Or something Joe Pesci mutters in Home Alone

That’s my 🐐 right there 🥹

Legitimately. I see too many people out here still trying to find themselves their perfect personal hand selected candidate, we’re past purity tests at this point. Step one is voting out the absolute brain rot GOP/MAGA. All of them. Across the board. They need to be wholly rejected and embarrassed

36 years old seems young to win the oldest skeleton competition.

So it’s gonna be illegal to oppose the federal government unlawfully detaining and murdering citizens? What the fuck are we even doing anymore. PUT ME ON THE LIST DOG KILLER KRISTI I OPPOSE ICE.

Hating the Lakers has never been easier

This psychopath has caused measles outbreaks thanks to his anti-vax rhetoric 🙃

A lot of “stiff” competition at the Olympics this year This probably shoulda stayed in the Drafts folder.

Or easy!

Is the book in the room with us? 😅

Bro has quotes and replies turned off 💀 how brave to have such a lame take no one is allowed to interact with 😂

Donald Trump wants to make it illegal for Republicans to lose elections.

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺 record: 34-22

“Look as long as the Dow’s up, let the man fuck some kids”

Jaden McDaniels dunks the ball like it owes him money

Pam Bondi kicked and screamed, insulted everyone she spoke to, and shunned Epstein victims all to appease her pedophile boss. What a sad, pathetic excuse of a human being.

"Gov. Walz, you are absolutely a sellout and we're not falling for it. Like Mayor Frey, no one comes out of a meeting with Tom Homan or Donald Trump—with all parties satisfied—without capitulating and ignoring demands of the people," -Minneapolis anti-ICE activist. LIVE NOW

simply one of the greatest calls of all time

Never heard of this dude til today but I gotta say I’m a big fan 😂 “fight being ass” is a top notch response to these anti-trans losers

Literally everyone within Trump’s orbit is a predator. Every. Single. One.

The annual change in GDP topped 15% in only five years since 1929 -- four times under FDR and once under Truman. Conservatives at the time, and since, denounced those presidents for practicing "socialism," which Trump claims is the top problem constricting the economy today.

Republicans just had a press conference showing photos of ICE arrests of "pedophiles, drug traffickers, murderers," and Democrats should do the same thing but with pictures of ICE agents who committed the same crimes.

Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.** He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.

Again…who among us are the ones afflicted with Trump Derangement Syndrome? This ignorant, violent cult of dipshits (MAGA) needs to be eradicated.

A strong selling point tbh

Enough is enough with the endless grievances. We’re so tired of the constant whining from Trump. The most powerful office in the world demands leadership, not complaints. @cnn.com

At this rate, motion to name them the Trump Files from here on out?

The goalposts are forever in motion with this shitshow of an administration

“Amazon Prime but with human beings” is fucking batshit insane

The Epstein Class strikes again

I NEED this to become an actual beef. Jay would eat his lunch.

I am filled with an incandescent rage thinking about how our government’s building concentration camps and the best our opposition party can do is “if they’re gonna kill people, they have to do it without masks like cops 😤”

These people are literally the dumbest motherfuckers dude. It’s just dog whistles if not out in the open, hoods off racism.

some things are actually getting worse here.

I really miss NAW :(

I’ll give you a hint: it’s not the president

The far-right hates liberalism in part because liberalism empowered women socially, politically, and economically, and so made them less dependent on settling for a mediocre man to provide for them. So they want to destroy liberalism to return women to a state of powerlessness and dependence.

This is the way out. It’s so deeply rooted, we need to reset. Anyone involved in a far reaching child sex trafficking occult doesn’t belong in society. Full stop.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Trump hates America, actually

If Hell exists, Charlie Kirk is being forced to watch the TPUSA half time show in perpetuity Clockwork Orange style

As a diehard Vikings fan, hats off to Seattle and Sam Darnold. This adds a new chapter to our continued misery. “The team that helped correct Sam, promptly leaves and wins it all”.

Sam Dilfer, I mean Darnold, had a very well managed game.

This is even shittier than I could have envisioned lmfao

Just because you don’t believe it doesn’t mean it’s not true 😂 dafuq?

I like to play guitar, here’s my little cover of “Oats In The Water” by Ben Howard 🤘🏻 youtube.com/shorts/C9sKP...

The Vikings literally did not “f him”. They offered him basically the same deal and he chose Seattle. Such a silly narrative.