Literally the best Opalite edit I’ve seen.

love a relatable king 👑

Look. I’m here for the Beatles movie because I’m going to get see Joseph Quinn get cucked by a Layla needle drop

Hair switch up for fall. 🖤

Sometimes I’m simply just a girl with the thought that SHOWGIRLS (1995) and THE OFFICIAL RELEASE PARTY OF A SHOWGIRL (2025) would make an excellent double feature.

I blacked out.

we're all just furiously refreshing right now, huh?

My TikTok algorithm really wants me to switch to an Android flip phone… And honestly…

Ned Fulmer making his wrestling debut was not on my bingo card…but here we fucking are.

if i spilled my guts, the world would never look at you the same way

.ᐟ.ᐟ 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 .ᐟ.ᐟ .ᐟ.ᐟ 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 .ᐟ.ᐟ .ᐟ.ᐟ 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 .ᐟ.ᐟ .ᐟ.ᐟ 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 .ᐟ.ᐟ .ᐟ.ᐟ 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 .ᐟ.ᐟ .ᐟ.ᐟ 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 .ᐟ.ᐟ .ᐟ.ᐟ 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 .ᐟ.ᐟ .ᐟ.ᐟ 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 .ᐟ.ᐟ

Oh? The author who can't even bother to research actual poly dynamics for her books is comparing the new Taylor Swift release to... let me check... real quick? White feminism,. the Sydney Sweeney ad and reskinned Harry Potter Fan Fiction (Not the queer ones)??? Girl...

I'm taking in Monster: Ed Gein the way the lord intended... @jasminpigemoji.bsky.social's recaps.

You know what is actually disappointing as a fan? Obsessing over the little Flynn Lives special feature clip from Tron Legacy for 15 years... Only for a movie to come out starring Jarred. Leto. That's disappointment.

I caught a husband because Fox News used a tweet of mine to make me look crazy when the Duck Dynasty dudes were railing against gay marriage. The strangest of my lore.

My sweet angel besties: for those who can't access all of the acoustic files/voice memos, I've got you! I've added all of the variant files that have been released so far! ❤️‍🔥 I will keep updating if more files are being released! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

i want to let the girlies fight in the pop arena. not with charli liking shady tweets...thus proving the point of the song.

🎶Girls I don’t need to catch the bouquet To know a hard rock is on the way🎶

Taylor Swift to Zane Lowe on how she deals with public feedback to ‘The Life of a Showgirl’: “If it’s the first week of my album release and you’re saying my name or the album title, you’re helping. I have a lot of respect for people’s subjective opinions on art.”

I think I just cried my eyes violet over watching the ladies from Huntrix be surprised with a platinum record.

Oh hey. It’s my face.

Okay here’s a Jon Moxley one 🎶I’ll be your father figure I drink that brown liquor I can make deals with the devil cause my dick’s bigger🎶

He can’t be stopped at this point.

At this point I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it came out that Baldoni’s people are behind a smear campaign for this album release….

My default mode is Chappell Roan screaming "You're not funnnnn!"

TLOAS album release summed up: god forbid a girl catch a vibe and a dick!!!!

So let's talk about the AI of it all in regards to the scavenger hunt.

🎶But it’s actually sweet All the time you spent on me It’s actually wild All the effort you put in It’s actually romantic🎶

🎶Hey, thanks for the lovely bouquet You’re sweeter than a peach But you don’t know the life of showgirl, babe And you’re never ever gonna🎶

Currently crying from laughing so hard at my husband.

When my new keyboard let me add a gif to the screen….

Me: Rants about variants and not having to buy them. Also, me: MY SIGNED CD HAS A HEART

You know if you have a problem with Taylor releasing a bunch of variants…. You could just not buy them??? I say this as a Swiftie who does not variant collect. I’ve limited myself to like 1 vinyl and max 2 CDs from the last couple of releases. I don’t feel like I’ve missed out on anything.

I don’t know why the one thing that is driving me wild about the Showgirl criticism is the “Taylor said dickmatized”

Had so much fun with my showgirls.

Genuine question: do people really expect Taylor to speak out after she was the target of a large scale terrorist attack?? Like it would be great if she did…but also fundamentally unsafe for her.

Here me out. Life Of A Showgirl music video starring… Elizabeth Berkeley

One of the best Lex Luthors but yall aren’t ready for that conversation

Sabrina arresting Djo?? My shaylasssss

SwiftGrids #87 🌌🦄🌌 🌌🌌🌌 🟪🌌🌌 Rarity: 19.30 swiftgrids.com

everyone wants glitter pen songs until we get glitter pen songs

Wanting marriage and a family isn’t the antithesis of feminism. I’m still very much a feminist with my husband and my child.

Hot Girl reporting for duty at the local Haunted House

The Charli XCX vs. Taylor Swift “feud” is the latest example of how we infantilize women in pop culture. Let’s talk about it. 🧵

🗣️🗣️🗣️

Writing you don’t like ≠ Written by AI Art you don’t like ≠ Made by AI Just learn to have critiques other than this. Please. It’s so fucking tired already. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Someone making a YouTube video about the Charli and Taylor beef allow me to yap about it with you for 3 to 4 hours.

Charli’s lyrics: But I'm going skiing even when the slopes are closed 'Cause I'm so hot with snow up my nose Charli’s fans right now: YOU CANT BRING UP THE COKE.

Art. Is. Resistance.