This is the game you show someone who swears nothing ever happens in soccer.

Someone find my a baby sitter.. I need to see the King Swiftie tonight

I need people to learn the difference between a private wedding and a secret wedding.

I mean using a picture of my daughter to dunk on my husband for defending Taylor’s wedding is extra loser behavior btw.

the wedding was charming if a little gauche, there’s only so far new money goes

Maren was there? I got some questions for a client on Monday….

Time for my quarterly rewatch of @jasminpigemoji.bsky.social’s Amber Heard coverage so I remember to stay mad on and everyone’s neck.

To all the Sarahs, Hannahs, Dads, Brads and Chads:

Oh. He knows ball.

Great day to wake up to a payroll error and not getting paid till Monday now. 😑

Time for my favorite Sunday morning cartoon: The Vampire Lestat

We got some donuts

Sean Duffy using the word "libtard" in front of his daughter with Down's syndrome sums up practically every conservative ive met These fuckers have no shame, they say whatever they want and the family members and friends they hurt are just emotional props to them

dare i say the wedding discourse is giving... bot campaign.

We could really make everything more girly (in a gender neutral way)... ya know?

I need like one YouTube commentary channel to be honest about the Swoop “documentary” about Collen Ballinger not being very good in the conversation of the JDE meltdown happening. Anyway, here’s a video from @ophiedokie.bsky.social from two years ago that I think people should revisit.

Shout out to @colonelnemo.bsky.social for being the best dad to our girl.

Bout to have a real unpopular Swiftie take... I think that “Taylor Swift is CIA Psyop” shirt that fucking funny and I’m pretty sure Kirk Hammett was wearing it as a joke not to use Taylor for clout.

I continue my fight with UMG about my slightly damaged vinyl. The options they gave me were to have it replaced and return the damaged vinyl. I don’t want this option because they are going to use the same shipping method that will likely have another damaged vinyl arrive to my house.

I can not be convinced that Sienna Spiro is an actual person at this point.

i'm a stray dog sick, please let me in

20 years ago today, Taylor Swift released her debut single, “Tim McGraw.”

So did anyone else's I Knew It I Knew You vinyl come in packaging that offered no protection to the vinyl at all?

I do feel constantly targeted and harassed by the musical Hadestown existing.

They’re the same photos

Taylor’s Broadway Debut as Mary when?

Ah. Yes… the opinion of a white man who took years to understand why his portrayal of an Indian character was offensive…

10 years ago today, 49 people were killed and 53 more gravely injured in a shooting at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Florida. This act of domestic terrorism was a hate crime targeting LGBTQI+ Latino Americans.

Again with all respect… I want the name of the doctor so I can thank them for the lord’s work. 🍒

My Mayor Muslim My Bagels Jewish Tay and Kylie revive Knicks in Five

My Mayor Muslim My Bagels Jewish Tay and Kylie revive Knicks in Five

For those liking my 21 Jump Street lore of @colonelnemo.bsky.social. Here’s the screen shot.

CBS making sure to censor and hide Ali Louis Bourzgui’s acceptance speech at The Tonys needs to be discussed more and loudly.

The lore of my husband being in 21 Jump Street is my fun fact and kills every time in 2 Truths And A Lie

Last night was like if the planes missed the World Trade Center two seconds before impact

pissing off a few dads, brads, and chads

i just think a special toy story cardigan would be neat 👉👈

Gotta find my video of Randy singing at JazzFest a few years ago.

Comparing Ariana’s clearly self-inflicted sick body to that of Chadwick is really fucking lame and being very obtuse about the issue that people are raising here.

Someone said Ali Louis Bourzgui was doing a Trump impression in The Lost Boys and now I am filled with rage.

And this is why I will defend this woman every day if anyone calls her annoying.

The Lost Boys musical is my new ~*boys*~ show obessesion. Curated from years of loving Newsies and into The Outsiders.

Its so important the Lost Boys musical has the shirtless sax man

Great day for queer blonde vampires.

Tay-curls tonight.

One of my favorite clips of Anthony Head to exist www.tiktok.com/t/ZTByAyeVN/

Remembered that @colonelnemo.bsky.social saw like 2 seconds of Bryce from Love Island last night and immediately clocked the "I think you're just here for the zipline" energy

"I Knew It, I Knew You" is the reverse of "When She Loved Me" and I love that for Jessie

Post an album you’ve listened to at least 100 times. 🩵✨

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs." "Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"