I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files. Change my mind.

republicans = recessions

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

an incredible 🧵 of judge ellis excoriating DHS, bovino and the trump admin for their heinous actions in chicago

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

labour’s big problem is that sir keir is a weak leader who doesn’t believe in anything. he has no philosophy other than power and that’s why he embraces the bigotry and nativism. it’s weakness, plain and simple. and it must be rejected

videos on bluesky mobile suuuuuuck! they keep freezing the app @pfrazee.com and if theyre not causing the app to freeze, they playback is stopping partway thru and i need to close and reclick the video multiple times so i can actually watch the whole thing. BAD!

Theme for today, as I read the tear-filled posts from right-wing assholes:

The future is surely bright!

death to transphobia. it's a losing strategy and brutally immoral

can't believe they would just hand this guy such a dangerous weapon

the important thing to remember about matt-y is that a key part of his electoral strategy for democrats is literally to be more racist. he’s expounded on this multiple times and genuinely believes that racism is good strategy

only sycophants are allowed in the conservative movement

His final wish was for his ashes to be sent to Iraq via a missile strike on innocent civilians.

tick-tock, tick-tock

oh no, the fascists and the nazis are fighting 😯

i can get to donald trump in two hops. 💊🧨👀

“raising his kids” lmao this couch-fucking nazi never sees his kids st all, he’s too busy fucking couches, podcasting with nazis and cheating on his wife who he despises

jordan "im not a christian" peterson in his heaven and hell suit

Jamelle Bouie is Derek Menswear's Gob Bluth.

bethany: "let's befriend nazis" every single republican and conservative: "way ahead of you" bethany: *surprised pikachu face*

the funny thing is everyone agrees that it's a bubble. zuck, bezos, altman have *all* said that this is a bubble. bezos even said it's a *good* bubble

what does bot-tan think about the italians?

it isn't a joke, swin actually hates italians for ruining new york city with their gabagool and loud music

it’s happened. i’ve reached the cowboy boots, whiskey and karaoke parrt of my lifecycle

chicago is taking over the religions, then the world

i’m changing my stance on ai if it can filter out posts about baseball so i never have to read them again

the only thing mike johnson is in charge of is his son’s porno time

TERFs live in an insane reality where all 8 billion humans fit neatly into a gender binary and also government documents are infallible and couldn’t possibly have a mistake in them. If it weren’t so bigoted and hateful, it’d be hilarious

honestly my favorite thing (very low bar) about trump is he hates trump supporters more than anybody else. it’s really quite impressive how he continues to shit on them day after day, month after month

‘I got this Nazi tattoo 18 years ago and at no point did I ever learn the meaning behind it’ is simply not believable. At best he didn’t care that it was a nazi tattoo, which is still pretty fucking bad

Good review of the new game Subway Builder. Warning: The game is not based on real US construction costs, because, in the designer's words, "it would have made the game unplayable." www.fastcompany.com/91421609/thi...

i learned something important today at the no kings march: americans fucking hate fascism

time to bring out the dick-milking contraption. it’s his only hope

[Every single night] BREAKING NEWS: Area man dies after fucking computer for a week straight

me when no kim

sweat drips down sam altman’s brow as he pours over financial data that all say the same thing: no money he looks up, his eyes nervously shifting to the giant red button labeled “PORN” on his desk “i promised myself it wouldn’t come to this…” he quietly lies to himself as his hand reaches forward

who wouldve known

they did the same thing in assassin’s creed games, where a leap of faith is marked with bird shit. apparently birds like to hang out near large piles of hay, which were all over the place for centuries

most people have 5 or fewer tabs open?! who are these fucking amateurs?

AC1 called out people like Bush, Rumsfeld, Cheney, and the rest of the neo-con war criminals. Then things really started to shift around AC3 and AC4:Black Flag. Even the storyline went more into "actually the Templars aren't so different, and possibly even the good guys!" type of nonsense.

Bluesky: Here, you can choose your own moderation! Also bluesky: no, not like that. you can’t moderate like that

if you ask mp bob katter about his lebanese grandfather, he'll punch you in the mouth

Judge: That's what I'll do. Prohibit federalization or deployment of any NG troops into Oregon. For all reasons in prior opinion. Deployment of federalized military is ultra vires and contrary to law, violating Title 10, section 12406. I also find it's likely that defendants violate 10th Amendment.

Oh no, I left my wallet in El Segundo!

“Charlie Squirt” wasn’t trending here on Bluesky after his killing; it was on X, the sociopath app, though!

the thing with ezra klein is that his message hasn't changed for over a decade: "we need to turn down the temperature and learn to understand each other and come together" type blah blah bullshit. the longer his career goes, the more embarrassing it gets because of how absolutely fucking wrong he is

the ny dem establishment is fucking traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash