It actually felt warm when I got in. That didn’t last very long, tho. Good morning!!! 💩🚿🥶

I got a surprise for you. This is CPKC Stadium, home of the Kansas City Current women's major league soccer team. It is the first stadium of its kind in the entire world, a stadium purpose-built specifically for women's professional sports.

Out here watching my niece make history. First women’s softball game played in a major league stadium.

Aye man….Caleb Wilson is sooooooo much better than I thought. And I watched him, in person, put up 40, in March. Jesus…

That no edge up having bamma looks like he can coach, eh?

Makes no sense!

It’s too early in the season for me to be caring about a game. But here we are. Fuckin Jayhawks, man!!! #GDTBATH

As you should

I know these hoes are damn near $300K, now but…the 911 Turbo is the best all-around car ever created. But again….$300K!!!! LOOK AT IT, THO!!!!

That last one was such a bad mistake. Damn…

@joeschmucc.bsky.social Happy birthday, fam!

Can someone explain to him what 'tarrif' means? Or, shit....maybe you can explain it to ME!!!!

Flawless

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Same for extra resources. Alt texting.

Reposting with Alt Text. Location of free food pantries in Atlanta for those in need.

fried bologna sandwiches....

The 13th annual #DowellFrightNight is in the books. And a time was had. Whew. See yall in 365…

Gotta be honest…that cold plunge hit a bit different when the ambient temp is less than 40°.

It’s been a fantastic 11+ yrs. But she’s obviously looking for an exit and this her passive aggressive way to say it. My lawyer will be filing the necessary paperwork on Monday. “Trail mix” The Rick’s ass!!!

Bring your best friend to work day, today. Starring Sarge!!!

One of the ONLY things I miss about Texas are them damn polish kolaches. Whew lawd!!!!

Don’t forget Duke…

No sound at this bar but….why is Pharrell there?

This Club Husband joint is a damn BOP!!!

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and dont forget Craig Kilborne!!!!

i refused to look it up and, instead, chose to soak in my 'old'

Am I allowed to speak about the black detective on Task? Because, ummmmmm……

Yanno how certain songs just bring a smile to your face? What a time, man….

and Aldi aint e'em from here!!!!

gotta be honest....Toby doesnt belong anywhere NEAR this list. besides Michael Scott....who doesnt like Toby????

My Guy!!! Happy birthday and many, many more on your journey. Thankful that you document it and take us all along!

I've been at the office since 10:30. Not seeing patients....but installing my practice software on to new computers. 11 hrs later...NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!!! I cant check patients in..I cant accept payments....nothing. And now...all tech support is closed. So I get to do this again, tomorrow

They handed me a bill like this for recommend services at my last oil change lmao.

I know money laundering when I see it

Say man… Are any of these “parts” unstepped on heroin?

Me seeing this bill and immediately flying to Stuttgart to have a chat with Oliver Blume.

If you charge me 70 thou for repairs, my car better disappear into the future when I hit 88 MPH

Did the gerbils require a mansion in order to run in the wheel? Fucks sake. that's a house.

Your Flux Capacitor was only putting out 1.20 Gigawatts, eh? I hear ya man...

HAHAHAHAAHAAHA!!!!!!

Nigga….

@mewefree.bsky.social you see Bo rocking your merch? 👀

First comforter I ever bought for the first bed I ever bought.

and its why I've been cutting my hair for damn near 40 yrs. the barber at the shop near my office drives a brand new Porsche Taycan. God bless him but....

Stopped by the Ferrari dealership to dream since I was in the area. The prices are EYE WATERING. One car has $230k worth of OPTIONS. And tell me why this leather looks it came off the most expensive couch that they sell in Restoration Hardware

That cold tub hits different when the air temp is in the low 50’s. And I’m here for it!!! Good morning, guys!