Oops I just spent $83 on birdseed and bird feeders

I truly didn’t understand the scale of ravens until one landed in my yard and I saw it from 10 feet away. That thing was the size of a toddler. On another note: does anyone know if befriending ravens is similar to befriending crows?

This is one of my all-time favorite things that my husband has made. He’s so creative

I love when people don’t announce their pregnancy online and just hard launch a whole baby. I don’t know why, but it just feels like a power move. 10/10 no notes.

I’m gonna be a little annoying about sharing my pottery for the next week or so. Just trying to get the socials off the ground.

Kiln haul! We’re aiming to sell at some local markets in the fall. Here’s a sneak peak of some of the stuff we’ll be selling. #ceramics #pottery #handmade #mugs #pottersofbluesky

Pssst go follow my pottery account 👀

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

With all due respect, you can’t say “best shorts for curvy girls” and then recommend MEN’S shorts. “Curvy” means something specific when talking about clothing. It is a cut with more room in the hips and thighs, and a smaller waist. When it comes to clothes, big ≠ curvy

I refuse to admit how much money I’ve spent on native plants in the past week.

I love ranked choice voting. I hate having to wait to see who won an election when 4 of the 5 candidates have 20-27% of the votes each.

Everyone shut up. The post office has D&D stamps.

Honestly it’s homophobic that I can only have 5 holds at once on this library card

Has anyone tried one of those screen-free digital cameras? I’m kinda itching to get one, but I wonder if they’re worth it. I’m telling myself it’ll help me casually get back into photography, but idk if I would just be wasting my money.

I was today years old when I realized Catherine Tate and Lucy Punch are different people

Switching my phone to greyscale so I spend less time on it is hostile architecture for my brain

I’m bisexual and married to a man, which means I chose him over women. He’s also bisexual, which means he chose me over men, which feels like less of an accomplishment.

Ok, I guess I’ll rewatch heated rivalry

I’m watching America’s Culinary Cup, where the prize is $1,000,000 It feels so fucking dystopian that multiple contestants have been like “if I win, I don’t have to worry about sending my kids to college”

Somebody at the Bangor Public Library is gonna log into work on Tuesday and see a contact form submitted at 11:17 on a Saturday night, because that’s when I found out that the Bangor Public Library uses Libby and is also offers free cards to all Maine residents.

Noah Kahan is country music for people who have thrown out their backs shoveling snow

Can’t wait for lunch. I’m gonna go outside and stare at my garden

I thought it was so cool that they made up a boys hockey league for Heated Rivalry. I wonder if there would be any interest for a league IRL

I wanted to let everyone know that I’ve borrowed 6 books in the 2.5 months since I posted this, which has saved me at least $100. This doesn’t include the four books I have on hold. Also, please recommend audiobooks. I am obsessed. (City of Brass has been my recent fav, so anything similar.)

There is nothing quite as fulfilling for the soul as reconnecting with friends you haven’t seen in a while. Their cat immediately loafed on my lap, and their toddler (who they expected to be shy) started brining me toys and books after 5 minutes. (The cherry on top was the Sabres win.)

I’ve seen way too many people saying to plant invasive species near where data centers are being built. I can’t stress this enough: don’t fucking plant invasive species. Ever. Under any circumstances. This is fighting fire with fire. It will not end well and will not impact the data center.

hey girl, is that glow natural or are you just overstimulated?

I can’t stop thinking about this Facebook marketplace listing

I’m almost done with City of Brass and there’s an eight week wait for the next book in the series and I fear I cannot wait that long.

They should invent a kind of exercise that doesn’t make you sore

This is inhumane. People dropping dead at work, while those around them are forced to continue to work. There is absolutely no excuse for this happening in 2026. This is the type of thing I only ever expected to read about in historical fiction, not a present-day news article.

Happy Praying Mantis Appreciation Day, to all who celebrate… CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly? DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to CHILD: So not all people follow the same religion? DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

I spent my weekend doing yardwork and organizing the basement. I consider that a good weekend. My 30s are hitting hard

My garlic has sprouted and I am GIDDY. I was worried that I planted it too late last year, but it looks like it’s doing well!

It’s beautiful outside and I want nothing more than to be outside doing yardwork, but alas, I am inside doing Microsoft Teams 😭

Last April fools, I announced (on my private socials) that I was engaged. People thought it was a joke. It was not. I later found out I had friends texting each other to see if it was real. I don’t normally participate, but I still think that was pretty funny.

I know it's april fools day but I can't emphasize enough how much I need everybody to not fuck around today

Can we talk about how the rising cost of everything has turned pets into a luxury? It’s been 2 months since we put down Radagast, and I was trying to figure out why I have more money left over at end of the month than I’ve had in 6+ months.

Do you ever get a couple hours into a as very peaceful workday only to realize it’s peaceful because you never opened outlook?

I much prefer doing my research amidst the flickering lanterns of an old-fashioned library in Prague during a raging thunderstorm with the help of a library ghost, so no, I'm afraid I have no interest in "asking ChatGPT.”

It’s officially Yard Work on my Lunch Break szn

I’ve seen reels about the “being good at the blue store so he takes me to the pink store” trend and I truly thought it meant being good (not spending too much) at the blue store (Lowe’s) so you still have room in your budget for other stuff. Y’all, I- 💀

Let me make sure I’m understanding this correctly: DHS is partially shut down because the budget is deadlocked over ICE funding. TSA isn’t getting paid, but are still expected to work. ICE has been deployed to airports to “help”. ICE *is* getting paid.

My mom said she can drive us over to WWIII or pick us up but she's not gonna do both.

Someone talk me out of learning to make my own cabinets because $9k for 6 base cabinets and 4 upper cabinets seems too damn high. (That doesn’t even include any corner cabinets or drawers.)

Eclipse at 6:33am EASTERN tomorrow morning!! It’s a blood moon, and we are letting things GO and letting ourselves be reborn tell me what you are DONE WITH

Today I learned that there are people who genuinely think lead paint is good because it “blocks 5G and wifi”. They see the large scale efforts to remove lead paint as a plot to make us more susceptible to 5G/wifi and “control”. These people can vote.

Threads remains home to the most unhinged takes. Today: having guests at your wedding makes your marriage… stronger? Why do people care if other people elope? Are you mad because you weren’t invited, or because you didn’t realize eloping was an option?

CW: transphobia. See, this is why it can be painful to know too much history.🫤 This post implies that what is happening in Kansas is *similar* to what the nazis did. But it's not just similar. It's *identical*. In 1933, nazis revoked trans people's documents. Before 1938. Paragraph 175 and 183.

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. GO DONATE. tcpipeline.org