For those of you going to protest tomorrow (or in the future), lets talk tracking. I know you've heard people say "leave your phones at home" and I know none of you do, but also I want you to know thats not all you need to leave at home. 1/🧵

I think I just figured out why Starship rockets keep blowing up lol

Did someone tell him that Ea-Nasir was taking advantage of America or what

at least toby keith is dead this time

Honestly, mood.

:laughcry:

Ey yo someone tell Sergey to chill the fuck out

MFW I find out a Louisiana plantation finally burned down, 160 years late.

Nerd post: https://justfuckingusehtml.com

He lives in this box, basically

Opinion time: Tabi socks and flip flops, they’re comfortable AF , and tabi socks are literally made for this specific purpose, but are they okay or is this “crocs & socks” level of cursed? I love these little foot mittens too much to be objective here so I need input

Doctrow is hitting nails on head with surgical precision here: “I dont need a union, I’m a temporarily embarassed Founder” had me wheezing https://doctorow.medium.com/https-pluralistic-net-2025-04-25-some-animals-are-more-equal-than-others-9acd84d46742

I swear I lost 10 INT in the gym tonight lol whew I was a mess

Oof

I feel this in my soul

maaan Im gona be rekt tomorrow, I was sore from mondays set before I even got here

Im like 30 years late seeing this meme for the first time but LMAO

LOLOL Andor S2E1 is a good representation of every leftist discussion any of us have ever participated in

After over a year I still walk into the room like GODDAMN THATS A GIGANTIC CAT

File this under “forty year old memes that are suddenly and hilariously relevant again” https://youtube.com/yuOHbyuanbY (Edited 9:18 AM via @skeetsapp.com)

dude looks like a box of bootleg fireworks that gives you chlamydia

Arms are gettin a little lumpy, yayyyy

I'll go first: I was "Entropy"

2025 training goal: be harder to kill

Siri show me some peak GenX irony. Siri:

Im 100% good with the STL County flag: It follows good design rules (can be recognized from far away, no words, can be drawn by a child) but more importantly I think the messaging is correct: Its obviously a fleur-de-lis, just like St Louis, but panned far too to the right

filed under "cursed knowledge"

Relatable:

A big problem with AI tools is people tend to trust their output as infallible knowledge, and I think I know how to fix that: Imagine that instead of Cortana or HAL9000 or some sober oracle, your AI interface looked like this guy 1/🧵

You know what I think it is that makes Death Stranding the most depressing post-apoc setting ever? The world has ended and you're *still* stuck working a gig-economy job that depends on how highly you get rated by customers.

Im reading the recaps of the SOTU last night like

Weather Trivia: Due to the recent planetary conjunction, the Arch was able to accumulate enough power to turn the control coils up to 11. You are very welcome. #stlwx

Friday jams https://youtu.be/T_zS2TFmeqo?si=G3fZzJaGWLrbVRa2