ruining my own day by getting mad at situations that have only ever happened in my mind

she's flaming this guy from literal afterlife. insane. massive respect for this

ah ok daora eu posso odiar o mr beast em paz agora. nice

"bandido", no Brasil, é um lugar social. não depende de cometer crimes. por isso os moradores da favela são "tudo bandido". por isso os brancos ricos nunca são. não, as pessoas não acham que pode matar todo mundo que cometeu crime. mas pode matar todos os bandidos.

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

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vou fazer o contrário, foda-se: aqui um filme com pontuação boa que eu ODEIO. esse filme tem um dos piores roteiros + piores execuções que eu já vi na vida, genuinamente uma produção nível bootleg. não consigo acreditar que alguém assistiu e achou bom sem ter assistido no mudo

e a Globo que pegou a interface da apuração de notas do Carnaval pra montar o placar do julgamento do golpe

It should surprise no-one that Noelle is a high anxiety parent as an adult, but never-the-less: #art #fanart #deltarune #deltaruneart #deltarunefanart #alternateuniverse #au #deltarunealternateuniverse #deltaruneau #noelle #noelleholiday #susie #susiedeltarune #suselle #chiefdreemurr

caralho vou usar

I've sent my top man for the job

Today is my Birthday! If you want to congratulate me, the best gift would be to retweet my drawings🙏💖 Thank you for sticking with me💐

I love not arguing with people in the internet so much At least once every 3 days i'll write up a 600+ word response to someone being dumb or preposterous in this or other websites and then I just go "wait a minute, do I need to do this?" and go on with my life. Saves you huge amounts of trouble

I just realised that asdfmovie is basically like og brainrot

wow, this is like a textbook terrible apology. take notes because it is a perfect example of everything NOT to do to show genuine contrition. they say that they’re sorry for party rocking but the very next song in the album they are right back to party rocking!!! in the house!!! TONIGHT?!???

#deltarune #krusie sharing gay germs

proud of how this one turned out, so I’m posting it here too #deltarune #krusielle

já vivi não é divertido

me during neon genesis evangelion episode 8: "i don't think I like this Asuka girl too much. she's kind of annoying" me during End of Evangelion: "liking asuka is an act of feminism and rebellion against Hideaki Anno's bloodthirsty and sadistic misogyny. fuck you anno"

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será que lá no outro site já tem gente aproveitando o friozinho pra tentar ganhar a briga de calor vs frio falando dos sem teto?

fairy / flying

vou mostrar essa merda pra todo mundo que comprar discurso de "no brasil tem mto feriado". americano NAO TEM FERIADO, eles n recebem folga nem no 4 DE JULHO que é o feriado mais patriota deles. isso daqui é prova de que rico vai reclamar de feriado quer tenha 2 ou 200, entao que tenhamos 200 foda-se

ok now that i think about it my vitamin D intake MIGHT be in the gutter

time for yet another episode of "is this bpd behavior or am i simply correct about everything"

"...Now the sea is in me: I am the fish, the fish glitters in me; we are risen, tangled together, certain to fall back to the sea. Out of pain, and pain, and more pain we feed this feverish plot, we are nourished by the mystery..."

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This is blowing up on the other website 😂

facts

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Not only should you not buy it, you should actively tell friends and family not to buy it, and you should act with some disdain towards people who are told what Rowling has become and what she is doing and still buy it anyway.

The first thing I noticed was how fast this swallow flew. When it landed, I noticed the white cheeks and green back. I was thrilled to realize that it was a Violet-green Swallow. They are stunning! #birds #photography #birdphotography #birding

🇧🇷Estrelinha-ametista 🌎Calliphlox amethystina Conservação:Pouco Preocupante O estrelinha-ametista é conhecido também como tesourinha, colibri-ametista, beija-flor-mosca (Rio Grande do Sul), besourinho-ametista e besouro-zumbidor. 📷 Leonardo Casadei

🌸 Ravens in bloom

🇧🇷Anambé-militar 🌎Haematoderus militaris Conservação:Pouco Preocupante O anambé-militar é uma ave passeriforme da família Cotingidae. Conhecido também como anambé-raio-de-sol (Amapá) e anambé-sol. 📷 José Kachimareck

martelo nessa aqui sempre e trago MAIS UMA VEZ essa imagem a tona:

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resta agora saber se os japoneses vao postar os combos de ronaldo no fatal fury com #RON ou #CR7

ow papo reto se não tiver copa do mundo ano que vem por causa do homenzinho laranja eu vou ficar bem puta na verdade

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desculpa mas eu não tô com energia pra ficar em lugares onde não me querem se for pra ficar com raiva de mim me manda tirar a mão logo que eu vou embora e tá tudo bem, inclusive AGRADEÇO ter menos trabalho

I really love that "succeeding in finishing an authored experience designed to be finished and enjoyed" is such a marker of resilience and character. I'm going to eat a meal at a high-end restaurant and call myself a survivalist.

sérgio seven talvez tu seja foda

todo dia um viado provando o ponto do @orathiago.com quando ele lançou essa aqui