been playing the sims 4 a lot lately

i wish when you block someone in an imessage group chat that it would nuke the whole chat. that'd be funny. instead you get to still see the messages and they can still see yours. whack. boring. not dramatic enough.

Same. I’m only good with kids cuz I don’t have to see them regularly. That’s the loophole. 🤣

me when people say i'm good with kids after i said i do not ever want them

fresh retwist + new ink 🤩

what tattoo or piercing do i have to acquire for studs to not mistake me for a str*ight woman what the HELL

i can't stop calling white women "whygurr" like joseline and it's killing me 💀

fresh retwist + new ink 🤩

thinking abt when i worked at a restaurant chain a few years ago as a hostess and we sent a waitress home bc they had her working father's day knowing she just lost her dad that year.

need more scrapbooking supplies

and whole time, white ppl be ghetto and fuckin ridiculous in public and private all the time. i went to mostly white schools for a big chunk of my youth, believe me i fucking know how insane white ppl move. so the whole convo is crazy fr

sigh. back to square 1.

and they keep posting these dumbass articles abt ICE agents getting hurt trying to kidnap ppl like im falling for the copaganda. idc that these niggas are hurt. in fact i think we need these niggas d43d fr.

the way t-mobile texts you tell you you're phone bill is due is so irritating to me! i jst paid my phone bill for june. do not text me 2 days later to tell me my phone bill due again bt actually you're just letting me know when in july to pay. 🧍🏽‍♀️

lmfao ppl can say what they want abt my city and our lingo bt bitch i really do hate stuff! bc niggas really b doin all stuff and i HATE IT

we also got to utilize his pool table! which was fuuuuun

oh you know what else I hate? mukbangs. cuz why tf would I wanna watch or listen to you eat?

cool weekend :3

I imagine this is what a charley horse looks like

it's odunde this weekend wtffff !

it's ovulation week and my favorite eater said come over whenever i want

11

well yes

woke up and unfollowed 400 pages on instagram

i wanna start streaming paralives now that it's fuck ea forever bt idk :/

Y'all swear being unfun and hoighty toighty is a sign of maturity and I'm here to tell you it's the opposite.

Y’all what happened to ol boy who said was going down to New Orleans with a brick?

hate when i gotta take my hardbody hat off and start talking abt my romantic feelings for a man 😒

You dont get to be mean to women who want loving relationships just because its not important to YOU….. I think thats where the game got fucked up.

Im a firm believer in not centering men or a relationship BUT i absolutely do not understand the need to belittle st8 women for desiring love/partnership. That doesnt mean they dont value friendship or community. That doesnt mean they are willing to sacrifice those relationships for romantic love.

I really don’t care what the Bible says about literally anything 🤷‍♂️

the amount of people here with fucking throw blankets and pajamas and someone's phone already went off like omg ???? do yall know you're not at home ???

what's the science behind acid making my pussy feel like ✨🌃🌟🌌

the concept of being supremely high (ouid 🍃) and listening to a new album in the dark >>>

don't like the way this oǔid tastes :(

It's also just mean

I've always heard that men are bigger groupies than women. I would've never showed nobody this

Do people get divorced then start going to cigar lounges or go to cigar loungers then get divorced? 😂

my best friend wants me to move back to california but why would i do that and risk never hearing another "YERRRRRRR 🗣️🗣️" in my life ?

hey lol

I SEE THE BACKROOMS MOVIE TOMORROW NIGHT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Platonic heartbreak is so much worse than romantic heartbreak.

my mom nuking my credit score to 400 when i was 8 by putting comcast cable and utilities in my name and not paying the bill:

i love men w long hair bt i do NOT love men asking me to do their hair. very unfortunate for a black woman w locs who does her own hair bc that's all the long haired men want. 😭

we ever find out why kid cudi said that on selena gomez live? LMFAO

Get back into your nerdy interests and things that you're passionate about.

also i picked up some compression socks today and baby why were yall hiding this magic from me ?