I see the Orange Shitgibbon mafia boss has started another war because he wants a country’s oil. Why not give him another peace prize FIFA?

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This sounds like I’d be nowadays 🙈🙈😂😂

Fook me this new needlework is a bit bright! I’m being dazzled as I do it 🫣🤭🙀😝

Anyone forgotten to buy that Christmas gift? #TopTip

Apparently the film that was number 1 when you turned 10 is how your 2026 is going to turn out … oooh err missus, I’m not going on a bus! 🙈😬😂

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Happy New Year’s Eve everyone. Have a wonderful time and a super 2026 🥳🥳🥳

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Nearly finished my autumn horn 🙀🤭Trying to work out the flower in the top left, any ideas? It’s autumn flowering in the UK 🧐

Hellebores flowering in pots and just starting in the flower beds too!

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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

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When did you know?

@osphranter.bsky.social awww you’re here at last, nice to see you xx

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Lovely morning visit from my nephew and his family. They love Paul’s trainset. 🥰🥰

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Happy Christmas everyone. Mum and I have been to church, we’ve had lunch, watched the King and are now relaxing. It’s been super 🎄🎄🎄

Awww our first Christmas here 31 years ago 🎄❤️🎄❤️🎄❤️

Bandwagon here! More voice reveal bollocks. I look like I’ve got a wonky head as well 🤭🙊🤣🤣😬

Someone’s gone to town with the flamingos on Flamingo Island in the village. Christmas ones now, the local council will be fewmin! 🦩🤣🤣🤣

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Lovely Christmas card of our village ❤️❤️

We’re trying out Mum’s new iPhone. This might be a long Christmas 🫣😆❤️❤️

"Our President also shares our love of young, nubile girls." Written by Epstein, just before he died.

Oscar is very busy helping Paul sew this evening. He keeps making Paul yelp by chasing his needle 😹😹

#GameofWool Fabulous show and a well-deserved winner!

What a lovely afternoon with our neighbours 🥳🥳🥳

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No tree this year but lots of lights 🎄😝

11 years ago since we converted from civil partnership to marriage! Very low key as you can see but it meant the world to us ❤️❤️❤️

I love our village! Last winter the parish council were very bossy about someone putting plastic flamingos 🦩 on the roundabout at the bottom of our road … but people have fought back! 😂😂😂

Well it’s been a morning of technology - ordered a new iPhone for Mum so we can set it up while she’s here over Christmas. Then panic stations on FaceTime as she couldn’t get onto Zoom midday prayers … she normally manages with the email link they send. Still not bad for 93 year old ❤️❤️

Well I’m absolutely thrilled! After 23 months of not drinking alcohol I’ve just had my blood, liver and kidney tests through. For the first time in over 10 years they’re all normal. Time to celebrate with a Tanqueray 0.0! 🍸🍸🍸

Aww! Paul is going all out to make lunch on Saturday for the neighbours special! He’s so sweet with finishing touches ❤️❤️

Happy Fursday boys and girls. Have a wonderful day day 🐻😘🐻😘

Let's see you at 21

Paul’s been working so hard getting the dining room ready for our party for the neighbours on Saturday afternoon ❤️❤️

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Oooh a blast from the past … Christmas 1987 🎄🎄

💥 Seventy thousand women have now signed our letter. Seventy thousand women saying clearly that exclusion is not in our name and that trans people deserve dignity, safety and belonging. 🙏 Sign and share: notinourname.org.uk #NotInOurName #Love #Inclusion #WomenUnite

Been to the garden centre. Christmas is a coming 🎄🎄

So pleased! The curtains have just gone up. Our new look is completed just in time for Christmas!

So, Laura Kuenssberg's introduction to her interview with Mary-Ann Stephenson is just hideous. Let me count the ways. 🧵

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