Happy Cloudflare is down once again to all who celebrate

explain your job to your grandparents

Please enjoy my office Xmas tree. Angel Blobby has been derailing all my meetings this week 💕

Honestly, handing someone’s affairs when they die is exhausting. The council want two years of bank statements so they can reassess his care costs. He was paying the full amount for his care. It will change nothing. And yet we dance.

Moevember 2025 is complete! I hope you enjoyed what has, once again, been a really stupid Moe-nth. Thank you to anyone who has took a Moe-ment to appreciate Springfield’s favourite bartender. Keep the Moe spirit in your heart all year round.

Give me an “always skip intro” you cowards

Please enjoy my office Xmas tree. Angel Blobby has been derailing all my meetings this week 💕

Which thing is down now?!

Earlier this year I had the absolute pleasure of speaking at @marcthiele.com's BEYOND TELLERRAND festival in Düsseldorf, you can watch me whole talk right here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmTN...

This is why god invented 3D printers. I’m sure of it.

"Please can you estimate for this thing we've designed" *opens link* A spreadsheet appears. The spreadsheet is the design.

This is my favourite of the chive posts.

Happened to me twice today. Amen.

📣 Hear hear! The biggest savings on the Practical Accessibility course start *today*—for a limited time only. Starting today, you can get the course for 30% off — that's $279 instead of $399. The discounted price excludes sales tax that may be applied depending on where you are buying from.

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

in the light of all this downtime i will now revert back to old school hosting: relying on some weird fella who never turns his PC off.

We are on day 42 of chives

bringing this one back because it shouldn't die with twitter

You know what Meaco? I absolutely will register my warranty so I can win an elephant. Thanks!

Tipping everything in my office onto the floor hasn’t been as fun as that one impulse last week had me believe.

Reminder

what www.apple.com/newsroom/202...

I opened Dreamweaver twice today.

“Jaz you’ve been on the voice chat for 7 hours” Simpsons. Fortnite.

Gav is the coolest person I know in real life. Look at this gloriousness! Who just makes a virtual pinball table for funsies? Gav. And it’s rad.

Happy birthday HTML tags. I love you.

We always try to get Nine Lessons shows beyond London - it is never profitable but we hope it makes it accessible for others - This year is CARDIFF - but no one seems to want to come - so we will pull it next week if we see that it is going to lose us too much money www.glee.co.uk/performer/ni...

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

The last few weeks have been pretty rough so took a break and spent all day running around spooky Fortnite. Now for an extra hour of sleep, and then tomorrow back to real life 🎃

Forever bless the garden visitors

Still sharing some of my favourite Moe-dern Art pieces from last year! Here’s Mark Rothk-Moe.

The British Musem at closing time. Oct 2025.

My brain every time someone says they made something with AI...

Extra things which make death harder: * ambiguous sentences on registry office websites when what you need to do is time sensitive, * funeral directors/transport keyword stuffing location pages, despite not being nearby, so you can't actually get to the information you need

This is it. 86,791 words. 836 emdashes. 625 `const`, 141 `let`, 16 `var`. One (1) reference to the pause music from Battletoads for the NES. Spread the word: JavaScript for Everyone launches tomorrow.

I’m no longer speaking at @webdevconf.com tomorrow due to bereavement, but I am sending lots of love to everyone there. Very sorry to miss it and hope you all have a fantastic time ❤️

Zelda Williams: “And for the love of EVERY THING, stop calling it ‘the future,’ AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line” variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Friiiidayyyyyyyyyyyy!

this talk i’m giving at @webdevconf.com next week isn’t even good but the slide fonts are so fucken heat you’ll think it was. tickets still available and the lineup is stacked, come through.

It is very hard to write a talk without questioning all your own experience apparently 😅

In a world of new phones. Replaced my iPhone 12 Pro Max with a 17 Pro. Much prefer the smaller phone. Camera seems like a big improvement. Also got a Pixel to replace my work phone, wouldn’t choose Android but need one for testing. Still prefer the iPhone but it does have some nice features.

This pink berk (the sculpture) just sold for £19,000 at the Gromit Unleashed 3 auction, all raising money for the incredible Grand Appeal charity - raising money for sick children and their facilities. 💖💖💖

TWO WEEKS

Last night I published a mega-blog all about how I built my first life-size virtual pinball machine as a total n00b! It's a big bugger so put the kettle on and give it a read: blog.jam-factory.com/making-a-vir... #vpin #virtualpinball

We’re live!! My brand-new course, “Whimsical Animations”, is now available. 🥳🎉 whimsy.joshwcomeau.com I’m so excited to share all of my animation tools and techniques with y’all. 😄

We definitely haven’t been encouraging this… 👀

Pre-orders for Mindful Design are available now. Get a pre-order copy for £149, saving £100 off the full price of £249 for two weeks only. Pre-orders close again after September 30