Yup. 🩶

I literally purchase a pack of new underwear (and socks) to travel with every time. Please pack more than two.

Fun fact about my wedding. I had two non-negotiable DJ Requests. 1) Absolutely no “Brown Eyed Girl” 2) TAYLOR SWIFT!!

The people yearn for Sabrina as the final girl in a big budget horror film.

Me every time Zuko is on screen:

Us against the world, shaking ass in the parking lot If wе get arrested, haha, baby, laugh it off I lovе you, you love me, we batshit, oui, oui And I'd kill 'em for you if it got that deep

I better get to call Rulette an Emmy-winning episode or else I will get in the comments.

RIP to my nose ring. We lost a baddie overnight... (But also it was really nice to just wash my face this morning without it being in the way... so maybe retirement is good for now.)

I’d marry Frank 😉

random lively vs baldoni thoughts i have: no one has the right take on the apparent clause that would give blake a bonus if she won an oscar for the film. if i was an actor... that would be literally in every contract i had. 1) it's a good joke. 2) hell yeah get yourself a bonus opp.

i fear i could not put it better than this @mickeyjotheatre.bsky.social youtu.be/ypwq9iAgvag?...

will it have 5 or 6 signatures… it’s like a fun little gamble. ⋆˙⟡

all adventurous women do.

this is fork found in kitchen for me (also melodrama is one of the best pop albums of all time)

and why hasn't any body made a pitt parody send in a pokemon center yet?

I just feel we shouldn’t be giving either of these people more money. 🤷‍♀️

Update: best little purchase for myself.

Life’s too short to not have the purple Keurig.

That is not my Gus. 😬

Ah yes. That famously crime riddled town of Vatican City where the last murder that happened was *checks notes* … 1998.

Some of yall…and I’m not naming names… voted for this Sundowner President THREE times.

The need to uwu and coddle Justin Bieber’s Coachella performance is screaming sexism at this point. And believe me. I was a fan of his. I went to see him live at his peak. I get the narrative of his performance being “healing to his inner child”

Elliechella

watching the replay of my father david byrne.

sometimes i remember i saw one of the first live performances of feather and it’s enough ⋆˙⟡

absolutely lethal face card

ethereal istg

KATSEYE is giving Goddess (complementary) #couchella #coachella

US AGAINST THE WORLD SHAKING ASS IN THE PARKING LOT

oh no. @colonelnemo.bsky.social trigged a whole ass pitt rant in our texts. he really does get all of my best takes.

My most Catholic take of all time is that The Exorcist is actually a gateway to the devil and I refuse to watch it. Meanwhile, my favorite horror movie of all time... The Omen

sometimes having a bookstagram is seeing the fugliest possible special edition of a book and watching your friends get too excited about it

the urge to make a "my culture is not a costume" joke anytime i see a miniature wife ad.

sometimes i have flashbacks to a group project in like 4th grade that required my class to go to and PAY to view confederate museums and monuments in the city. and make a whole ass poster about it.

WE LIE BACK A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL TIME LAPSE FERRIS WHEELS KISSES AND LILACS AND THINGS I SAID WERE DUMB CAUSE I THOUGHT THAT ID NEVER FIND THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL LIFE THAT SHIMMERS THAT INNOCENT LIGHT BACK LIKE WHEN WE WERE YOUNG

I’d actually rather not know what religion any of us practice. I just like to assume we all know to not treat other people badly. And that conservatives absolutely fucking suck.

“You’ll get more conservative when you’re older.” Me, at 38:

Probably will call my reps today. But also my reps are love Trump.

ready to drop everything and rewatch Apollo 13 at truly any moment of my life

i need more people to really love my reviews of the hobbit on @letterboxd.social where i just quote taylor swift lyrics.

please note that i was screaming at the tv at this thought. after screaming about wyverns vs dragons for the last 40 minutes.

an update: we have started watching southland since the other love of my life ben mckenzie is also in it. shawn hatosy still has his baby fat and is caked up. he is officially my "acab but..." apologies to charlie swan for replacing him.

the girly thought of going through every shawn hatosy movie to see him age into daddy abbott ⋆˙⟡

on this good friday, i am still at the restaurant

swifties... zara is correct. tysm.

the eternal timelessness of fall out boy’s 20 dollar nose bleed ⋆˙⟡

It is a dark time for the Rebellion. This is a good thing. Dr. Santos, although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.

A memory from 14 years ago..