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The data is clear. Voting for Tom Cotton will give your child autism.

PSA: I just want to remind everyone to STOP EATING CHEESE before it causes you to have an untimely death in your sleep! Eat Tylenol instead. #CorrelationIsNotCausation

Someone told me to listen again to Kimmel's remarks, and indeed he *didn't* comment on Robinson or his family but MAGAs' aim of identifying Robinson as anything *but* MAGA—which MAGAs must admit is their line (e.g., they don't want anyone discussing how his formative years were in a MAGA household.)

Union that reps the musicians on Kimmel: “This is not complicated — this is State censorship, happening in 🇺🇸… a direct attack on free speech… we stand with all those who will be out of work because of government overreach.”

this is quite genuinely insane, and I want to believe the backlash to this will be severe

They are calling it Farmageddon. www.cnn.com/2025/09/16/u...

Excellent post from @jonesforar.bsky.social drchrisjones.substack.com/p/a-time-of-...

100% this. Of course, Trump doesn’t care.

I think @rottentomatoes.com really should have let ratings go up to 110% for Spinal Tap II.

Ragnar IV, Warrior King of Keybordia is quick with the block. Your comment is incorrect. The ARGOP showed how they would cow-tow to Queen Sarah to cover her ass on questionable activity, and the public knows what she did. Her unethical behavior was highlighted. Now repent with 3 Hail Ragnars…

Poland’s prime minister 👇🏽

Here’s a story that’s becoming all too common: federal immigration agents using racial and ethnic profiling as a rationale for stopping, questioning and detaining U.S. citizens who they suspect are undocumented.

Nothing says ‘making America great again’ like bleeding out in a Walmart parking lot because the county hospital shut down.

We don’t think kids should be 🔫 in school, we think folks should have health insurance, and we push for affordable rent and a living wage and public schools. Real fking wild, you bootlicker.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Sounds like something an abuser of women would say

2nd Circuit to SCOTUS: “We got you bro, no need for cert”

Being against vaccines when diseases are rampant (measles, Covid) is like adding chlorine to the gene pool. Darwin is watching.

"More than 70 million Americans live in primary care shortage areas. The Association of American Medical Colleges projects a national shortfall of up to 86,000 physicians by 2036. No region is more vulnerable to this shortfall than rural Missouri." missouriindependent.com/2025/08/15/v...

Voting in Trump’s America.

“They asked me for my license plate.” Trump knows the most about voting.

This is abhorrent. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I’ll probably have to go to the Ministry of Machine Sensitivity for training a decade from now…

Saw Weapons last night - EXCELLENT movie! It’s no spoiler to say that I’m not sure if I can keep my vegetable peeler. #IfYouKnowYouKnow

Even if you have private insurance, the impact on rural hospitals could still affect your health care. As people delay treatment for their health conditions due to a lack of insurance, they’ll start relying on the ER as their primary form of health care... missouriindependent.com/2025/08/08/r...

Is French the Hill you want to die on? Chris is the change Arkansas needs, because sometimes it DOES take a rocket scientist. Let’s get a rep who does more than rename post offices. It takes money to win, so chip in. secure.actblue.com/donate/chris...

We are very far over the cliff here folks

The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:

With all this crap going sideways at regular immigration hearings, why don’t the judges just move to zoom hearings like they did during the pandemic?

Republicans picking Cotton year after year thinking it’s going to make life better for them. Dude doesn’t even live here. Meet Hallie Shoffner. “We need a senator who knows what it’s like to bet the future on a field.”

The U.S. currently imports the following from Russia: 27% of all palladium used in the U.S. 20% of enriched uranium for U.S. nuclear power. 14% of US fertilizer supply. Trump threatens to double the price of those with 100% TACO tariff in 50 days? So…this is our tactic?

Show your photoshop skills. This sign is in Searcy County, AR where the poverty rate is 24.5%, 20% receive SNAP benefits, 21.1% are on Medicare, 5.8% have no health insurance, 26.6% are disabled, 25.7% are 65 or older, per capita income is $22,545, and 85.4% voted for Trump.

🤡🎪 We are maga 🎪🤡

I bet we sell an astonishing number of large engine vehicles to Vietnam. Their roads are narrower, and at $360 USD/month average income, and with only 9% of households owning a vehicle, That astonishing number will probably be like…12.

Our government is broken. Politicians have to resign in order to do the job they were elected to do. Tillis: “I look forward to having the pure freedom to call the balls and strikes as I see fit and representing the great people of North Carolina to the best of my ability."

Orwell knew the next line: "But some are going to die sooner than others." The rich are a straight-up racket. #oligarchy #corruption #fotus #unite #solidarity #theresistance #resist #FBPE #NAFO #AntiFascist #revolution #organize #Disobey #teamluigi #taxtherich #SocialJustice #WealthGap #ClassDivide

Masked ICE agents arrested Newark Mayor Ras Baraka while he peacefully protested. If it wasn’t clear before: the Trump regime is run by Nazis, and ICE is the Gestapo.

Imagine if Biden had said people would have to tighten their belts, do without, suffer through an austere Christmas while he golfed, hawked meme coins and bragged about lavishing the Oval Office in gaudy gold. They’d all be shitting wild kittens.

Promises made. Promises kept. Latinos for Trump - Go straight to El Salvador. No due process. Thanks for playing. Blacks for Trump - you’re DEI. DEI bad. Pro-Palestine for Trump - Gaza is being cleared out to make room for Trump resorts. You’re welcome. 🧵

He's also the president who killed things like this. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

I don’t know who needs to know this, but I worked in eye tracking and biometrics for a very long time and while irises are more unique than fingerprints, buttholes are more unique than both

‘Kennedy told reporters that there were "many, many good ways to treat measles and doctors need to know that and to know those methods.’ One problem; there is no treatment for measles. Signed, a doctor who’s been forced to deal with measles because of this stupid fraud.

I’m so confused by the folks who said that raising the minimum wage would increase the price of every day goods while also being okay with tariffs raising the price of every day goods… I reckon they are okay paying higher prices as long as it doesn’t help anyone making a minimum wage.

you can say 'Merry Christmas' again. you just can't have any presents

BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MOOOORE!!! Looks like it confused Ballotpedia. They could have sworn that address meant he was running in Virginia and not Arkansas!