All Women Are Brothers

cakebutts mentioned

they need drafts on this website cuz i know i’ve thought so many clever things that weren’t quite done cooking and i wanna skeet one out while i’m in the bath wait tht came out wrong

Metal Mario Kills Them All

t4t is over we’re letting cis women hit in 2026

trying to fix my sleep schedule but my telephone is periodically jump scaring me hopefully i have fixed it by now

RXKNephew and MCR mashup called “Welcome 2 the Block Parade”

lime mentioned

it’s awesome fucjing thursday

need an AI ghost to fall in love for me so i can catch up on laundry

i’m seeding myself last at the next local to farm Melee Stats honorable mentions

the addiction got way worse btw

log into this app for the first time in like a year and i’ve been followed by 2 melee players and 1 lactation enthusiast account

i hate mfs who turn on the heat as soon as it gets below 70 . put on a damn sweater

Let the Tides Claim You

society will suffer for its inability to preserve the USB port

i ordered a broken ipod for 30 bucks on ebay, i go to plug it in and it WORKS!!! Wtf!! i want my money back

do you think it’s hard to find a washboard player that isn’t a white dude with dreads ?

we gotta ban gay marriage again , what do you mean neither of you know how to drive ??

claire is so hollywood but only for gay melee players, call that bitch Polywood

someone pooped on the skate ramp under the bridge i’m never goin to a folk punk show again man

too scared to be seen, they're looking at me, too scared to be known but I can't be alone! 🗣️

it’s out everywhere!!!!! linktr.ee/nancybabich

THE ALBUM IS OUT EVERYWHERE SCARED TO BE SEEN BY NANCY BABICH GO LISTEN

so fuckin proud of myself , hmu for a CD of my new album only 5 dollars

there is something evil about the iphone camera. the iphone is a device that, vampire-like, steals life from a video or photograph. there is no good reason im saying this but its nonetheless true

bladee>>> cshr and if you disagree you must have had different experiences that led you to a different conclusion. but not mine, mine are very conclusive

aAnyone at the car seat headrest concert in philly got any deadly poison? this shit is ASS!!!!

go watch my mysic video youtu.be/CJZkV_j8VQ8?...

they’re assasinating podcasters man we’re cooked

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

i’m like the bronny of killing myself

keep losing playing my friends in online poker and i knowwww i would play my cards tighter if i had the chips in front of me it’s so hard not to just click the button

guys a meme i made for my friends 7 months ago is appearing everywhere idek how it breached containment

randall the type of dude to pass it to u then circle around so it’s his turn again right after

THEY CALL ME CLUTCHY THE CLOWN

mom i’m in the news

won 5 dollars at a local with a 10 dollar entry fee now im gonna switch up on my day 1s

its 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

my job is so hard luckily i get paid nothing

lumor mentioned

can't believe i woke up to a personalized message from the chickenman himself just for my removal day 🙀 i bet its thoughtful and wholesome and... oh

i just dropped 6 bands on lil nouns #fuckitmannnn @noinsgg

I really wish bluesky had drafts because I'd much rather save the skeet "you're all cock, no cum" for when I'm feeling more deranged but I also don't want to forget it either

I HATE THE DEATH CLOUD I HATE THE DEATH CLOUD I HATE THE DEATH CLOUD I HATE THE DEATH CLOUD