my own girlfriend didn’t recognize me but my enemies felt my presence #666 #realzkeet

i’m a simple lady i see sidewalk chalk hopscotch and i bounce for a moment

shoutout to people with outside trash cans close to the sidewalk. helping me not litter my cigarette butts don’t worry my fire safety is very thorough

my lymph nodes are experiencing burnout from my consistent use of aluminum deodorant

u know when ur wearing a skirt and u sit down and u feel too connected too the chair you just KNow you’re gonna leave a coochie print when u get up

camelback backpack w/ the straw glasses

the kids are alright!!!!!!! allninebite.bandcamp.com/track/lavender

IDGAF IF U TRANSGENDER DONT ASK ME HOW LONG IVE BEEN ON HORMONES

poppers are just whippets for bottoms

when the the white stripes guy said “i can’t tell you how proud i am of writing down things that i don’t understand “ yeah man i felt that

monogamy in 2026 is so brave and powerful

made my girl a salad and she ate it #yuppp

i think the new wave edgelordism and the recentering of thinness and general obsession with physical appearances and the increasing acceptance of gender as immutable and universal are all related and i fear the world around me more every day will I hide from this no i will kill it with my mind lazer

it’s insane how going on instagram is directly correlated to how much i wanna kill myself

FROU FROU AND SHAPE OF WATER TONITE QUEEN

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

if neutral is a conversation i need sheik to shut the hell up! #gaming

this is gonna be one of those evergreen videos you can watch every time the New York Times post an article that sucks. which is to say every day

why isnt there a holiday for all the various goops and slimes

u couldn’t pay me to be visible today #FUCKyou #realskeet

grateful to b uniquely equipped to undo the demolition of sentiment inflicted by the medical industry on my loved ones .

i cooked for food not bombs all afternoon yesterday and it was awesome cuz i love food and hate bombs

true lunch has never been tried

they are saying we gotta learn to accept love from ourselves and others tomorrow 😠

making up a very reasonable guy to somewhat agree with

felt like hannah montana last night

nancy babich had the kids moshin to elliot smith man

fax

me and bestie in my happy place

learned about the true meaning of “why did the chicken cross the road” and had to hold back my tears

For years I ve wondered why poeple eat together but don’t poop together. Such related things! Is it the smell? Why is ordering fish at a restaurant then not seen as socially taboo as a group poop? Group Poop. Ary Venus has coined this term 2026

people that make you unafraid to be cringe >>>>

yeahh i’m pretty much in a toilet themed butt rock hardcore band and it’s awesome here’s our song we made at our first practice soundcloud.com/user-3870740...

defeat ganon was really just an excuse to play this tune (if you somehow know it you are the realest one out there)

i’m only ever late to things . don’t worry tho i’m stressing about it, I’m not casual about being late i feel bad every time

there are some things that i like and other things that i don’t like as much

they should invent a cure

we all can bloom 🌼

is it ok if i’m happy?

day off

got a bit of a fit off the other day

do NOT date a melee player!! you will always be second in her mind,,,, second to BLOOKY

THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE

if these dudes were really about their cocaine they’d buy emmy dream come waffle snack

been seeing a lot of people singing their hearts out with big headphones on walking down the street. im a propagandist of this type of activity

fake crocs real spoon LIKE IF YOU AGREE

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today