How do chickens leave the highway? They take the eggs-it.

What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction? Wander Woman.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra.

Dark Horse takes seriously the allegations against Neil Gaiman and we are no longer publishing his works. Confirming that the Anansi Boys comic series and collected volume have been cancelled.

When will my reflection show who I am inside?

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Writing 💝💖

Me: *catches myself being judgmental* Me to me : "I did not raise you this way". 😤

Moist people aren’t offended by the occasional typo.

A Nazi salute? Why, it's just a totally innocent coincidence, y'all!

Blep

DELETE IT and pass it on !!

Hello :) #art#artist#digitalart

Belladonna #witch#witchdoll#doll#art

"1st rule of a mosh pit: if someone goes down, you pick them the fuck up." -Franklin D Roosevelt, 1938

My daughter's art. 🥰

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.

German WiFi is the wurst.

I am not a gorgeous gorgeous girl. I am a hungry hungry hippo.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile.

Him: "Call me daddy." Me: *in peppa pigs voice* "da daë!"

He's always movin too fast

I even have that silly little hat!