I just pressed and held my phone screen to try to get the audio to speed up …while on a phone call with my dad

Eternally thankful that I have a husband who loves to feed people, not a “do you think anyone will care if I eat a slice of pie and we show up to Thanksgiving with one slice missing?” husband

My 30s are hitting hard. Tell me why I want to talk to everyone about replacing my bathroom fan and the kitchen remodel I’m planning???

When you roll a nat 20 on your persuasion check

Did three ghosts visit him in the night?

Is F1 just gentrified nascar, or did we take F1 and make it more redneck?

This is a live cam of the sky in Iceland. If you’re in the US, it could give you a few hours heads up on what kind of night it might be! And if you live somewhere cloudy, well, it’s also useful then lavacentre.is/live/norther...

Scrolling through kitchen design on Pinterest and the amount of AI slop is honestly infuriating. On the bright side, AI can’t figure out what to do with drawer handles, so it becomes a very obvious tell when two different cabinets have three different styles of hardware

I can’t stop thinking about the fact that even if Trump does follow through with the $2000 stimulus checks from the tariff income, that would still be less than the pay I lost when my company furloughed the entire staff for two weeks …because of the tariffs

Since I’ve been reminded that biphobia is alive and well, I just want to brag about my bisexual husband. He’s the kindest, most thoughtful, most creative man I’ve ever met. He cooks for me. He makes sourdough. He makes the most beautiful ceramics that I get to eat and drink from every day. 1/?

Some wins from Maine: Question 1, an attempt at voter suppression, was strongly rejected. Question 2, the start of some common sense gun laws, passes by a similar margin. This is what happens when we turn out. This is exactly what they were trying to suppress.

Absolutely obsessed with the fact that Cuomo lost the primary to Mandani, and then switched to an independent ticket so he could lose to him again. 10/10 no notes

Do not disrespect the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by calling it a “Great Lakes sea shanty”. A sea shanty is a work song that uses a rhythmic chant to coordinate tasks such as hauling an anchor or hoisting a sail. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a BALLAD. 😤

Low battery beeps on the smoke detector woke me up so now I’m Awake™ and hungry Trying to be grateful that I can afford necessities like 9V batteries but boy howdy do I wish smoke detectors could run out of battery during the day. Also wishing it was easier to fall back asleep 🫠

This little message at the end of Hollow Knight 🥺 I know I’m almost 9 years late but I’ve been so engrossed in this game for the past couple weeks. I absolutely loved it. Thanks for everything @teamcherry.bsky.social

I figured out a simple solution to a time sensitive problem at work and I’m feeling very ✨girlboss✨ rn

Today I went to a friend’s place to watch the Bills game, and afterwards they had a PowerPoint party. I didn’t know about this beforehand, so I threw together a pretty good PowerPoint about gemstones in 30 minutes. Look at me, using my mat sci masters degree.

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

While everyone is paying attention to Maine politics, I’d like to remind my fellow Mainers to get out and vote on (or before) Nov 4. Vote NO on 1! Question 1 is “solving” a problem that doesn’t exist and stripping thousands of Mainers of their rights.

I’m sitting on the couch with my husband and I just looked over and this man is making a note on his phone titled “friends”. It’s just a list of our friends that we haven’t hung out with in a while 🥺

I started looking into other candidates running in the Maine senate primary, and it looks like Jordan Wood has built his career working for predatory PACs. I’m fucking tired. www.dropsitenews.com/p/maine-demo...

Finishing the White Palace may be my proudest gaming achievement. I am ✨not good✨ at platformers, so it took me forever. Guess I have to stop putting off the final boss 😅

So help me if I have to vote for another 78 year old….

This is a REALLY good video that gets into the *specifics* of how AI is degrading our information environment and putting truth further out of reach for the average person / the population as a whole

My screen time is down significantly and idk if it’s because I’ve set times I’m locked out of social media (which I keep ignoring) or if it’s because I’m just spending all my free time playing hollow knight

Happy Taylor Swift day to all who observe

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

If you ever get a chance to be part of an interview process, especially early in your career, I cannot recommend it enough. We’ve been interviewing for an open role in my department, and I’ve learned so much. I’m not trying to leave, but I feel so much better prepared for any future interviews.

It’s honestly rude that I have to log on to my computer and build my little PowerBI reports when there is Hollow Knight to be played

Shout out to my mom for taking Tylenol while she was pregnant. I never would have made a spreadsheet to optimize my Stardew Valley farm if I was normal

I just saw a clip from a documentary on trad wives and they’re interviewing a couple I used to go to church with and I’m reeling. I wonder if this is how people feel when they come across my tiktok and I’ve turned into a tattooed bisexual feminist 😅

“Soup might get messy. Shirt might come off. Soup every night?” @radiationghoul.bsky.social

Today is “drag and tag,” tagging sharks with drag queens while raising money for LGBQT+ youth organizations in Florida! www.scientificamerican.com/article/drag...

Today I was signing some paperwork and asked “what day is it?” Checked my watch, and went, out loud: “oops, I forgot” 💀

I’m exhausted. I’m so tired of hearing about gun violence. I’m so tired of hearing about how we “should be” responding from people who have haven’t made a peep about the murder of a Minnesota state rep or the thousands of innocent people in Gaza who have been killed. I’m just so tired.

shocker

democrat melissa hortman was literally politically assassinated in her fucking home less than 3 months ago and now everyone wants to comment on how bad it’ll be now like ok

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

It truly baffles me that some people go through life with skin that just works normally. What do you mean you can wear makeup and not spend 2 days recovering?

Whoever saw cucumbers and was like “you know what this needs? Vinegar!” was an absolute genius. 10/10 no notes.

Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.

It’s souptember y’all

Applying for a marriage license and I was NOT expecting this 💀

We’re interviewing someone for an open role at work and his resumé doesn’t match his LinkedIn- like, to the point I didn’t even think it was the same person. I have so many questions. Why did he think that was a good idea? Did he think nobody would notice? Which one is right???

Are Labubus just the cursed lovechild of funko pops and beanie babies?

Bro why am I excited for Taylor Swift like she’s one of my friends? Good for her. I’m so happy for her. She deserves that golden retriever himbo man

“No taxation without… somebody there, ya know?” @radiationghoul.bsky.social

Hello I know I’ve been neglecting this app but in my defense I was outside

Anyone: Me: Anyone: Me: “so my fiance and I decided to elope”

Y’all have those songs that just always get a repeat?