It’s 7:30 who are these cunts? Why is the whole tube fucking full?

Can’t be arsed. Morning!

M&S speckled eggs are better than Mini Eggs, but I can’t go no sh a whole packet.

@beauchamp45.bsky.social Happy Birthday hun! Hope you have a wonderful day xx

Outtakes

I look ok in this pic. A mate is obsessed with Titanic so we took her to Tita pique. Loads of gay jokes in it 😂

Madonna: I Feel So Free review – album teaser offers hypnotic glimpse of a return to her club scene roots

Terrible nightmare

#mounjaro cramps and 💩 Now in bed 🫠

There’s a work social at a pub but they haven’t decided what pub. So I’m just going to hide until they go. I’ll be like “yeah I’ll meet you there!” Then just go home.

When your current fave track is 2:33 🫠🔂

Morning

😂😂😂

Gia the evil witch #MAFSAU

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Sod 50p in the meter. Cost of living crisis, we’re going need a couple of £2 coins!

Lana has a new single for the 007 game? 👀

I'll be your anti-superstar Your guilty pleasure in the back of the bar Anti-superstar My name can live and die inside of your heart 🩵🩵🩵

It’s still glitching isn’t it?

Leftovers for lunch. Chicken meatballs with Parmesan, parsley with garlic butter orzo and spinach.

Morning suppose I’d better move I’m in the orifice today!!

Oh Rachel #MAFSAU

You shouldn’t need to rely on ppl to stick up for you when you’re not in the room. Stick up for yourself you’re a grown fucking woman. #MAFSAU

How many gays will be mincing around in purple leotards and a pink veil this summer? 🤣💜🩷 #COAD2

How many gays will be mincing around in purple leotards and a pink veil this summer? 🤣💜🩷 #COAD2

Also now that I’ve finished my work for the day I’m gonna re-lace these with pink laces 🩷👌🏼

My new #Adidas have arrived from #Overkill in Berlin 🇩🇪 😍🥰

Not quite going the way the Daily Mail hoped. Excellent. Feel free to join in... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

I’m awake because #mounjsro has given me heartburn. A swig of the old PB 🩷 Plus the headache. Back to sleep and turned off my alarm!

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU. Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Danny is such a liar! #MAFSAU

Bec “she’s hard work, get a personality” She doesn’t see the irony! #MAFSAU

Chris makes me feel bilious #MAFSAU

Bec releasing “merch” who is the demographic for that? #MAFSAU

Bec at it again 🙄 #MAFSAU

Chris makes my skin crawl. The biggest ick #MAFSAU

#Madonna has cleared her instagram and posted this She’s channeling Ginger Spice!!! New era incoming #COADF2 I am READY

You really need to see the BTS video of Danny’s horrific comments about Bec #MAFSAU

2x2 for Tuesday

Morning WFH today

Bye Tyson #MAFSAU

Tyson wanting the gays to keep it behind closed doors. #MAFSAU

Right, going to watch more MAFS then later have an early night. WFH tomo and Wed. Bliss!!

Age came up today in the orifice. “Are you really 47?” “Yep” “Looking good for 47”

It’s Monday again, back to it 😘

There’s a few of you on TL cooking goulash. Is it because of the Hungarian election which the cunt Orbán has conceded defeat to Magyar?

Ready for bed tbqhwy

Back to the big smoke. This weekend has been HECTIC but FUN! Knackered.

When you turn on the evening news Mass confusion is the only thing you see Well there's no question that we need a new direction 'Cause we all could use some peace and harmony!