Get in here! It's cozy in the bottom of the barrel! DYM got Silver Barrel in @optical-drop.bsky.social's Bottom for the Barrel tournament!! ggs to everyone we faced (also can y'all admit that playing non-meta weapons is very whimsical)

Drinking Your Milkshake has a new team banner!! now our Sendou page looks extra cute! thank you so much @ghosthoodie.bsky.social for bringing our inklings and octolings to life!

Drinking Your Milkshake will be playing in this!!! we're excited to show everyone our... basically normal weapon comps. (pls bully Eating Your Veggies into playing as well)

DYM gave up our milkshakes for tea and got 5th in Teacup #34!! we will win soon, trust @mar-spl.bsky.social: bamboo/L3 @elloganspl.bsky.social: jr @nextgen5.bsky.social: machine/pro/dread @lavender-spl.bsky.social: explo @timokthy.bsky.social: assortment of brushes/luna

it has been quiet here... but fear not! we've been working really hard at improving at the game. think we're gonna reach top level soon with our gameplay?? #highdivsplatoon

Drinking Your Milkshake played NAL Week 5 and placed 21st out of 33 teams! We can't believe we lost against Moonlight though, the games were totally sooooo close

found the number #1 fan of the DYM & EYV captains 🥰🥰🥰

DYM got Gold Bracket (5th) in FTIU102!! @lavender-spl.bsky.social: got a flat tire, worked overtime, barely made it on time, controller stopped working, plant fell off desk<3 @timokthy.bsky.social: ... @elloganspl.bsky.social: ... @nextgen5.bsky.social: ... @mar-spl.bsky.social: *stuck in traffic*

Drinking Your Milkshake and Eating Your Veggies have a brand new icon and banner!! Thank you to EYVs very own Tear for the wonderful art!! we should probably name our new mascots...

DYM got Gold Bracket in STSW: Homeland Edition #9!! ggs to all the teams we played! @lavender-spl.bsky.social: hydrationmaxxing @mar-spl.bsky.social: bagalmaxxing @nextgen5.bsky.social: pettingandithecatmaxxing @timokthy.bsky.social:lunchmaxxing @elloganspl.bsky.social: squishyjrmaxxing

A pickup team just dropped with members from @adultswim-spl.bsky.social and @dym-eyv.bsky.social for chill FTIU shenanigans, and @cornmillz.bsky.social made a 10/10 team logo!

DYM finishes LUTI with a 5-2 win against Carnival Jellies! @elloganspl.bsky.social: *forgot she had Easter plans* @mar-spl.bsky.social: mom left us @nextgen5.bsky.social: when is mom coming back @lavender-spl.bsky.social: Mom, they threw a hammer at me @timokthy.bsky.social: We miss our mother :(

unfortunately, the captain fight has been postponed until next year. DYM & EYV live on, but we'll have to accept our low level endeavours for now.

As of today, Drinking Your Milkshake & Eating Your Veggies are disbanding and merging into our new team: Sipping Your Smoothie (SYS) Team captains will be fighting to the death today to determine who will lead SYS. We believe this decision is in the best interest to reach our goal of being Div X.

both DYM & EYV won't be making it to their LUTI playoffs but that's ok!!! LUTI has been a great time anyway and ggs to all the teams we've played! (DYM still has one more set to play)

DYM wins their Week 4 set vs OFFSCRIPT 5-2! ggs to the team for the fun set! @timokthy.bsky.social: is tired @nextgen5.bsky.social: is half tired @elloganspl.bsky.social: is 70% tired BUT finally has a voice after 9 days! @lavender-spl.bsky.social: head hurty 1 @mar-spl.bsky.social: head hurty 2

DYM wins on game 9 for our Week 3 LUTI set vs The Goobers!! @lavender-spl.bsky.social - *slosh slosh* @mar-spl.bsky.social - *pew pew* @nextgen5.bsky.social - *vroom vroom* @timokthy.bsky.social - *smack smack* @elloganspl.bsky.social - *silent cough cough* (has laryngitis RIP)

a recipe for weapon comp planning, the Drinking Your Milkshake way: 1. select weapons you like playing based on your general role (anchor, support,etc)* 2. choose weapon + kit based on map/mode and what vibes with rest of team (bonus points for chip damage and some ok-ish special) 3. enjoy

DYM played our first LUTI set vs Pocket Aces! We lost 3-5 but had super intense matches and had lots of fun! Thank you to @splatoontourney.bsky.social for streaming our set (and for commenting on our wacky weapon comps) explo+bamboo is always fun to play 💜

