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@lusotart.bsky.social
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Pretentious aging hipster 🇵🇹🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️♎️
https://www.instagram.com/lusotart
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THIS IS NOW MY RESPONSE TO EVERYTHING
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It’s 7:30 who are these cunts? Why is the whole tube fucking full?
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about 1 hour ago
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Can’t be arsed. Morning!
about 2 hours ago
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M&S speckled eggs are better than Mini Eggs, but I can’t go no sh a whole packet.
about 21 hours ago
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@beauchamp45.bsky.social
Happy Birthday hun! Hope you have a wonderful day xx
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about 22 hours ago
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Outtakes
1 day ago
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I look ok in this pic. A mate is obsessed with Titanic so we took her to Tita pique. Loads of gay jokes in it 😂
1 day ago
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The Guardian
1 day ago
Madonna: I Feel So Free review – album teaser offers hypnotic glimpse of a return to her club scene roots
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Madonna: I Feel So Free review – album teaser offers hypnotic glimpse of a return to her club scene roots
The ‘Queen of Pop’ conjures the heady vibes of a small hours dance floor with this exceptionally crafted single
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/apr/18/madonna-i-feel-so-free-review-album-teaser-hypnotic-glimpse-return-club-scene-roots?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=bsky_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1776523219
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Terrible nightmare
2 days ago
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#mounjaro
cramps and 💩 Now in bed 🫠
3 days ago
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There’s a work social at a pub but they haven’t decided what pub. So I’m just going to hide until they go. I’ll be like “yeah I’ll meet you there!” Then just go home.
3 days ago
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When your current fave track is 2:33 🫠🔂
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Morning
3 days ago
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😂😂😂
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3 days ago
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Gia the evil witch
#MAFSAU
4 days ago
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🔂
4 days ago
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Sod 50p in the meter. Cost of living crisis, we’re going need a couple of £2 coins!
4 days ago
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Lana has a new single for the 007 game? 👀
4 days ago
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I'll be your anti-superstar Your guilty pleasure in the back of the bar Anti-superstar My name can live and die inside of your heart 🩵🩵🩵
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Spotify – Web Player
https://open.spotify.com/track/1y8xGdtvSx50kVGjsrG4Nn?si=-Dbmms5VSteXLR1b3sRhkw
4 days ago
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It’s still glitching isn’t it?
4 days ago
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Leftovers for lunch. Chicken meatballs with Parmesan, parsley with garlic butter orzo and spinach.
4 days ago
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Morning suppose I’d better move I’m in the orifice today!!
4 days ago
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Oh Rachel
#MAFSAU
4 days ago
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You shouldn’t need to rely on ppl to stick up for you when you’re not in the room. Stick up for yourself you’re a grown fucking woman.
#MAFSAU
5 days ago
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How many gays will be mincing around in purple leotards and a pink veil this summer? 🤣💜🩷
#COAD2
5 days ago
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How many gays will be mincing around in purple leotards and a pink veil this summer? 🤣💜🩷
#COAD2
5 days ago
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Also now that I’ve finished my work for the day I’m gonna re-lace these with pink laces 🩷👌🏼
5 days ago
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My new
#Adidas
have arrived from
#Overkill
in Berlin 🇩🇪 😍🥰
5 days ago
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Paul Harper
5 days ago
Not quite going the way the Daily Mail hoped. Excellent. Feel free to join in...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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I’m awake because
#mounjsro
has given me heartburn. A swig of the old PB 🩷 Plus the headache. Back to sleep and turned off my alarm!
5 days ago
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Otto English
5 days ago
Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU. Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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Danny is such a liar!
#MAFSAU
5 days ago
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Bec “she’s hard work, get a personality” She doesn’t see the irony!
#MAFSAU
6 days ago
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Chris makes me feel bilious
#MAFSAU
6 days ago
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Bec releasing “merch” who is the demographic for that?
#MAFSAU
6 days ago
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Bec at it again 🙄
#MAFSAU
6 days ago
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Chris makes my skin crawl. The biggest ick
#MAFSAU
6 days ago
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mynameisdieter 🍉
6 days ago
#Madonna
has cleared her instagram and posted this She’s channeling Ginger Spice!!! New era incoming
#COADF2
I am READY
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You really need to see the BTS video of Danny’s horrific comments about Bec
#MAFSAU
6 days ago
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hunnybuns
6 days ago
2x2 for Tuesday
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Morning WFH today
6 days ago
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Bye Tyson
#MAFSAU
6 days ago
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Tyson wanting the gays to keep it behind closed doors.
#MAFSAU
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6 days ago
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Right, going to watch more MAFS then later have an early night. WFH tomo and Wed. Bliss!!
7 days ago
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Age came up today in the orifice. “Are you really 47?” “Yep” “Looking good for 47”
7 days ago
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It’s Monday again, back to it 😘
7 days ago
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There’s a few of you on TL cooking goulash. Is it because of the Hungarian election which the cunt Orbán has conceded defeat to Magyar?
7 days ago
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Ready for bed tbqhwy
8 days ago
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Back to the big smoke. This weekend has been HECTIC but FUN! Knackered.
8 days ago
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When you turn on the evening news Mass confusion is the only thing you see Well there's no question that we need a new direction 'Cause we all could use some peace and harmony!
8 days ago
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