I'm writing a new book about all the things I should be doing. It's an oughtobiography…

Vintage Japanese commercial from 1986 for National batteries (now Panasonic).

One of the quiet bright moments of lockdown was Sam Neill serenading us on the ukulele. This type of tenderness feels rare nowadays, how lucky we were. Thank you for everything. ❤️❤️❤️

Handsome lads. Also, 50 years from now, someone will be able to look at this picture and say “yeah, that’s who they were.”

There's no comedic substitute for a well timed fart.

A gamer in Brazil sued Microsoft after his Xbox account was hacked and locked, and they reportedly told him to create a new account and repurchase his games 🎮 The court ordered Microsoft to restore his original account and pay him $400

I have a hard time being angry with mosquitos. In all fairness, I am proud to be a totally viable, renewable, energy source.

Are we at the point in the Blue Jays season where wins matter yet? I'm getting a little tired of seeing Hoffman give up wins.

Jays might win. Can't have that. Send in the Hoff.

Autisim

6 hours of work until vacay for 10 days. Cannot wait to drop this overbearing stress, in favour of family, wine, and song.

1: I have started Windwaker for the first time. 2: I do not have the time to play Windwaker.

Jeeves never stole our content, and he deserved better than we gave him. We failed as a society.

@playstation.com cowards all of you

Elevate this man.

😂😂 If this was my dad I’d make him all the American food he could eat!

Lol! It's actually true.

This is who runs this account, FYI.

Just a reminder if you’re a self proclaimed “nice guy” and you think that’s why you’re single then there’s a 100% chance that you are in fact, not a nice guy

#ThrowbackThursday 2005

Have you ever completed a double play with a broken fibula and a dislocated ankle? Buck Martinez has. He did so 41 years ago today. Bobby Mattick called it "the greatest baseball play" he had ever seen.

And no mention of this reducing the cost of the games due consumers. #FuckPlaystation

The man that gave you those silly songs to sing as a child, many of which you remember today. Master of the children's song earworm. Czar of keeping your kids civil in the backseat on those long trips. Virtuoso of giving parents 2 minutes to actually get something done. Happy Birthday Raffi.

What the fuck? People do this?

If @steampowered.com announced physical media on their console, I'd buy one just for the love of the troll, at this point.

"PlayStation? Pfff. More like..." *Checks the decade* "...actually nevermind."

FUCK Microsoft. FUCK Sony. FUCK An all digital future.

Is it too late for Trump to reneg on his FIFA bribe?

Legends are now and forever.

Bathe in it.

What games should we get for our Nintendo Switch 2? Asking for a friend. It's me... I'm my friend.

I kinda like bsky.

cutting physical media save costs for corporations with no benefit passed on at the expense of consumer rights and ownership

@theforkpeople.bsky.social oh god.

Ongoing History Daily: The Bruce Springsteen hit he originally wrote for The Ramones #musicnews

At least I have no need to buy a ps6 now. If it's digital, why wouldn't I just buy it on steam?

When you slowly realise the Nazis won.

Good morning everyone!

#Movies #MovieSky #MelBrooks Happy 100th Birthday MEL BROOKS

That was Guerrerro's chance. I still love him, but I no longer just assume that he's gonna get it done. I immediately just think "ok, next inning" as he gets to the plate. #BlueJays I really hope this skeet doesn't age well.

⭐ LIVE // .. the end? ⚔️TALES OF DESTINY⚔️ ~ Bit of a low energy, low spoons stream today, hope you don't mind! ~ twitch.tv/marshmllodra...

As a music elitist, I always listen to full albums, but I sometimes want to hear one song, so I put the full album on random and skip songs until I get to the one I want to hear, and trick myself into not feeling shame over my lapse in superiority, and then look down my nose at the rest of musicdom

If you haven't, do.

stages of grief any% speedrun

Blarg. I can't get GTA VI at launch if there is no physical copy...

Another jigsaw down. Anyone that knows me can tell you that Suikoden is very special to me. The Suikoden II 1000 piece puzzle from the Official Konami Store is an absolute gem! @theforkpeople.bsky.social #PuzzleSky #Suikoden

Fuck Morocco, anyways.