Anyhoo. Cba with beach today so staying at hotel judging other guests. Have a good one guys x

Morning lads, look at the girth on this! 🍌

I offered to cut it but he said “no I follow you on Bluesky bitch”

Cheers lads, promise* not to collect any stamps tonight

Right we’re off, I’ve seen enough willies today

Don’t know where to look, so many places to park my bike, wish I’d have brought mine now 🚲 🍑

Been down at t’beach for all of 10 minutes and already have a salty mouth, no amount of cropping can edit out the sausage fest here too 🍆

Got a lovely (ahem) henna last night

Smile Mr GJPC you’re with me .. 🤫

Anyhoo, off out for a Greek tonight 🇬🇷 enough of that Spanish muck for one day

A holiday essential

We’re hikers now, if I don’t make it back my will is under my jockstraps in the bedroom

Two other gays have dared to come lie near us with camp as tits flamingo cup holders

It’s a big one right 🌴

Up and at em early lads to pick up my danish ring from the bakery - happy Sunday

Tonight’s outfit is sponsored by the words after & sun 🥴

The water is only as deep as my thighs 🫠 #tallmanproblems

Not. Moving. Enjoy your Saturday guys

Ola lads

Arrived lads, thankfully good lighting or I’d be going home

This ain’t no flatbed 😤

Where are my manners, happy Friday lads

Who’s gonna be my sparring partner? I’ll warn you I’m good in the ring 🥊

Gay pires restored so it is, as we say in Northern Ireland 🧔 ✂️

#ThrowbackThursday a leaving night from my old dept - 1997. So many questions..I was 23 Morning guys.

If you see this, post a concert pic you took Kylie Minogue, AntiTour, Manchester Academy, 1st April 2012 🥴

Probably one of last times sitting out on the balcony in this weather 😞

Morning guys.

Freebies today from my work conference. An Apple Watch? No, a fan. 🪭 always needed in the Scottish autumn 🍂 🙃

**new profile pic klaxon* Got a row for not posting it from @andyukb.bsky.social

Morning lads, the collars are UP! 🥶

Always

First spin in a week, this won’t be pretty

Lunch 🇬🇷

Not getting up and YOU can’t make me x Morning lads.. 🥱

Lesser spotted mr GJPC in a photo as opposed to taking them of me 🤔

First stop mr GJPCs storage unit, the one he was keeping for 6 months and we now have for 2 years..

Oh what a beautiful mornnnning 🎶

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.

As horrors go, this looks absolutely shite but I’m gonna give it a go, cheers guys 🍷

Can’t keep me top off forever, catch a chill. Hope you’ve a great Saturday guys

Testing the camera which is showing off more wrinkles than I’d hoped, I’ll take my top off tomorrow x

Big hands need a big phone lads

“So Gary, when did you first know you were gay”? Me : 🤷‍♀️

He’s a boxer now

#throwbackthursday the Ross from Friends years

Morning guys, 2 nights out on the trot has wrecked me, hope it’s a quick one 🙃

Some pics from tonight

Right I’m off, he’s just told me the show lasts 3 (!) hours! I’ll try take a few pics if I can stay awake