02/09 Legislative Matters, W6C spoke for four minutes and forty seconds Strattonsplaining the concept of subcommittees (in support of himself as chair) only to lose the seat to W3C.

Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......

Once again, the local newspaper has caught up with Hamp Muni reporting.

In the Feb. 5 city council meeting, new W6C used his little fingies 🖐️ not to raise his hand, but to turn on his microphone in order to speak over his female colleagues nine separate times. He did not interrupt his male colleagues.

Fellas, there has been a turkey abduction in Florence.

W6C showing up to the Finance Committee to Strattonsplain the role of the committee to its members, two of whom are CC veterans, really sets the tone for 2026.

You probably didn't know that you need to see this video tonight, but you do. youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?...

If you agree its time to impeach and remove Kristi Noem, heres how you can make your voice heard:

Abolish and prosecute every single ICE agent. Prosecute every single person in this administration.

Imagine inviting this soggy man to a potluck. “Macaroni salad is a beautiful fantasy that conceals the structural realities imposed by my lack of Tupperware and fear of mayonnaise.”

Happy Inauguration Day and opening of the 2026 Nonsense Season!

Happy New Year, Fellas.

More sly trolling of conspiracy-brained goobers in 2026, please.

Dorrie Brooks, the target of W3C's ongoing conspiracy campaign, has written a great letter in response to the councilor's insinuations.

The November 18 City Council meeting, meant to be the last of the current council's term, started strong with 90 minutes of public comment honoring Marianne Labarge's service. Council announcements brought another 45 minutes of thanks between councilors and a standing ovation for LaBarge.

Build something and be embraced. Burn it down and be stuck with yourself.

The outpouring of support for outgoing councilor LaBarge is genuinely heartwarming. It's so good to see a sendoff befitting her tenure and her tireless work through her career.

Fellas, did you hear the one about the sitting councilor who sued her colleagues in federal court?

Part Two of W3C's public comment, focusing on a proposed censure of W3SC and W2SC. "Now some people are easily afraid. Some people are easily scared by things like the censure. I'm sure that's what you wanted to do because these are the two members that are going forward into the next SC.

Fellas, we all look forward to the day when no one talks about the current W3C, but the public comment she offered at the School Committee last night was a true lowlight for her, comparing the municipal government of a pop. ~30k city to that of a murderous fascist regime. Transcript incoming.

Loud and proud dipshittery to the bitter end.

W3C Gothenberg held up three orders in city council last night, all of which will directly benefit Northampton Public Schools. Two installations of solar arrays at two elementary schools, and the shift to geothermal at the high school. She leaves a legacy of voting against schools.

Fellas, since W3C went back to her hair color roots it's just sooooooo hard to tell her apart from the At-Large Councilor. Thank goodness Councilor Gothenberg continues to use her her signature catchphrase "Charter Objection" to stand out.

It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”

A white gay man who grew up in Virginia and moved to New York to attend NYU for acting and comedy writing has been having a multi-day crash out in my twitter mentions about how the city does not need more housing for "gentrifiers" and like, baby, the call is coming from inside the house!

Hamp Muni is going on a little break, fellas.

Final unofficial results Gina-Louise Sciarra re-elected At-Large: Garrick Perry and Meg Robbins (CC) Tiffany Jewell & Robbie Saner-Sullivan (SC) Ward 1: Gwen Nabad (CC) Ward 2: Deb Klemer (CC) & Anat Weisenfreund (SC) Ward 3: Laurie Loisel (CC) Ward 4: Jeremy Dubs (CC) & Mike Stein (SC)

Tentatively, it looks like the SOS/Whinge Fringe endorsement was a real poison pill for their candidates. Although the initial numbers have not fully been reported and certified, it looks like Robbins and Stratton were the only ones to win city council seats. In 6B, Labarge only lost by 17 votes.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Cheers to you, Ward 3.

Breaking: local blowhard shocked to learn that winning an election involves more than being a shitass on Facebook.

For the fellas playing along at home, unofficial election results will be updated live here:

Fellas, once this election is decided, the electeds are going to need to step it up and start committing ridiculous and petty crimes to sustain this account.

Fellas, remember how we started the day discussing the ethical obligation of this account to model constructive discourse for our community? What a day!

Jesus Fucking Christ, Fellas. There is no floor to the behavior of some of the electeds. The W4C shared his op-ed with the community with the request to not be tagged on socials. Here it is in full.

Fellas, did anyone happen to witness an interaction between Mike Stein and sign holders in front of the Academy of Music this morning? Just curious.

Prior to Megan Wolf launching her write-in campaign for the Ward 4 School Committee seat, Mike Stein posted in his "Michael Stein for Ward 4 School Committee" Facebook page four times in 2025. Since her announcement, he has posted 71 times with one day seeing 12 posts from the candidate.

The FOIA Queen is retconning SOS’s campaign to use the city’s reserves to expand the NPS budget.

Full credit to @urchinblue.bsky.social for these devastating alt text descriptions.

The fascists in power shut down food assistance for the first time in nearly a century. This is like asking "why even have state and municipal governments if they won't handle the aftermath of a category 5 hurricane hitting during an earthquake?" It's unprecedented and devastating.

Oh man, okay. Here's a thread to spare the fellas the hardship of going through W3C's six part Instagram Reels series about why, in fact, being bad at her "80 hour per week" part time fjob is actually good.

Ho-leeee shit, just watched W3C’s multi-part Instagram reel series explaining her abstentions and charter objections.

It must be exhausting to be so intentionally obtuse.

LaBarge: I’ve lived here my entire life, I’m related to 1/3 of the city, I played Bunco with Grace Coolidge, I have a deep, ineffable bond with llamas, I have solved your problems for 30 years. Stratton: I moved here 5 years ago, just said the word Hamp out loud & alienated all potential voters.

The whinge fringe is really wilding out.

Huh..... huh. So the W3C threatened to sue three of her colleagues for defamation of character after the censure. Fellas, who do you think she'll threaten to sue if she loses?

Fellas, I think I found something that can help our current situation.