Just seeing the results of the Oscars and all I have to say is MBJ AND JESSIE LETS GOOO

I have tried to give Slot the benefit of the doubt given the tragic circumstances of last summer but it’s been clear that he lacks what these players need. Thanks for the memories of last year but it’s getting to be that time.

strange and psychotic epidemic of people who are completely incapable of altering their writing voice immediately thinking any punctuated, semi-formal paragraph they see is AI

We used to score these late goals

the case for keeping slot is almost entirely about the job he did last season. but those specific circumstances will not show up for him again. the longer he's in the job, the more that the task he has looks like this season, not last.

Szobooooooo!!!!

STOP THE COUNT

BAY FC WINS THEIR FIRST GAME OF THE NWSL SEASON!! RAHHH UP THE BAY GOALS

Oh my god that should’ve been the third 😭

Oh yikes was that a ball right to the face 😵‍💫

Really good ball into the box but Abby Smith got her hands on that one

Bay spare a third goal please

Naurrr Kundananji

Bay was all over Denver until conceding the goal, and it's a very good early sign for the Coates era that instead of a very young team losing their way, they just put their foot back on the gas

batmanderson

pfeiffer eatin denver up

Well exactly!!! BAY GOAL

Ya that replay really shows how awful that was... cleat straight to the ankle and no ball at all

Holy shit they upgraded it to a red, Sonis is sent off

welp

Bay having more than like 2 players that can run... what is this new world 😀

Alex Pfeiffer puts Bay up, 1–0, over Denver early in the match. #NWSL

It’s missing Anton Yelchin hours 😔

They can’t keep getting away with this

Chicago saw Bay’s wack Hocking move and said “hold my beer”…. Like what on earth kind of deal is this? Half a mil for Huitema 😭

Yall remember when Arsenal had the wrong socks and had to buy some from the Chelsea store 😭

Bro our forward line is a concept of an idea 🫩

BAY TRADED PENELOPE WHATTTT

Girma with the (C) by her name will never not move me

CURTISSSSS

Mo Salah the only one holding me together

Fork found in kitchen 🫥

Thinking about the fact that Nighswonger's career was essentially derailed by going to Arsenal. She's played less than 90 minutes CUMULATIVELY since the beginning of the WSL season. Even with this recent loan to Villa... I just don't know how you come back from being stagnant for almost 2 years.

Woke up today and remembered Claire Hutton plays for Bay FC

i genuinely get sick when I see the $$$ spent on political campaigns... what we could do with all that cash if put to better use across the board

We’re so back? We’re so back 🫡

Arike gonna do that but not for Dallas I'm so😭

NOOOOOO be so fucking serious

CAM BLOCK ON STEWIE OMDS

PAIGE BUCKETS THANK YOU

Breeze please lock in

BREEZE UP BY 16 IN THE FIRST QUARTER I FEEL LIKE IVE SNORTED A LINE OF COKE

I need all of you to know that Gemma Collins is now on LinkedIn

Can journos at the SAG awards actually ask actors about their work instead of if they have seen Heated Rivalry… like ENOUGH

Very fun lineup to see a lot of the younger players get the start