bun. could be good

also undertale is the best thing that's ever happened to me

actually? rest in poop

natural selection

nine eleven f0rtn1te dance

i have been a linux user for almost 2 weeks now and i don't feel any more pretentious, just less annoyed and more happy. how long will it take before the Symptoms start

confession: in middle school we had to take a survey about smorking and droog use, and when I read questions like "how big of a problem do you think this is" I COMPLETELY misunderstood and said that it's a Very Big Problem for all of the options

A girl can dream... :(

linux bazzite user now. how long before I become extremely pretentious?? /j

update: it was just a placeholder apparently and I'm sorry. The new render looks great

The folks making Linux Bazzite are pro-AI. Do NOT use it!

I'm not obsessed with food texture because I'm white. I'm obsessed with food texture because I'm autistic. Learn the difference

wanna switch to linux but I'm a gamer

all those stories about people who stop to smile at someone on the street and then narrowly avoid getting hit by a car ARE coincidences and they DO NOT prove anything about fate

Nicatine

hurricane named after my friend from college :)

Where Babies Come From xkcd.com/3127/

can't wait to *watch* homestuck

That answers that.

can we kill the ay-ayes rq thanks

Holy shit. This guy saved a PNG to a bird. (he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...

Hello. It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released. Now, I'm looking for your memories. Let's turn back together. Face the flower and speak. memories.undertale.com

It is my personal belief that Ozzy Osbourne dragged Hulk Hogan from the living world to hell as a final gift to us all