We took 1st place in Bronze bracket of Milkcup #14!! @enkipnw.tv @tv-shin.bsky.social @fizzzyy.bsky.social @cornmillz.bsky.social Ggs to everyone we played!

A pickup team just dropped with members from @adultswim-spl.bsky.social and @dym-eyv.bsky.social for chill FTIU shenanigans, and @cornmillz.bsky.social made a 10/10 team logo!

HUGE UPDATE hello everyone! we are now as a team offering swimming lessons and events for babies and toddlers remotely via discord! if you know any babies, please tell them to get in touch!

we went 5-3 in week 3 of LUTI! ggs to golden barracudas!!

adult swim are div 7 in season 17 of LUTI!!

We didn't end up getting anywhere in beta bracket today unfortunately. Now we look to the future. To luti. To bribing the luti seeding council to give us div 3. To integrity.

We went 4-2 in day 1 of low ink! Again!! ggs to everyone we played! see you all in beta bracket!

We've made the incredibly difficult and painful decision to forcefully remove @tv-shin.bsky.social from the team and put him into a big volcano ♥️ Introducing our new 4th team member, Idris Elba!!

We went 2-2 in fluti division C! Ggs to all the teams we played, bring on LUTI! Beware of hammers, and mirrors. And players.

Keep an eye out for team name here today 👀

The burden carried By lowly photographers Patience, and vengeance.

didn't end up getting anywhere in beta bracket today, but we didn't go out without a fight! had some very close games! ggs again to everyone we played, see you next low ink!

WE WENT 4-2 IN DAY ONE OF LOW INK! WE MADE BETA BRACKET! Ggs to all the teams we played today! bring on day 2!!

Merry Christmas every one

New banner update!

commissioned smth for my team @adultswim-spl.bsky.social

Exclusive behind the scenes images of our recruitment/summoning process

Update! Unfortunately our team captain @as-harpy.bsky.social has recently made the decision to step away from competitive splatoon. We all wish her nothing but the best! In the meantime we've recruited our new 4th team member @fizzzyy.bsky.social! See you all out there in tournaments soon!

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📣ATTENTION📣 [shisa] and I are looking for +2 for Gridlock in August! message here or on discord if you might be interested

We made gold bracket in mug cup 27 tonight! We continue our streak of winning at least 2 sets per tournament! Ggs to everyone we played!

We made gold bracket of ftiu 80!! And no one disconnected in any games, especially not the person who makes these posts. Getting close to that first place! Gag to all the teams we played!

we rode the tower, and we rode it well! We made silver bracket in another all 4 one! *never* try to play solo series in gaps in tournaments, it will make you sad. ggs to all the teams we faced!

We made silver bracket of all 4 one #38!! One of our best results yet, and some of our best games played! When asked to comment, nobody had anything to say, so we have to assume they would have said something just awful. imagine the worst thing someone could say, that's what it would be ggs!!!

We made it to finals of All 4 One clam blitz iron bracket! We didn't win because, in the words of a great philosopher (aka player), "I hate winning, I like learning". Something to think about. (also thank you bananer for subbing in!)

ggs and thanks to @adultswim-spl.bsky.social for a fantastic (and whimsical) final LUTI set of the season! we may have switched from competitive to casual at the end, but we've still got it.

We took 3rd place in lantern bracket this SOS! Double reef comps are the future!

We made day 2 of low ink!! See you all in gamma bracket tomorrow!

gotta get the most hype/stressful sets out of the way early! We got a 5-4 win in our week 1 LUTI set! Six-Pack Yokes really made us work for the win, thanks for being great opponents!

We played in tonight’s FTIU 73! Lots of very close sets and very fun times had by all, except for you scorch gorge. Thanks to @visvivisection.bsky.social for subbing in and doing some splattling-ing!

We made silver bracket of FTIU 72! Getting some nice consistent results! Whoa!

We placed 3rd in silver bracket in LSL 48 this weekend! LSL may as well stand for little-s-lider but big sliders, actually!

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We made the silver bracket finals at @seabattlespl.bsky.social 3 on Saturday! Our first lan as a team!! Thanks to everyone involved for putting on such a great event!