All this time on my hands until my viva and I know what corrections I have to make, but I could’ve still done without wasting it on ‘Polar’ 🚮 On the plus side, aiour a lot of Mads Mikkelson with his kit off so not a complete wash-out

Happy ‘How are these celebrities? I don’t know who most of them are’ day to all who celebrate 💃🏾

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

screaming😭

Evening to myself: Audited cutlery? ✅ Dusted picture frames?✅ Bought sweatshirt with picture of Elizabeth Taylor on it?✅ Eaten half-litre of ice cream?✅ Watched 'Marching Powder' again?✅ Had impure thoughts about paunchy out of shape Danny Dyer?✅

'Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech'

For the record. My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers. I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."

My beautiful boy looking so grown-up

🍜 Laksa 📺 Cheap TV shows following police around 👦My beautiful son being a twat 🎶 Classical music esp Sibelius 🍆 My husband reminding me that there’s many a good tune played on a old fiddle

without downloading new pictures ..where are you mentally ?

How do you answer your phone?

How do you answer your phone?

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

Me during Monday morning Executive Committe Teams call that starts a mindfulness exercise , mindfully long-listing fabrics for a lampshade

RIP Dylan, the loveliest cat ever, reunited with his bff Connie

Mary not quite mastering the art of hiding

Nadine Dorries asks Grok to fact check statements she doesn’t like then argues with the response

realising on Teams call that my blouse is inadvertently matchy matchy with my study’s decoration like I am some kind of psychopath

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

My little ‘congratulations on submitting’ present to myself arrived and it’s so lovely 🥰

OMFG #Corrie

Last night of freedom. A bit late to have an affair now, so any film recommendations?

Obsessed with this low energy icon on the end of the row . Go , queen , give us next to nothing 🥰

Let's see you at 21 (ish)

FFS slow puncture is in fact due to cracked wheel 😭

Having heard I’d finished Uni stuff, my friend Geraldine thinks I need a hobby

what movie do you consider "perfect"? 🎬

Super cute 😍

Just been reminded that I have a party to go to later in our old village. That’s lovely as for the first time in years I don’t have research work hanging over for me, but couldn’t think of a thing to do. Must go and dig out something cunty to wear.

Polite reminder: use of the r-word is an instant block and you need to do better.

reskeet the spectacles, nerds 🤓

Quote post with your favourite GIF

No cheating, post the last pic of your pet

Gawd help us 😭

repost with a tweet you still think about

I am one of the 14 authors who chose to leave the Polari Prize, and I find myself frustrated and saddened at the way this entire story has been represented. 1/

I’m ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay ⚪️ Bi 🟢

28 years ago today - giving my dear friend away at her wedding

Just got to the supermarket and realised I was still in a vest. Turned around and came home to put a T-shirt on

Show me your getaway vehicle

UK people! As a gesture of love back to Sacha, I'm buying myself a copy of his book AND an extra copy to give away on here to spread some queer community solidarity. If you want a chance to win reply to this with "trans rights" or a photo of a cute animal. Will draw from replies tomorrow eve.

This ice cream is so delicious it’s game over for my diet

Some very lovely friends have invited me to a barbecue tonight. I think they feel sorry for me being all alone this week 🤣 Still, it would be graceless to decline and I have worked really hard today

Some of the family a little more outdoorsy than me, in general, and certainly today when I am chained to the MacBook

Post someone who looks good in a hat 👒 ( RIP)

Advertise your account with a gif

Focus, Jonny, focus !

Just said “trans rights are human rights “ in a meeting and honestly instead of giving a peace sign, you’d think I’d put a dead cat on the desk in front of me , the faces on some of them . Including those who are happy to ‘play along ‘ and put pronouns in their signature

Meanwhile, on a beach in North Wales

Why does this sweet pup only have 20 reposts when his life is in our hands? Look at him! Look how precious he is! We can’t let them kill him! We have to find an East Coast foster QUICKLY! nycacc.app/browse/205363 rescues pay transport/vet/food- just open your home- or REPOST 2find him a human!