DYM's first LUTI set will be streamed on LUTI Tonight!! get your milkshakes ready, cause we're about to drink them

DYM did not play their first LUTI set cause Lavender decided to use the team's reschedule to abandon the team and go to the mountains instead... (oops)

5-4 win for our first set in luti. ggs to future fish for an exciting first full set! need some things to polish, but the season is starting of well :D

EYV won their first LUTI set vs Future Fish with a game 9 knockout on SZ humpback! Tearable: "So is this the team's new favourite map? 😄" entire rest of the team: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! 😡"

For LUTI S17, EYV's in Div 6 & DYM's in Div 7!! (get your 67 jokes out, we're too old to understand) we're super excited for this season, make sure to cheer for us!

DYM made it to round 2 in FLUTI Div C finals today! we had a great time playing 💜 note: we got accused of ddosing splatoon somehow. we would like to remind everyone that we are only interested in drinking your milkshakes, not your internet connection.

DYM & EYV both played in FLUTI and got to the second round in Div C finals!! ggs to all the teams we faced! make sure to cheer us on when LUTI starts!

Sipping Your Smoothie (DYM&EYV combo) played All 4 One #55! we had all the vibes and whimsy ✨ @andykei.bsky.social: "I've definitely played carbon before 😇" @mar-spl.bsky.social: "ayo let me grab some snacks first" @lavender-spl.bsky.social: "I'm clipping!" @aurelianspl.bsky.social: "ballpoint"

last Friday, EYV got gold bracket (5th place!) in FTIU#95!!! @andykei.bsky.social: "tri stringer is the most versatile weapon in Splatoon 3" tear: "dont listen to the tyrant" (andykei) @aurelianspl.bsky.social: "line marker" mar: "two glock style"

DYM got 🥈in Bronze Bracket for FTIU#95! @lavender-spl.bsky.social: “I fell in the water” @nextgen5.bsky.social: finally accepted the Big Jr (pro) @mar-spl.bsky.social: asked opponent for cat pics @elloganspl.bsky.social: always booyahs late @timokthy.bsky.social: “Hi, I am Ti-💥” *suddenly DCs*

both DYM & EYV played in FTIU#95 yesterday!! the stars had to align for both teams to play in the same tourney. ggs to all the teams we faced!! individual team posts will be made soon

DYM got 3rd place Anchor (Silver) bracket in 7 Seas! we had a great time banning & avoiding crableg capital any moment we could 😎 @lavender-spl.bsky.social - explo @mar-spl.bsky.social - bamboo/l3 @timokthy.bsky.social - brushes/luna @nextgen5.bsky.social - pro/dread @elloganspl.bsky.social - jr

DYM got 2nd in Setting Sail #3!! @elloganspl.bsky.social - virtual coffee run for everyone @lavender-spl.bsky.social - point sensors @mar-spl.bsky.social - ginger ale survival tactics @sotaling.bsky.social - a bigger buff on 52 than patch buff @nextgen5.bsky.social - reefs and survives after

Drinking Your Milkshake turned 2 today!! Keep supporting us as we make this year our best year yet! We've got a lot more milkshakes to drink. Shoutout to every player that's been part of our team, to our current players, our coaches, and of course to @0rka.bsky.social who started it all 💜

Drinking Your Milkshake got 5th in Reach #12! @sotaling.bsky.social - porkchops for breakfast during tourney @mar-spl.bsky.social - fell asleep on the couch @nextgen5.bsky.social - crab tank main ellogan - pretended to be Mar (secret bamboo?) @lavender-spl.bsky.social - full of splashdown & advil

Drinking Your Milkshake got 3rd in Bronze Bracket for FTIU #80! ggs to all the teams we played! this was our first FTIU in over a year and we had lots of fun!!

oh wow it's been two months since we've posted here!! EYV has been busy with tryouts and DYM has been busy scheming.... stay tuned for more posts and splatooning in the near future!!

Drinking Your Milkshake won our first LUTI set this season, going 5-1! ggs to Cardinal Cephalopods! the casters may not have believed in us at first, but we proved we could drink the milkshakes 💜

oh look that's DYM! tune in to see if we'll win our first LUTI set this season!

Drinking Your Milkshake LUTI update! we went 1-5 vs Ink Floyd: The Splashwall and 2-5 to Sheer Cold ggs to the teams we played! we'll drink the milkshakes next week lavender - splashdown go brr nextgen - forced to reef cheese mar - infinite strikes ellogan - splat bomb spam sota - kills everyone

we've finally got this account up and running! stay tuned for some team info, LUTI updates, and more!!