Gristle Longpig
@gristlepig.bsky.social
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Smoked Meats, costumes, spook and anxiety all rolled up into one convenient dadbod.
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Things I heard in Aldi today. "These steaks ain't worth a damn and ain't got no cold beers!" This is the commie bullshit shopping them city liberals love. What'd they do with the other half of the damn store? I don't wanna bagga Hallapeeners, I jus need won.
about 1 year ago
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That tracks.
about 1 year ago
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C-Beezy
about 1 year ago
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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Alt National Park Service
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WOLFSKULLJACK
about 1 year ago
Drawing very normal things on a Sunday π
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According to the Google, this is Nandina Domestica. Neat.
about 1 year ago
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C-Beezy
about 1 year ago
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I'm in. 100%
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about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Michael
about 1 year ago
Helpful tip
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C-Beezy
about 1 year ago
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Misfit_Playland ππ»???
about 1 year ago
Love Franky! "It's never a crime just to exist!!"
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LAWD... They don't miss an opportunity!
about 1 year ago
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I see goff peepulz. π¦π€π¦π€
about 1 year ago
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Romanian garlic sausage with stewed cabbage for dinner.
about 1 year ago
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For all my artist peeps.
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about 1 year ago
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Rosemary Mosco
about 1 year ago
Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
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Dion, The River Possum
about 1 year ago
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Finishing up the smoked sausage and gonna stay up to watch the first New Glenn launch. Probably should go to bed.... But ROCKET.
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Sausage day! Romanian inspired garlic sausages. All this, 2 lbs bulk packed and four more ropes already in the smoker.
#meatcraft
#Sausage
#Hogmeats
about 1 year ago
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Working from home means I can be an office wizard .
about 1 year ago
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And now we wait. Hopefully there will be some happy fermentation in a few days.
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Not me, bored at work harvesting juniper berries to make a wild yeast starter. Nope. Not at all. π
about 1 year ago
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Carrieoke
about 1 year ago
WOMP, there it is.
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Hehehehe. Grinder.
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Pie.
about 1 year ago
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Y'all send some follows to TK please! She's incredibly talented and can even make me look good!
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about 1 year ago
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In case you haven't heard, Kindle Vella is going to be shut down soon. Which is unfortunate for many writers. Y'all should go support
@littlebladegirl.bsky.social
And go read her fantastic work.
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over 1 year ago
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So many people have shared this and it's one of my favorites. Maybe go get some crimbus cards from the artist. Support artists. Art is essential.
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over 1 year ago
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Yeah. That's nice.
over 1 year ago
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And we have finally reached temperature!
over 1 year ago
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And now, we wait while Mr Ham hangs out in his hickory sauna for a spa day.
over 1 year ago
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Black ham has emerged from the porter molasses bath and is drying before a nice warm trip to the smoker tomorrow!
over 1 year ago
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Back on collecting grain bills for assorted whiskies. Then made a spreadsheet with the gravity PPG and diastatic power of the most common grains and adjunct ingredients. Which led to setting it up with formulas to calculate all the things based on batch size. π
over 1 year ago
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Happy McRibmass!
over 1 year ago
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day
over 1 year ago
Shivviness [SHIV-ee-nehs] (n.) -The uncomfortable rough feeling caused by the wearing of new underwear. Used in a sentence: "The secret underlying catalyst for the establishment of the Ministry of Silly Walks is shivviness.β
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Good day. Got some spicy bird. Scored some cheap bourbon. Got to pet some kitties and finished off the evening visiting a friend at a new fancy restaurant. βΊοΈ
over 1 year ago
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Guillermo del Toro
over 1 year ago
Weekend model painting Part #1 follow during the morningβ¦
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WOLFSKULLJACK
over 1 year ago
For the Americans on my timeline. Iβm so envious of Thanksgiving food, it looks incredible. Originally drawn in 2016
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Just Jack
over 1 year ago
Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving.
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Much like Arby's, I have the meats.
over 1 year ago
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Happy Gobbleween everyone.
over 1 year ago
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