first of all it’s not straight T4T it’s some other shit

can a white girl speak a lil wokese around here? i’m putting that flag on my shit!

Pan arabist sheep baaathist

the world is my tummy and buddy let’s just says it’s hurting

got banned on twitter for saying kill all men… so called free speech btw!

my last name in arabic is yakub btw

i assume discourse here is crazy

fucking that pussy! a million times!

we need to get ayatollah khamenei on bluesky!

i’m the revolution’s top guy

does @drewpavlou.bsky.social condemn hamas???

bluesky pussy got me skeeting!

Malcolm X — '”If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing”

the people on X (the everything app) saying they're voting for harris so musk crashes out aren't ready for the six-month period in which it looks like there's a chance that twitter's "jew ban" will be allowed to stand by the supreme court

boss told me I had to stop vaping in the bathroom. project 2025 is real and it’s going down right now

the devil is real and is making my tummy hurt

it’s him

the world is created by a devil and he’s torturing you!

Scrolling the TL without racist cuck fantasies

this app needs to be more chinese and arabic

tbh this app should pivot away from being a twitter clone and more towards an early “Myspace/Tumblr” format. i want to put random, seemingly coming from nowhere, mp3 files whenever you click on something on my page

this site needs more yuri i think,,,

so i’m quickly realizing that the discovery page is literally the worst thing in the world. i need more oomfs on here to see their lil neuroses and stick strictly to that

what’s up guys i’m new to bluesky. i’m reallllllly funny! i am also anti-pizza and anti-video games and pro-bedtime and pro-homework so im a real evil piece of shit too.

unfortunately the bad part of this app is that i no longer see those donald trump ads where he’s like “you should donate but you are too broke! too broke because of CROOKED joe!”

FUCK WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER IF I CANT TROLL

heyyyy bluesky veteran here!! reminder that you get quietly charged 0.05$ per tweet here!!! only tweet if you can afford it! its REAL money, so make sure you only post about things that matter - like if it's problematic for trans women to be women

tbh i just kinda like how this website feels. there’s less bloat!