That was DJ Jazzy Jeff and you can't convince me otherwise.

If I'm ever elected president, the very first thing I will do is sign an executive order stating that if you're able to take a cop's car during a pursuit, all your crimes are immediately forgiven, and that car now belongs to you.

I will give you one try to guess who I just blocked on Spotify.

The #Sooners are falling apart like a dry biscuit.

The #CrimsonTide currently on a 24-0 run in Norman. #Sooners

Avatar: Fiery Ass. Rated PG13

Are the #Sooners going to tie their own college football playoff record for largest blown lead? Second half coming up. #RollTide

The #Sooners go from 17-0 to 17-17 in what feels like record time. #RollTide

WOW!!! #Sooners #RollTide

Ty Simpson has very bad peripheral vision. #RollTide #Sooners

John Mateer's hand must have been really f'd up if this is what he plays like when it feels better. #Ssoners

I wonder if she is going to coach a UFL team instead as well.

In case you were curious whether or not John Cena actually was a full-blown Android, here is your confirmation. After his retirement match, he toasted the "metrics of the evening." #WWE

There will never come a day where I intentionally sit and watch people talk to their cell phones. Never going to happen.

the nurse forgot to check on grandpa again

Oh, so Cody took it upon himself to make it about himself. What a shock. 🙄 Dude really is following the Triple Paul playbook. #WWE

Honestly, this guy looks too old to be playing college basketball but good for him. Sounds like he had a good game.

I did not watch John Cena's last match because I can think of infinitely better ways to spend a Saturday night. But this picture will make me laugh out loud every time I think of it for the rest of my life. He looks like M.O.D.O.K.

It's only fitting that John Cena would be treated like a Make-A-Wish kid following his final match.

For all of you #tvsky folks out there, this post is for you. Because I am a lunatic with too much time on my hands, I have decided to take multiple critics' top 10 lists of the year and aggregate them using a weighted average to find the true Top 10 TV shows of the year. This is the thread.

#filmsky and #moviesky folks, this post is for you. Because I am a lunatic with too much time on my hands, I have decided to multiple critics top 10 lists of the year, and aggregate them using a weighted average in order to find out what the true Top 10 movies of the year are.

Off the top of my head without really digging in research wise I would have to say The Kings Speech. It made me very sleepy.

If I were a superhero, #4 would be my name.

By "his course correct around about SummerSlam time" Wade means when Cena went on TV two days before his match at SummerSlam to go "Hey I am not A Heel anymore" because Story Company is so bad at Telling Stories that's the best they could do for that flop of a heel attempt they also all bungled

I am almost 47 years old and to this very day people still call me "Seen." Not to be mean, that is just how they read my name despite the fact that not a single human being has ever been named "Seen."

I will never use Uber for anything again. They started charging me for Uber One though I never signed up and do not have it on my account. Yet, when you try to contact someone about it, it is IMPOSSIBLE to communicate that to anyone. All they have is an AI chat with limited responses

Here are the 10 movies of 2025 that I hated the most. Hurry Up Tomorrow The Electric State Snow White Fear Street: Prom Queen Kinda Pregnant Smurfs Flight Risk Tin Soldier Fountain of Youth The Minecraft Movie Lot of crossover with Matt here. Feel it might be universal.

THE THUNDER MOVE TO 23-1 AND CONTINUE TO MAKE NBA HISTORY! 🌩️ 3rd team ever to start a season 23-1 or better 🌩️ 15 consecutive victories 🌩️ Tied longest winning streak in the franchise’s OKC era Jalen Williams and Chet Holmgren score 25 apiece as OKC wins in Utah and add to their historic start!

Ever since Tom Brady left New England for Tampa Bay, Bill Belichick is 33-46 as a head coach.

Look NBC, you can try all you want to make me think that Zachary Quinto is a brilliant mind but that MF'er is still always going to be Sylar to me and I don't trust him with those patients.

Everything everyone hates about the Oklahoma City Thunder they would be celebrating ferociously if it was their team that did it.

I finished. I am in great pain. I did not take into consideration just how many massive hills we would be climbing

At least the view is good.

I am about to embark on an 18 mile hike. Like a lemon tree, I don't do well in the cold.

The Oklahoma City Thunder are a winning machine. And they aren't going away anytime soon. For @spotrac.com, I looked at how the Thunder built their juggernaut and why they're set up for sustained success in a system designed to promote parity. Read more: www.spotrac.com/news/_/id/31...

Finding out that the American conservative movement has been spearheaded by a bunch of foreigners masquerading as Americans is the least surprising thing I've heard this year.

“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”

I'm not going to sit here and pretend that all of my wrestling predictions turn out this correct, but boy did I nail this one! #AEW

Oklahoma just went into Tuscaloosa Alabama, racked up 212 total yards of offense, and still beat #RollTide. I imagine this loss feels completely disgusting if you are a Bama fan. Borderline shameful. Alabama is now 1-5 all-time against Oklahoma, with every game taking place since 2002. #Sooners

Hearing all about Alabama's field goal kicking woes just means they're going to make it when it counts at the end of this game. #Sooners #RollTide

If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.

#RollTide soaked their hands in bacon grease prior to kickoff.

•Megyn Kelly—Raping a 15-year-old isn't really rape •Matt Gaetz—Raped homeless 17-year-old •SC Judge Gosnell—Caught with child pornography •OK Judge Worthington—Freed Jesse Butler despite video of him raping 2 teen girls But let’s fear Trans folks & Immigrants?🧐Every MAGA Accusation Is A Confession

Another week in the college football season and another tight end getting completely behind the Oklahoma defense. #Sooners

Another reason that Shane Beamer should not be allowed to ever re-enter the state of South Carolina under any circumstance. #Gamecocks.

Well, I guess if you do that on the very next play it makes it all okay. #Sooners

All this talk all year long about how the Oklahoma defense is not forcing enough turnovers, and then when they have the opportunity they can't just fall on the football. #Sooners

I think the biggest compliment that I can give Xavier Robinson at this point is that he rarely loses yards. Every carry may not be for a big yardage, but it rarely is for negative yardage. #Sooners

Kip Lewis just took advantage of the worst pass blocking a running back has ever attempted to sack Ty Simpson. #Sooners